Joe lost so today
we're here at Twinkle Playspace for kids.
That's right. And you know what parents love?
They love when other parents try to do their job for them.
Yeah, and, Joe, you're the only parent amongst us.
And you're always
talking about,
"I'm a parent, I'm a parent, I'm a parent."
So get in there and parent other people's kids.
These are my three children.
[ Laughter ]
Sal: This is a play space for kids and their parents.
Parents that bring their kids here are good parents.
Joe doesn't think so.
Sal: Ooh.
Is that woman texting?
You can't keep your eyes on your kids when you're texting, Joe.
That's right.
-What's your secret? -For?
Texting and watching a child at the same time.
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
I just do it.
Alexia!
I have no idea
where she is, by the way.
Well, you might know if you weren't texting.
I have no idea
where she is, by the way.
It's hard to keep track of them sometimes
when they're running around 'cause it's a big space.
Q: Say the line.
Easier when you're, you know --
Easier when you're not texting.
It's definitely easier when you're not texting to keep an eye on them.
Alexia!
Alexia?
Alexia!
[ Laughter ]
Oh, what was that -- Parent was on that slide.
It's for children.
[ Laughter ]
Sal: Ah, the look!
[ Laughter ]
Oh. Pacifiers
and trampolines don't mix.
Pacifier and trampoline makes me nervous.
I don't want to see that beautiful face get busted up.
[ Laughter ]
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Sal: Get this woman right here.
What percentage of parents you think are good parents?
Let me ask you
something.
Being here, what percentage of parents
do you think are good parents?
You know, what I did? I put a chip in my son
so I know where he is at all times.
I put a chip
inside my child
to know where he is at all times.
It's a kid tracker.
No, but it's also -- They do wonderful things. It's Wi-Fi.
It's Wi-Fi enabled, so it makes him
very popular at the playgrounds 'cause he's a Wi-Fi hotspot.
I can stream music and movies through him.
I can also stream all my movies and music.
[ Laughter ]
If you want to use it, the password's "sugartits."
[ Laughter ]
You have to say it. You have to say it.
You were on the phone before. If you want to connect
to my son's Wi-Fi, the password's "sugartits."
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God. This is [bleep] miserable.
[ Laughter ]
Nice!
Say, "I think he might have deuced."
I think this one deuced.
I thought it was him.
One of these two deuced.
I think one of the two of them deuced.
Somebody. Somebody. [ Laughs ]
Somebody deuced.
[ Laughter ]
Sal: Just say
to another parent,
"Looks like I'm striking out all over the place here today."
Been striking out here all day.
[ Laughter ]
Murr: Ooh, Joe, looks like someone else is on their phone.
Got to make sure you're paying attention
to what happens out there
'cause you look down once -- it's like texting and driving.
Are you just a nanny?
Are you just a guardian or...?
Oh, he's your son.
I've seen nannies text. Never seen a parent.
[ Laughter ]
I know, 'cause sometimes I see nannies text.
[ Laughter ]
Never seen really a parent do it.
[ Laughter ]
Hi!
Sal: Go to the kid.
"Did you get hurt while Mommy was texting?"
[ Laughter ]
Did he get hurt when Mommy was texting? What happened?
[ Laughter ]
Sal: She walked away.
[ Laughter ]
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