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So you've been studying the quantum realm.
mm hmm.
Why didn't you ask me about it?
I tried Mom.
Do you even know how dangerous the quantum realm is?
No! You won't ever tell us about it.
You don't know what you're dealing with down there!
It's fine just let me turn it on and show you.
Don't you dare turn on whatever that thing is!
Why? [Fine!]
You really want me to tell you?
Yes! Tell us! It's so weird that you don't want us to know
Fine!
[Music]
Wow!
okay so yeah we won't ever do anything with the quantum Realm
[Music]
Any minute now...
someone somewhere out there will send a signal
and that's when I'll catch them!
any minute now
[ant sounds]
My name is Darin!
and I am not a...
[car horn]
what?
Did I get him?
Luis?
Yeah man! What's up?
How did you get here?
Oh man you're not gonna believe it right!
So I was just chilling back at the security office
when all of a sudden these giant ants walked in
and I was like whoa
are you some kind of Highly evolved ants
from Beyond Space and Time
sent to give me some kind of important message?
and the ant was like, "Yeah dawg.
We've been trapped down in the quantum realm getting all super smart and stuff
and I was like, "Word?" and he was like, "Yeah"
but craps been getting really bad down there
and Scott's been getting mixed up with this evil dude named Kang
I said "Oh no Scott! That's My Boy!"
and the ant said, "No doubt no doubt"
so after doing like tons of science and stuff we were like...
Yo. You know who is like a really important missing piece to all of Ant-Man's success?
Luis!
And all the ants said, "Yeah we should get him down here to help save the universe and stuff!"
and I was like, "For real?
and the ant was like, " yeah"
then I was like , "Wait."
if you're so smart and you came all this way to find me
why didn't you just use like your super ant technology to just bring everyone back home?
and the ant said, "You want to be in this story or not?"
So I said yes.
wow that is incredible
[Rumbling]
You think these ants...
and a van...
can defeat me?!
I am Kang!
And I still have holes!
So the ants and Luis and the talking blob translator ooze thing save the day?
well yeah basically that's how it went.
And what happened to that orb thingy?
Oh well the ants being a Class 2 civilization...
decided we can't be trusted with such a powerful device so...
they took it.
And that's good?
Of course it is! I love ants. I... I don't ever get upset about anything they do.
You know what I would have done?
I'm gonna guess reboot?
What the! You hush your...
Actually... yeah that actually checks out.
Rebooting sounds exhausting.
Oh it is. But it always works out for him for some reason.
Because I'm Batman!
Anyways. So you're sure Kang is gone for good?
Yeah! I mean we all saw him get eaten
I'm sure that's the last we'll see of him
What's up Kang?
Not a lot, Kang.
How you doing Kang?
Just Kangin with the Kangs.
Kang right!
Where my Kangs at?
Hey Kang!
Where the heck did all of these Kangs come from?!
I told you you! [how you been, Kang?]
You know what bugs me?
When they kept taking their helmets off to talk to each other?
Yes but no.
Is it Re-Castie?
Hey!
he he! no
No the mind reading guy.
He has this incredible power to read your mind and then
all he does is use it to find the combination for a bridge.
That's it?
Yeah that bugs me.
It's just weird.
Oh there are a lot of things in the quantum realm that are weird.
Yeah.
But not you.
You look great by the way.
Thanks .
I was starting to think you wouldn't remember me.
Oh I would never forget that.
He he he he he
Oh don't tell me you had a relationship with Batman too!
I have needs, Hank!
Gross! Ewe! Oh my gosh!
Give it to me Janet!
I can't let you have it!
You'll destroy countless timelines!
Well in that case
then I'll just take it!
What?
You chose poorly, Janet.
Oooh poop.
[Blast]