[Dog Voiceover] I know I say this every morning
but they're not moving.
If you think it's no big deal, say something.
Oh my god, you think they're dead too.
I'll go check.
Don't be dead, don't be dead, don't be dead.
Oh, you're alive.
And you're alive!
Okay, okay. Okay, I'm up.
[Dog Voiceover] Your breath smells good.
Uh, oh, I'm in, I'm in here.
[Woman] I know.
[Dog Voiceover] You can't just leave, guys.
You gotta tell me where you're going.
Is that food?
Can I have some?
Oh, you're spitting out.
But can I have some?
No?
Stay right here, I'll go check on everything.
I know where they are now, everything's fine.
[Woman] Cornelius, come eat.
[Dog Voiceover] I'm so hungry.
Oh I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait.
Look, I'm even doing a trick.
That's how hungry I am.
Faster, faster, faster.
Wait, I can eat this, right?
This is food?
Because I've been getting some mixed signals lately.
Is this food?
[Man] Not for you, buddy.
[Dog Voiceover] Is this food?
[Man] That's a jacket.
[Dog Voiceover] This has gotta be food, right?
Are you sure?
So you're sure this is food?
Oh yeah, this is really good.
(beep)
That can't be good.
We gotta hide, we gotta get out of here.
Wow.
I'm okay.
- Why are there clothes on the floor? - [Woman] Hi.
Why don't they smell like us?
I can fix that.
[Woman] Are you gonna help?
- [Dog Voiceover] Oh, there you are. - [Woman] Uh-oh.
- [Dog Voiceover] Don't panic, I'm fine. - [Woman] Cornelius.
Don't worry about me, it's fun.
Please come back inside.
That's not where you go.
Excuse me, that's where you go.
You go there.
Okay, guys, great news, I've finished cleaning my room and-
I can do a little sushi.
Eh...
[Dog Voiceover] Uh-oh.
[Woman] I'm not in the mood for sushi.
[Dog Voiceover] What's happening?
- [Man] What about some Thai food? - [Dog Voiceover] This is a nightmare.
[Woman] Eh...
[Dog Voiceover] I've never seen them fight like this before.
[Woman] Just salads.
[Dog Voiceover] I can't take this.
[Woman] But then what are we gonna eat?
[Dog Voiceover] Oh my god, they're not talking.
It's probably over.
Okay, we're all freaked out,
this is upsetting because I love both of you
but I'm gonna live with her
because we all know I like her more.
Okay, obviously things worked out, this is embarrassing
but we all said things we didn't mean back there, right?
Thanks for letting me sleep in bed tonight, guys.
You won't even know I'm here.
(owl sounds)
Hey, did you guys hear that?
Are you awake?