PLEASE WELCOME SCOTT EASTWOOD.
♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: I THINK-- I'LL HAVE TO CHECK WITH THE JUDGES,
BUT I THINK THAT MIGHT BE THE FASTEST A GUEST HAS EVER COME
OUT HERE.
YEAH.
THAT'S A NEW LAND SPEED RECORD FOR OUR STAGE.
>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
( LAUGHTER ) ( RIM SHOT ).
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
LET ME JUST GO A LITTLE OVER THE C.V..
YOU'RE AN ACTOR.
YOU MODEL.
YOU SURF.
LOTS OF SHIRTLESS PICTURES OF YOU ON THE INTERNET.
YOU HAVE AN ADORABLE DOG NAMED FREDDIE.
YOU PUBLICLY ADMITTED TO CRYING DURING "THE NOTEBOOK."
YOU FLY A HELICOPTER.
ARE YOU AUDITIONING TO BE THE NEXT BACHELOR?
THAT'S THE KIND OF THING PEOPLE MAKE UP ON THE RESUME.
>> BUSTED.
"THE BACHELOR," THAT'S EVERY MAN'S DREAM TO BE ON A SHOW WITH
20 WOMEN COMPETING OVER YOU?
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
>> Stephen: I, A BIG OLD GREASED UP MEAT SLAB.
>> MEAT SLAB!
NO, LOOK AT THIS!
>> Stephen: THIS IS A FANTASTIC PICTURE.
THIS IS YOU AND YOUR DAD ON THE COVER OF THE NEW "ESQUIRE."
IT'S JUST HITTING THE STANDS NOW.
>> THANK YOU.
THANKS.
( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: DID YOU LIVE WITH
YOUR DAD AS A TEENAGER?
>> I DID UNTIL I PISSED HIM OFF, YEAH.
>> Stephen: YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S IT LIKE TO PISS THIS MAN OFF, BECAUSE HE--
HE JUST HAS A LOOK THAT WOULD, LIKE, STERILIZE A FROG AT 50
PACES.
( LAUGHTER ) WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO GET IN
TROUBLE WITH THIS FELLA?
>> IT'S KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU SEE HIM IN "GRAN TORINO" SAY,
"GET OFF MY LAWN," BUT WITH HIS HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU, RIGHT?
>> OH, LOVE.
>> Stephen: CAN YOU GIVE ME THE STARE?
YOU CAN SCARE THE HELL-- OH, BOY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT'S IT.
THE LITTLE HEAD MOVE, TOO.
THE LITTLE HEAD MOVE.
THE LITTLE HEAD MOVE SAYS, "DID YOU NOTICE I WAS LOOKING AT
YOU?" WELL, NOW YOU'RE IN "SUICIDE
SQUAD."
WORKING WITH DAVID ERROR, WHO YOU WORKED ON, ON "FURY."
BRUTAL MOVIE TO WORK ON, I IMAGINE.
>> NOT LIKE ACTUALLY GOING TO WAR.
>> Stephen: BUT HE RUNS BOOT CAMPS.
PHYSICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL TORTURE.
>> I THINK HE LIKES TO TORTURE HIS ACTORS.
I'M NOT SURE WHY I CAME AROUND FOR A SECOND ROUND OF TORTURE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH EXTENSIVE TRAINING FOR
"SUICIDE SQUAD"?
>> WE DID.
HE LIKES TO PUT HIS ACTORS THROUGH, LIKE YOU SAID, AND-- I
WAS PLAYING A SPEC -OPS GUY IN THE MOVIE.
AND AT ONE POINT HE HAD US-- SLEEP DEPRIVATION FOR 72 HOURS.
>> Stephen: WHAT!
>> YEAH.
AND THEN HE HAD US SNEAKING AROUND HOUSES IN THE GREATER
TORONTO AREA, AND LOOKING BACK AT IT NOW, WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN
ARRESTED.
>> Stephen: I THINK THAT'S ILLEGAL.
>> I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS.
>> Stephen: WAS THIS JUST TO MAKE YOU SEEM TIRED?
WHY DO YOU KEEP SOMEBODY UP FOR 72 HOURS?
JUST GIVE THE MAN A TODDLER.
YOU'LL BE TIRED FASTER THAN THAT.
>> THAT'S ALSO GOOD.
>> Stephen: DID IT BOND YOU GUYS?
DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A TEAM BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL SUFFERING
AT THE SAME TIME?
>> YEAH, A LOT OF SUFFERING TOGETHER.
>> Stephen: WE HAD MARGOT ROBBIE ON THE SHOW AND SHE SAID
SHE HAS HER OWN TATTOO GUN AND THAT SHE WAS TATTOOING THE WORD
"SQUAD" S-K-W-A-D, ON PEOPLE.
DID SHE APPROACH YOU ABOUT GETTING THE SQUAD TATTOO?
>> YOU KNOW-- NO.
>> Stephen: NO?
>> NO, WILL AND I STAYED AWAY FROM THAT.
I SAW WILLs GIVING THE TATTOOS OUT.
I SAID RUN AWAY FROM THAT TRAILER.
>> Stephen: NO TATTOO FOR YOU?
>> NO.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS?
>> NO, MY DAD WAS SORT OF OLD SCHOOL.
AND I REMEMBER MY SISTER CANNING HOME ONE TIME WITH A TATTOO AND
HIM SAYING, "WELL, WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?"
I SAID, I'M NOT GETTING A TATTOO.
OKAY.
>> Stephen: SO THIS IS OLDER SISTER?
>> OLDER AND YOUNGER, ACTUALLY.
NOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT, YEAH.
>> Stephen: DID YOU LEARN TO BE GOOD BY WATCHING YOUR
BROTHERS AND SISTERS ( BLEEP ) UP?
( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE I THINK--
>> YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT ON AIR?
>> Stephen: NO, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT.
WHAT I DID WAS I JUST ( BLEEP ) UP.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE FOR MY LAST SHOW.
( LAUGHTER ) I GUESS WHAT I'M ASKING IS I
THINK YOUNGER BROTHERS, YOUNGER BROTHERS AND SRS LEARN TO GET
AROUND PARENTS BY WATCHING HOW THE OLDER BROTHERS AND SISTERS
GET IN TROUBLE.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
I WAS VERY SNEAKY.
I WAS VERY SNEAKY, SO I GOT AWAY WITH A LOT.
>> Stephen: ARE THERE THINGS THAT YOUR FOLKS DON'T KNOW YOU
DID, EVEN NOW, LIKE "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL THEM THAT?"
>> NO.
NO.
NOT AT ALL.
>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE IN THE FEW "FAST AND FURIOUS" COMING
OUT, "FURIOUS 8."
>> I AM, I AM.
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: ARE YOU A CAR GUY?
HAVE YOU ALWAYS LOVED CARS?
>> YEAH, CLASSIC CARS.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF CLASSIC CARS.
>> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
>> THAT'S AN INTERESTING STORY.
I ACTUALLY ASKED MY DAD, I REMEMBER, WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE,
FOR A LOAN.
I THINK IT WAS FOR SEVEN OR EIGHT GRAND FOR A TRUCK.
I HAD A JOB AT THE TIME.
AND HE SAID NO.
AND SO THEN I HAD-- I REMEMBER GETTING A DEAL ON A '91 FORD
CROWN VIC, WHICH WAS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW, IS AN OLD POLICE
CAR.
>> Stephen: SURE, SURE, NOT THAT SEXY.
>> NOT THAT SEXY, NO.
THE TRUNK DIDN'T CLOSE.
SO I USED A BUNGEE CORD.
THAT WAS-- THAT WAS NICE.
YOU KNOW, FOR DATES.
>> Stephen: WAS THIS YOUR FIRST CAR?
>> FIRST CAR.
>> Stephen: I HAD A 1978 POWDER BLUE PINTO.
>> OH, NICE, THAT'S GOOD.
>> Stephen: I GOT ALL THE GIRLS WHO WALKED BY YOURS.
SCOTT, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEW MOVIE.
>> Stephen: "SUICIDE SQUAD" IS IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
SCOTT EASTWOOD, EVERYBODY!