- [Psychic] Who do you want to contact
from the spirit world today?
- I wanna talk to my grandfather
to find out who murdered him in this very house.
- Very well, let us begin.
(peaceful music)
This house is very old.
I'm sensing many spirits in this place.
- Can you see my grandfather?
- I see, oh, I see a man.
A tall man, muscular, with dark hair,
Michael?
Is this man familiar to you?
- No, I mean, I wish he was! (laughs)
My grandfather was not that cute.
- Okay, well, oh, I see another spirit!
- Oh, wait!
We don't have to be rude, right?
I mean if Michael's here and he wants to chat, let's chat!
You know, uh, what's he do?
What did he do?
- Um, he was a doctor.
- Jackpot, cha-ching! (laughs)
I'm just kidding, I work in comedy.
I'm an actress.
Could you tell him that?
- He can hear you.
- Really?
Well, what'd he say?
- He says, beautiful and funny?
Jackpot.
- Oh my god, I see what you did there, Michael.
- Didn't you want to discover who killed your grandfather?
- Oh, I mean, you know, what's the rush?
He's dead, right?
He's not gonna get any deader.
Michael, how long have you been dead for?
- He says 200 years.
- I happen to be into older men. (laughs)
(sighs) Is he laughing?
- Yes, he's laughing.
(laughing)
- (sighs) What's he saying now?
- He wants to recite a poem for you.
- Shut the front door!
(gasps)
(laughs) That was cute!
- I'd really rather focus on your grandfather.
- Come on, please, please, please, please!
You're my friend with the big nose.
- Cyrano?
- Don't put a spell on me.
- You know what?
This is not what I do, but you're paying me,
so he says J is for joyful,
E is for ethereal, S is for spectacular,
S is for spectacular?
- This is so friggin' romantic.
- (gasps) Wait!
Your grandfather, he's here!
He want to speak through me.
(gasps)
Jessica, listen carefully!
My killer is--
- Wait a minute!
You could have people talk through you this whole time?
- What did your grandfather say?
- I don't know, I wasn't listening to him!
I wanna talk to Michael!
- I'd really rather not!
I mean, why are you even pursuing a dead man?
- Have you ever tried dating in L.A?
- Okay, fine, fine, fine.
Just don't, just don't do anything weird to me.
Well hello there, Jessica.
- (laughs) My god, you have a very sexy voice.
- (laughs) You too.
- Thank you.
- Care to dance?
- Oh my god.
(romantic music)
- (gasps) He's gone.
- What?
Michael, where's Michael?
Get him in there!
(psychic yells)
Michael, if you're here, knock over a lamp
or take all my clothes off me and ravage my body.
Where did he go?
- A bunch of sexy college girls
were murdered here one summer.
- Sexier than me?
- I'm so sorry.
But your grandfather is still here.
He wants you to know that his killer--
- Oh, I don't give a shit about that anymore.
I'm gonna eat a hoagie.
Don't care about the calories,
I don't care about anything.
- But you're!
(romantic music)
I know, kids, right?
Oh, well you seem really nice, too.