Hila: Ethan...
*snore* UEGHH...
Hila: Wake up...
*more snoring*
EUGGHH
Hila: Listen!
Wha...
- Final Eughh -
Wha...?
Hila: I found it.
What? Dude what?
[Hila] I found it. [Ethan] The fuck dude what the fuck!
Why'd you wake me up dude, you know I'm trying to... I gotta get my beauty sleep dude!
Hila: I found how we can make money on youtube.
What?
What'd you say?
Hila: I found how to make money on youtube.
Well show me what it is dude, whatcha find Hila?
Hila: Look at this guy.
How does a homeless man spend a hundred dollars?
I dunno, how do I spend a homeless ... a hundred dollars...
Buy a couple fruit rollups and... and-uh beer dude.
Times fifty.
It's a good day. It's a good day.
Today I'm gonna give a homeless guy a hundred dollars, and I'm gonna follow him, and see how he spend it.
This is a hundred bucks, here
- Oh no way!
Yeah just keep it...
Ethan: Just let me know when they figure out what he does with the money, kay'?
I'm really curious cause I... you never know what people are going to do with their money
I mean peh'
Follow me around and give me a hundred bucks, you never know what the fucks gon happen dude
Weird stuff for sure
EUUGH
*snore*
EUGGH
*music*
What? How could he do that, how could he betray his trust and spend his money however he wants?
Man thats just what I expected to happen this guy is no- this guy's just like every homeless person, he's a scumbag alchoholic
dude I knew it.
*sad music*
he's giving them food.
I don't think this video would be very interesting if he got to the park bench and he just cracked open a beer
and just got fucking wasted and shit himself and pissed himself and just fell asleep in a pool of his own vomit
that actually would be a great video, but I have a feeling that people wouldn't care that much about it
not that many people, I would love that.
Do you even know them like- [Homeless man] No
I feel like I owe you an apology cuz you went to a liquor store, right earlier?
Oh you though I was gonna get all smacked up drunk, huh?
yada yada yada, he gets 40 million views
*video*
The guy goes, he gets the money to other people and god bless it if fucking jesus christ isnt back on earth
Jesus is back and hes licking all of our assholes, that how good this video is dude, can you imagine
getting a rim job from the son of god?
that guy knows how to work his tongue people!
you know whats interesting about his video its almost like they made sure that the outcome they wanted
happened.
How can you do that though, unless its...
Unless it's fake!?
You think that it's fake maybe, that they gave this guy a hundred bucks and set this up
'Cause I mean how many times do you this experiment?
I'm not shellin' out a hundred bucks to watch a homeless guy drink some beer, dude.
I'm having a feeling he only did this once
and he made sure that that once was the right once, you know what I mean?
40 million views, thats never happened to us, what do we do?
What do we do about that, you know?
We gotta feed the homeless, dude.
Dude, there's a homeless dude right here are you ready?
[Ethan] Come on. [Hila] Alright
How much money?
[Hila] Give him a 20
$20? What the fuck are you insane I'm not giving him $20
How about, how 'bout
How about seven cents?
I got seven cents for him dude I'm not fuckin' giving more than that
Doesn't Matter how much you give him.
It's about how many people see you do it.
kay? Lets try it. Ok i'm gunna go in.
make sure you get a good shot, dont fuck this up hila
Hey uh
I just wanted to help you out today, you know
just wanted to.. help. Hey god bless you
God bless you
Man: dude im not homeless
Ethan: have a good day dude
Man: What the hell dude
Man: Seven Cents.
If you guys needed any more proof that josh would never lie to his fans
okay, and manipulate people for views
Guys, buckle up
because im boutta reveal the truth
that josh is the ultimate dude
Josh: hey guys, didn't really want to put this video up because
i just got pranked big time on my birthday
but my embarassment will be your enjoyment-
Ethan: he didnt even wanna put the video up you guys, i mean
come on
He didnt wanna put the video up, its a pretty convincing story
so... let me just get on with it anyway
2 boys: we're gonna throw him out of an airplane tomorrow morning!
josh is still out!
Ethan: theyre talking completely normally
what the hell did you give him dude, roofies?
You fuckin date raped your friend, dawg
if thats not ridiculous enough, here they are putting him in a jumpsuit
sunny day.. and carrying him- to an airplane
on an airplane with super loud engines! tied up, to harnesses and stuff!
still passed out guys
and josh maintains, to this day
that this is a real video.
dont believe me? too crazy to believe?
let me check the comments here before we proceed
*reading* guys, before you watch this you need to know these things
they put earplugs in my ears so i couldnt hear the airplane noise
i am super lightweight when it comes to drinking
i took a lot of shots the night before and i was blacked out
all i remember is being carried out of the club or something, thats it
i will never ever drink on my birthday again, EVER
and the skydiving was pretty fun, its the ass pain i had the next morning, it was really weird and random
i didnt know that drinking gave you ass pains, like i was bleeding from my ass a lot
and like white stuff, it was gross dude
im never drinking again
i dont really see why being thrown out of a plane would wake him up
but he slept through all that other shit, but alright dude, its your story, its your life
woo
what a rush dude
how embarrassing for him
hes so brave
honestly hes so brave for uploading this despite being so embarassed
*coughing*
*Music music music*
remember guys; its not about how much you give.. its about how many people see you do it