I wish my teeth were this bright.
Hi it's Divya G!
*Suspenseful music* Or is it?
Que significa 'g'?
Gripping.
Had me on the edge of my seat.
Dan Brown is quaking.
I'm literally so scared right now.
Oh my god I'm scared.
New York Times best selling novel. Number 1.
*creepy music* Or does it?
Today I will show you how you can create your own generic thriller
mystery novel - the type your mom would buy at the airport
it's almost as generic as me. Yes, like DJ Khaled's most poignant statement: another
one?
It's close to midnight - casual Saturday evening and here I am... doing the
usual, you know, just casually talking to myself
hahaha banter. I won't lie I don't read many thrillers okay I barely read in general
but I've read a grand total of one and that was gone girl so I don't even know
if that counts but that doesn't stop me from having eyes!!!! In terms of color
scheme you want blacks whites blues and reds they're your best bet for creating
you know that *sarcastic* foreboding atmosphere. That's right guys I didn't get that a
star in English a level for just No Reason. For the main background you have
a few options you can either have an extreme closeup of an object, it could be
anything your heart desires such as, you know, the door handle or the edge of a
knife, glinting under the moonlight or the string of a tampon because it's
about to get bloody ha ha ha ha ha ha ha but no mystery
thriller is complete without the silhouette of a man in a trench coat
with a hat... but if you really want something evil lurking in the dark... Kim
jong-un. You can't forget you need the babe magnet fedora hats for the
depressed genius alcoholic Sherlock type detective I mean
who even is you know Beetroot Cuminsnatch? I don't know him.
you're all alone (not new here)
in your room and you hear the door slam. You realise there's nowhere left to run. Like
any sane person instead of calling the police you go and investigate because
you have a death wish and otherwise there is No Plot :) but what's behind the
door? the toilet? the minion? the dead ex-wife who knew too much? Narnia?
So we want to get a little bit dark and a little bit shadowy you know just to
get all the girls going oh my god who is hEEEEEEEEEEee ... who is he? it's a mystery ~~~
For the title you want to be vague but also kind of literal at the same time so you
know "The girl on the train" "the boy in the suitcase" and you can't go wrong with
a little sprinkle of death.
Anchored
BY DEATH.
Breath
Of DEATH
A sip
OF DEATH
Just... just lovely.. just
death... but I think we're gonna call ours "the thing" cuz this is killer thriller
chiller
and like any good books you want to draw your readers in telling them that
your favorite author has read this book!!! - and we're gonna caption it "made me
shit my pants" because if it doesn't make you shit your pants is it really a
thriller?
will I make another video? who knows it's all a mystery yeah oh wow
congratulations you reached the end of my video
you win a big golden sticker turn on notifications and subscribe because I
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ever again because who- who wants to do that? miss
this beautiful face? (everyone) next time I'll make a how to create your own horror novel
step 1 copy my face step 2 put my face on the
cover PHWOAAH. I'm scared.
and unlike the mystery thriller novels the only time
you're allowed to follow me is on Twitter and also on Instagram another plug. errrr peace out
Mockingjay oh yeah no
I have University exams coming up so my last vine
recreation compilation *cough* plug and this video will have to do for now I'm sorry
about that cough I have hay fever? so if you have any vines that you would like
me to recreate that I haven't already let me know you know it hit me up you
know send a hit man my way
I'm not here trying to look like a saturated pad why is this so bright? or is
Am I emo?
My mum told me it's rude to stare so don't stare at the Sun
you'll damage your vision I mean when I think about it I already damage my
vision every day in the morning when I look at myself in the mirror anyway so
really what is the difference okay relatable when you're ugly...
Trooyeeee
Take a trip into my garden
I've got so much to show you -- What garden Troye? What garden?