- Hey, we're back. - Oh!
[mumbling]
Oh, look who's back, Henry.
- Hey, Henry. - Hi. You came back.
You were gone so long.
Yeah, we were getting worried about you, boy.
Uh, yeah, I was only gone for, like, fifteen minutes.
Fifteen minutes to win it.
- Yeah, Bay. - Huh?
I have missed you so much.
Ah, I think I just heard a.. rib crack.
Gonna be more than one by the time I'm done with you.
Alright, person space, Ray.
Alright. Come on.
[mumbling]
Do not make me get the crowbar.
[screaming]
[roaring]
[grunting and roaring]
Ah, I should lift weights more.
You mean, ever.
Henry! You got to save me!
I know. That's why I'm here... and why I lift weights.
[roaring]
Shut up, lion.
I'm in the middle of something here.
[roaring and gasping]
[panting]
Oh, thank God, it was just a dream?
What was just a dream?
Lips!
You dream- you dream about lips?
Uh, uh, giant lips and not yours.
They were chasing me down a hall of popcorn.
You weren't there. Leave me alone.
Okay, but... you got a phone on your face.
It's where I put my phone when I'm sleeping. God!
Where're you going?
Uh, uh, I gotta make outta here.
I mean get out of here. I'll kiss ya later.
- Hmm? - I mean I'll catch ya later!
[laughing]
Where is this elevator?
[laughing]
Hey, I never got your name.
Yeah, it's Hart... Henry Hart.
The way you said that was weird.
- Um-hmm. - Very weird.
Hey, man, I was in the bathroom for like, an hour,
not for a gross reason, though.
It's okay.
I don't know what this guy's doing.
It's fine. He's here for me.
Oh.
I need to discuss who's going to take over
my father's very legitimate business.
Is your father's business legitimate, though?
Never ask me about my business, Henry.
Wow, gorgeous.
Yeah, fantastic necklace.
Oh, uh.
[laughing]
I, ah...
I actually wasn't talking about the necklace.
- Oh. - Yeah.
So, what were you talking about?
Um.
You know... you.
Oh... okay.
Okay.
Well, this is not going well.
[giggling]
Would you like a do over?
Yes, please. Uh, hi, I-I'm Kid Danger.
- Well, duh, I knew that much. - Right.
Cool. So, um... do you like coming to this museum,
for the jewels or the... stools?
Oh, I'm definitely a jewel's girl.
Yeah, I figured. Haha.
Yeah.
[music playing]
♪
Whoa.
Dude's bringing it.
Okay, now, I think we need to figure out how- how--
[moaning]
Ah, this feels so nice.
- I'm in a band. - No, you're not.
I know... but, ah, yeah, I think I'd pretty good in one.
So, you should come check us out... when we exist.
Where's my Cranberry Mango Fizzy punch?
Hey, Piper.
Hey, Joss. Love your dress.
Thank you. I'm gonna wear it once, then throw it away.
[laughing]
Yeah, you should probably wear it more than once.
I'm sorry. Backing up here real quick,
but, uh, what'd you say your name was again?
Joss? Hmm? Joss?
Joss Moss.
Joss Moss, daughter of mob boss, Rob Moss, Joss Moss?
That's right.
Hey, waiter.
Still waiting for my Crabmanfizzpu.
Hey, you!
- What?! - Shut up!
It's Kid Danger!
Oh, my God. We love you, Kid Danger!
Spoiler alert.
I'm about to spoil you.
Yes! That was the perfect quip.
Get outta here.
[grunting]
[fighting and cheering]
Maybe I'll just break your arm
and then ruin the movie for everyone.
Get your hands off, Kid Danger!
[screaming]
[fighting and cheering]
He-He's your son?
- Um-hmm. - Yes.
Yeah, we've reconsidered.
- We've changed our minds. - Your son can stay.
It's best that he stays.
It kinda needs to happen.
[giggling]
Ha. Haha. Uh, sorry. Ha. Got a little emotional there.
It's just that, uh, you know, you've been gone a long time.
And I've been so alone.
Ahem.
Quiet! Talking to Henry.
I was wrong to tell you
that I didn't want to be boyfriend and girlfriend.
And I'm sorry, and I really like you.
And also, I'd be really happy
if you'd be my date to the Meat Ball.
Jacket fits her perfectly.
Get off my porch!
You really want to take... me to the Meat Ball?
Yeah.
And so, does that mean
you want us to be, like... a thing?
I'll be your thing if... you'll be my thing.
Well, then... should we make it official?
Maybe we should.
Okay... let's update our relationship status.
Oh, let's do it!
Later, Dangers.
Bye bye, Henry.
Bye.
Have a safe trip.
Wanna hug it out?
Nah.
Okay, just one.
Alright, oh... that's my Goober.
- Yeah. - I gotta go, Ray.
Um-hmm.
- Ray, I gotta go. - Yeah.
Ray, I gotta go.
Yeah, yeah. Get outta here. Take that Goober rig.
Ha.
[chiming]
[snapping]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Gotcha.