Welcome to This week’s episode of Roasting The Week, where we comment on the most interesting news stories of the week.
Our first story bring us to the rioters that were arrested after causing violence at the Hanuman Jayanti violence
After their arrest, the immediate defence of the rioters was made where people said that these people were poor oppressed people, daily wage labourers
But some personal photos of the rioters were discovered later where you can see the following
See: poor Daily wage labourers are wearing gold chains and driving BMWs, and people are Still asking for Achche din?
Open your eyes, achche din are here!
New also broke that suggested that the rioters who were arrested had an AAP connection
Now Amanatullah Khan who threatens b3headings is sick and Tahir Hussain, who was famous for the Delhi riots is in jail,
so its possible that AAP is doing a recruitment drive to get leaders of that stature
After the riots in which many Hindus were injured, pelted with stones, simply for having the courage to take out a Hanuman Jayanti procession
for some reason Indian supporters of rioters started trending: “I can’t breathe”, as if its the rioters who are the victims here
Either they are defending rioters or they actually can't breathe
There is a simple solution, though, who the hell asked you to wear Burqa in the middle of the Indian summer?. First you fight to wear it and then complain about breathing problems
Do you want to breathe or wear burqa?
At this point, Every year there is a new riot like a new baaghi film
And every time, there is a riot, our very own Lodi media) never fails to cover it up. This week, we will see some more brilliant examples of Lodi media’s secular coverage
look at this rioter holding a gun at a Hanuman Jayanti parade
According to fault, news, he was watering his plants
According to NDTV,he was handing flowers
According to the quint, he was giving out sweets
And finally, according to The Wire, he was showing his kid a better look
One of the arrested in the riots as called Sonu Chikna, a video of his emerged after the riots
Looks like other things have also been made chikna by the police along with his face
Ilhan Omar, who supports separatism in Kashmir posted a tweet with a video of a prayer celebration in a plane and asked
I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I am on a plane. How do you think it will end?
I don’t know what to say. If I say something, who know she might just drop it on me
A video got released recently of Biden seeming to shake hands with no body.
Now some people are saying this is because Biden has dementia and his brain doesn’t work
But look closely, we all know who this person is, who Biden shakes hands with
Netflix share prices are set to take the biggest fall in nearly a decade:
Experts are trying to determine why this happened?
Well, we are seeing what kind of content Netflix has been producing for the last few years
And you know what Trump Uncle has said
In an economy where jobs are problem and population is a problem, Salim chaha was recently interviewed about how many children he had and he had this to say
23 kids from one wife. Imagine how much time she has spent of her life simply being pregnant?
Maybe it was for Maulana ji’s wife that Rana Ayyub tweeted
There was recently another Jai Bhim rally that was organized in India, but what was very special about this rally was that it had a very special guesT: