We're going to do a thing.
So, a lot of you guys know,
when I work, I dress like a hobo.
Look at that.
But, always, it's a matching hobo, as you guys know.
XRP Army, throw the X up.
Today, we're going to throw the drill up.
We have a Bored Ape.
His name is Ronald.
He does smoke cigarettes.
So be careful, ladies and gentlemen.
You guys can see we got this six-foot-tall statue, I believe.
It's going to be taller than me, I think.
So we've got to see what's going on.
We've got one screw left in.
That's right. When you're a big star,
your people come in and pre-screw.
You ever been pre-screwed?
Here we go.
Well, a lot of people don't know
I used to do construction.
Here we go.
Guys, check it out.
Time to--
time to--
time to see what we got.
Look at there!
What is that?
I'm ready to host, boss.
That's the wrong freaking box.
I'm ready to host, boss.
Gaaah!
It's rewind time.
We're going to do a thing.
♪ pomparawanapompa ♪
Ghad, this kind of feels like a--
what is that thing called where you go in when you're dead?
A coffin?
Yeah, kind of has a coffin feel to it.
Here we go. You ready?
Oh!
♪ parararaparampom ♪
♪ parom ♪
♪ parararapompompo ♪
Oh! There's a joe!
!@#$%^&*()_+!
Look at this guy!
Oh, my gosh!
- That's kind of creepy. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh! - Oh, my gosh.
This is something.
It's got a granite base too.
Decker!
- We're in the middle of a video right now! - I'm sorry.
It's a great base.
It's pretty cool.
- It's a granite base. - I'm not going to lie.
- This is kind of creepy. - Yeah.
Oh, my gosh. This is kind of-- this is hot.
- And where's the base at? - It's in that one over there.
Oh, we've got to get that guy out.
- Yeah. - Let's see how tall he is.
Okay. Okay. Here we go.
Careful. Don't break it.
Shake it. Don't break it.
Okay. Let's see this monkey here.
Okay.
Alright. Well, where is he going to stand at?
This freaking monkey is taller than me.
This is a big problem.
Now, for a monkey, he is very clearly large when compared to an American.
The average male American is 5'9".
I am 5'10.5".
No big deal.
Some people call it 5'11".
Who's that? Leonardo DiCaprio?
Put your arms out!
Listen here, Cate Blanchett!
This is my Bored Ape.
His name is Ronald.
Look.
Not saying this to Desi to make her jealous,
but now I've got a robot monkey.
You're my girlfriend.
Your time may be up.
There we go.
Got some earrings.
You know, back in the 80s,
they used to say some things about guys that wear one earring in the right ear.
I don't know if they say that anymore.
Look at this stubble.
Aaron, can you lean in for a kiss?
- I think you should do. Not me. - No, no. I'm not kissing my own monkey.
That's weird.
- I'm not kissing that. - Someone else's monkey?
I may consider it.
I'm not kissing my own monkey.
That's strange.
His eyes are a little red from working at McDonald's for so long, obviously.
We call that a contact high.
What do you all think about my own monkey?
I feel like you should put it in the Lambo
then go through the drive thru at McDonald's with it.
That would be hilarious.
Put your arms out!
We're slow dancing.
Don't judge us.
Good game, Ronald.
Where does--
where does this video end?
Oh, there's Jada.
Look. There's Jada!
Let's go say hi to Jada real quick.
- Hey, Jada! - Dude, this is sick!
What do you think?
Whoa! She's immediately touching the waist too.
- So did I. - No, I was moving it.
I mean, I feel like that's the appropriate spot to grab it.
So it doesn't stand on its own, right?
- Do you own this one? - I do. Yeah, this is mine.
- This is Ronald. - He's taller than you.
Shut up, Jada.
Shut up.
Oh, did-- where's the cigarette?
Guys, smoking is dangerous.
You should only do it if you're above 18 years old,
kind of like playing at Stake.
Visit bitboycrypto.com/stake
if you want to do something extremely dangerous with crypto.
It's like cigarette smoking,
except you can do it with crypto.
Thank you to our sponsor Stake.
Alright, guys. Well, we had a problem.
The cigarette smoke is broke.
And the cigarette is also broken.
But good news,
the cigarette smoke was not included in the NFT.
Only the cigarette.
So, you know, in basketball,
if you get fouled,
you say, "the ball don't lie."
You shoot it,
and if you make it,
it was a foul.
If you miss it, you're lying.
The same with the cigarette,
you don't lie.
When it comes to that smoke,
you don't lie. The smoke was added.
That was not the real NFT.
Real NFT's no smoke.
That's why we broke it. Thanks.
Hey, guys.
This has been a fun video.
This is my statue.
Let's put him on the set.
BitBoy out.