Let's talk about love.
Speaking of love, I am on "Single By 30."
An original show by Youtube Red, all episodes
out for binging.
Now I know that there's no one way
that everyone falls in love. Right?
Some people do it because it's pragmatic.
We are compatible, socially, economically,
and intellectually.
I concur. Therefore we should be companions.
I agree with that conclusion.
We should hold hands today, kiss next week,
and make the love in a month.
As a more sexually assertive person,
I urge you to consider 3 weeks time to make the love.
I will consider it.
Deal.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Some people fall in love because it's convenient.
You're close. You're mine now.
You're with me.
And, I'll admit it, when I fall in love
I am a stereotype--I am the stereotype.
I believe in love at first sight.
I didn't do anything Elysia.
Yes you did!
No I didn't!
*dreamy music plays*
Why won't you listen to me?
And it hits me hard.
And when I fall, I literally fall.
It's so cold!
And I know what you're going to say, okay?
So you can just save it, because I already know.
That's not love, right? That's infatuation.
That's lust. That's being delusional.
And I was. I was delusional.
I would meet someone and I would fantasize
about how amazing they are.
And how perfect we're going to be together
and how we're going to spend our whole lives
in holy matrimony.
When all he'd said was:
Hi, I'm Moustache.
But I heard:
I don't care how many cats you have.
Because I wasn't in love with the person.
I was in love with an idea.
I would "fall in love" with a guy no matter
how many red flags he had.
You know, I don't really believe in monogamy.
I've cheated on every girl I've been in a relationship with.
I don't want kids.
I refuse to get a job. I don't want to work for the man
which is why I haven't paid my taxes in like 4 years.
Oh.
Can you hold on for a second?
I'm pretty sure this is my girlfriend.
Hello?
As I've grown up I've realized this about myself.
And I've gotten a lot better at it.
You know, now when I see someone and I feel
all of these feelings, I know that it's not love.
It's just sexual attraction.
It's just hormones.
I like you. I like you.
Oh! I like you too!
Oh and I like you!
I like you boy where are you going!?
I like you. Oh! I like you!
And I like you.
But, maybe you're a rational person,
who falls in love with someone after
being friends with them for years and years
and getting to know the amazing qualities
that they have as a person.
Just like Harry and Kina in "Single By 30"
on Youtube Red. Smooth transition, right?
That was a smooth transition.
I had the pleasure of playing Harry Shum's
little sister, Grace, in "Single By 30" which is a
painfully cute romantic comedy from Wongfu.
All of the episodes are now available on Youtube Red
so be sure to subscribe and binge the Hell out of it!
*snaps*
You might see me there, and then around Christmas
And then sometime next year. Who knows?
I could be all over that Youtube Red.
And that's all.
I'm Anna Akana.
Didn't even say my name right.