A-Welcome to Just Between Us
G-Why are you wearing a crop top?
A-What do you mean "why am I wearing a crop top"?
That's what's "in" now.
G-Yeah, but usually people wear crop tops
and they don't wear just a full black undershirt.
A-I think crop tops look good
when you're wearing high-waisted jeans
G-MmmHmmm
A-But high-waisted jeans hurt my belly
G-Mmmhmm
A-So I have to wear low-waisted jeans
and that's too much crop
G-You could be one of those girls
that just wears a bandeau.
What is the point of small boobs
if you'r not gonna wear a bandeau?
A-I wear nothing; isn't that better
than wearing a bandeau?
G-Just a bandeau and then regular jeans.
You could pull that off.
A-No I couldn't; maybe standing,
but not sitting.
[intro music]
A-This week we have an
international question
international question. Genre mash-up
Steve, Atlantis.
G-What was it a mash-up of?
A-Um, a ballad, and, um, rock.
G-So like a rock ballad.
A-Steve, from Atlantis, which is in the Bahamas
G-You really think he's from a resort?
A-You looked it up, and it's
a part of the Bahamas
G-It's a resort though.
Does Steve live on the resort?
A-Maybe it's a town!
G-Does he work at the resort?
A-Maybe!
Steve wants to know,
"How do you find a husband on Tinder?"
G-Aaaaaa
A-Gaby doesn't know, but I do.
You have to make your
intentions known quickly.
G-On Tinder, where you have only like
a little space to type?
A-You have to make it clear that
you're looking for a relationship.
G-How do you do that?
A-I don't know
G-I don't like when people on Tinder
start with a joke, or they're like,
oh you know what I do,
I'll say a pick-up line in the beginning
Or I'll talk.
A-You don't like a joke?
G-No. like just be real.
A-Oh my God if someone is real to me
it's very off-putting.
I don't wanna be real for a few dates.
Heavy banter, and light kissing,
and that's it.
G-What if in your bio it says,
"I want a realtionship."?
A-You can't do..No, you seem crazy!
It is a difficult balance of
seeming as if you don't want a realtionship
but you also don't want to just hook-up
And so then it's like
"What are you? What do you want?"
"How can I give that to you?"
[clap] marriage.
G-I disagree. I think it's not crazy
to say exactly what you want up front.
A-OK, cause you're coming at it from
a different point of view, but imagine
if you were a straight girl looking
for a husband, which is not what Steve is,
but imagine if you were a straight girl
looking for a husband, and in your Tinder
bio it said, "I'm looking for a relationship."
Do you think that anybody,
that's cool, would swipe right?
G-Mmhm
A-You're an idiot
G-Look at me. Of course
people will swipe right.
A-But nothing about you screams
serious relationship, no offense
G-Thank you, thank you.
He wrote "looking for husband on Tinder,
OKCupid, Grindr. So here's my thoughts.
A-Not Grindr.
G-OKCupid I think is more, cause
you can write more, so that's better
for finding a husband.
A-OK, OK. I think you just have to not
have anything overtly sexual in your profile
G-OK
A-I feel really riled up because I
think I'm giving excellent advice for once
And your not even listening to me.
G-I'm listening to you, I just have
no interest. Like, this doesn't
affect me in any way.
A-When do any of the questions
affect you in any way?!
G-A lot of them do, but this is like
a guy looking for a husband. So
it's like a gay guy, so he's a man,
and he's looking for a husband. Like
it's not anything-
A-You manipulate everybody
the same way.
G-I don't think-
A-What is marriage if not
one, long manipulation?
G-[groan] I just think you should
not devalue yourself and stay in
something hoping a person will marry
you, if they won't.
So if you go on a few Tinder dates
and it doesn't seem like they want
to be serious, then just like,
fucking back out, you know what I mean?
A-If the person says anything sexual to you
while chatting, before you meet,
stop talking to them.
If you're looking for a relationship.
G-I guess.
A-That's great advice.
G-It's funny cause people always
give this advice about
if you want to get into a
serious relationship, like hold
off about sexual stuff, but
everyone I've been in a serious
relationship with I've had sex
with them before we were in a relationship.
Like, I've never followed that rule, and
I always have boyfriends and girlfriends.
A-Is it people that you meet the first time
you meet them you have sex with them
or do you know them in your life
and the first time you hook up
you have sex with them?
G-Like a mix of both, I guess-
A-No! No!
Oh my God, when have you ever gone
on one date with someone
not having known them before
had sex, and then
become in a relationship?
G-Kristin.
A-That was a girl.
G-I feel like I can't give advice to normal
people anymore, due to being so famous.
Like, I've lost the ability to relate to
the common man.
A-I think it's time for us to
cancel the show.
G-Or I need to like go
and live in the woods for a bit
and regain myself.
A-Yeah, go in the woods,
we'll cancel the show,
G-You just want to cancel the show.
A-[nods] Right.
[outro music]
A-Do we look bad? (G-little
baby, just lay down) OK.
Off-Never. I've never seen
you guys look bad. It's inhuman
You guys are...it's good
A-Now we know nothing else
is true-
G-I know right, liar.
[outro music]
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