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[SINGING] Confection Perfection, reviewing tasty candies.
Confection Perfection, where's one's
obsessed with fancy treats.
Confection Perfection-- the other
is his son who resents his father
but secretly wants his approval.
Welcome to another edition of Confection Perfection.
I am your host, Chauncey, and joining me as always
is my son, Theodore.
[MAKING OUT LOUDLY]
Can you two please stop that so we could do the show?
Thank you, I guess.
This week, we're going to be reviewing and tasting the Giant
Gumballs Filled with Nerds.
But before we get to that, I have written a little song
about this week's confection.
[MOANING]
What?
That's right.
I've written a hip-hop rock rap jam
that combines my two favorite things, candy and words.
Just call me "C-Word."
Chauncey, that is not a good idea for a name.
You know what, Theodore?
You and-- Miranda, was it?
Kelsey.
OK, there's a new one every week.
You and Kelsey might actually enjoy my rhymes
and find them to be pretty sweet.
Drop my beat, Michael.
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Yo.
Roll up in my Caddy like I'm your sugar daddy.
Don't touch your Red Vines because I'm back in my nine.
Got a shorty in a crop top giving me a blow
pop-- touchy on those Pop Rocks.
Don't stop Lemondrops until you know what hits the spot.
Got those fans by the herds because this is C-Word,
the candy connoisseur on a sugar high.
When those lines start to blur, make
sure right here gum-filled with mother [BLEEP] nerds.
We out.
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That's right.
Today, we will be reviewing Giant Gumballs
Filled with Nerds.
That's pretty sick.
Well, if you are ill, young lady,
maybe you got it from my son's throat germs.
No, I mean I liked it.
No, no, no.
Babe, my dad is so lame.
He starches his socks.
My ankles are too soft to support
the weight of the cotton.
I don't know.
I think he's funny and he's kind of cute.
Besides, this gum lost flavor.
And I want to try the new stuff.
Babe, we're supposed to go to Bobby's house and tie frogs
to bottle rockets.
Well, you can do that, OK?
I'm going to hang out with your dad.
Whatever.
I apologize for Theodore.
But Kelsey, since you are new on the show, I will tell you.
First, we taste with our eyes, OK?
So go ahead and taste that gumball with your eyes.
Well, that makes sense.
I think this one is probably purple-flavored.
Sure, maybe, OK.
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and coat our entire palate
with the gumball, OK?
OK.
Oh.
There you go.
Mmm.
There you go.
But maybe not purple-flavored but grape
with a fruit-forward bouquet.
And look at that, there are Nerds inside of there.
There sure are.
[BEEPING]
Oh, we have a caller.
Caller, you're on the line.
Oh, thank God.
Chauncey, look, I just got busted for illegal fireworks
in the parking lot.
I need you to come post bail.
I am sorry but I am hosting the show
with my new friend, Kelsey.
Look, dad--
So call your mother.
Dad, it's my third strike.
I'm going to juvie if you don't bail me out.
OK, Mike do we hang up that call?
[BEEP]
Thank you.
OK, well, that does it for this edition
of Confection Perfection.
Join us next week when we try some international candies.
Like Swedish Fish.
Oh, that will be fun.
Good bye.
[THEME SONG PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
Will you stay here?
Just don't leave.
I--
Everybody leaves.
I have to catch a bus.
Don't.
I'm asking you just don't.
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