1,799...
1,800!
There it is, gang. 1,800 smackaroonis in the savings jug.
And you know what that means.
Here we go! Loud vacation time.
We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation!
[horn honking]
Don't let that old geezer pass us, Dad! Floor it!
- Pass! Pass! - Father, this is not advisable!
I fear we are going to wind up...
Nose first in a ditch.
[sobbing]
My baby! What have I done?
Stand back and let me work.
Wow! Nice job, sweetie. How did you do that?
Eh, it was no biggie.
Ha-ha! Check out farmer speedy.
Not doing much passing now, are you?
Lynn, that's not very kind. Honey, we should help him.
Need a hand with that flat, buddy?
Huh, haven't worked on one of these babies before.
- 1920? - '21.
- 12 banger? - 16.
Ha-ha, nice.
You have a nice day now.
OK, gang, let's get back on the road.
Where's Vanzilla?
[honking]
[gasping]
Oh, you can't take my girl!
[screaming]
OK guys, I called the cops and they're gonna try to track down Vanzilla.
Our vacation's not over yet.
We just need to find a way to get to the hotel.
Boom! There's a bus station right down the street.
- Alright! - Let's do this!
- We can still do this... - Oh wait, I just remembered.
Your wallet and my purse are both in Vanzilla.
Open mic contest?
We'll just have to raise some cash.
And Old Ding-A-Ling Loud has a plan.
♪ Broke on stage singing this song ♪
♪ (Broke on stage singing this song) ♪
♪ Road, road trippin' blues ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Yeah!
Looks like we got a ticket to ride, dudes!
Let's save this vacation.
Huh, I just thought I was transporting one. Oh, well.
[growling]
Honey, do you think there's something strange about this bus?
Well, I've never seen one with shackles, but it's probably a safety thing.
Or maybe it's a prison thing.
Oh, you're right, which means that guy back there is...
Stop the bus!
[giggling]
Uh, excuse me guys, I gotta lighten my load.
Whoa! You guys have to see this!
Pff, that thing will never fly.
Leave that to me. I'll have her up and running in no time.
Well, even so, who's gonna fly it?
I can fly the plane.
Pop Pop taught me. He flew jets in the military.
Mom, that is so cool!
It's nothing. You should see me pop wheelies in a tank, baby.
Is there anything else we don't know about you, honey?
Mom, you, uh, see the silo, right?
Mommy!
[screaming]
Vanzooey!
Aww!
Actually, sweetie, this is an airplane.
Vanzooey! Vanzooey!
Whoa, the chillster's right, dudes! Look over there!
[gasping]
Speed limit enforced by aircraft? Yeah, I'll bet.
Dang it! If I get one more ticket, I'll be driving a gold cart.
Eat hot fertilizer!
[screaming]
You'll never get me, po-po!
Lynn Loud Senior, checking in.
Oh no, I'm so sorry Mr. Loud.
But you missed you check in time and we gave away your rooms.
But... but... but it's 8 o'clock.
Actually sir, it's 8:35.
I'd love to help you folks, but there's really nothing I can do.
But there is something I can do.
Farmer Speedy?
If it wasn't for you guys, I probably would have missed the check in myself.
So the least I can do is help you folks out.
You're staying with me.
[laughing]
Well honey, we made it, our first real family vacation.
I think we should make this a Loud Family tradition.
[laughing]
I'm free!
[cheering]
Dang it.