- All right, just east it in.
It'll just brush through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! (crashes)
Uh, this might have been a bad idea.
All right Christmas is almost upon us,
which means it is time to go get the family Christmas tree.
Heidi's out with the boys.
So me and Burke are taking the girls out
for a little daddy-daughter day.
But, first things first, - We need some cocoa.
- [Girls] Yay!
(upbeat Christmas music)
- Ah! I have always been a real Christmas tree guy.
They look better, they smell better.
And they're better for the environment
because they're all biodegradable.
(Christmas music)
Which one you like?
- That one. - That one?
What about this one, Juno?
- Yeah, that one.
- Oh my gosh, I know which tree we're getting.
Check this out.
All these trees here are really nice,
but there is one that has something
that the rest don't have.
And it's this one.
We gotta get the big one, don't we?
- Yeah! - Yes!
Burke is 4 foot, 31 inches.
So look how tall this thing is.
I don't know if Heidi's going to like it,
but we're getting it and we're bringing it home.
(upbeat Christmas music)
(ratchet clicking) - That's not going anywhere.
(horn honks)
(upbeat Christmas music)
- All right, now that we've got the tree home,
we have to figure out how to get it into the house.
(fun Christmas music)
(drill buzzing)
(shaking can of spray paint)
(aerosol can spraying)
(upbeat Christmas music)
See? Watch, watch.
- I did it!
(upbeat Christmas music)
- All right, we got our tree up to the house.
I thought this door was bigger.
Let's get a measurement on it.
So we have to reduce the tree size by 60 inches.
- Maybe it just needs a haircut.
(Taylor laughing)
(upbeat Christmas music)
(chainsaw whirring)
(upbeat Christmas music)
- All right, let's ease it in,
it'll just brush through.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! (crashing) Uh.
Okay, no, we're good.
The screen just popped off the track.
Let's not do that again.
(upbeat Christmas music)
(laughing)
I love it, I think it looks so good.
Take a look, what do you think?
Is mommy gonna love it?
- (hesitant) Yeah.
(laughing)
(upbeat Christmas music)
- All right, Heidi just got home.
Okay, yep, there she is.
Well, hello! - Hello.
- Juno and Burke and Schleta and I
have a surprise for you.
Close your eyes.
Keep your eyes closed.
One, two, three, open them.
- [All] Surprise!
- Uh, dad? - What?
- Where did you get that?
- What is it?
- Yeah, look at the best part, look at Juno's star.
Did you see how we decorated it?
- Your 10 millimeter sockets, can't forget those.
Okay, well what happened to the middle?
- Here's the thing with that.
It wouldn't fit through the door.
So we had to cut off all the bottom limbs
and then reattach them.
Kind of fills it all out.
- Yeah, really fills it out.
- Okay, babe, so what do you think?
- Well, it's absolutely hilarious.
I love that it's real.
But it's just really big.
So, can we just get a smaller one?
Funny, you should say that.
Cause we also bought a normal tree that we could put up.
- [Burke] Burke bought,
Burke bought an 8 ft tree. - Shh, shh, shh.
I got a backup, so.
- Burke got a back up for you?
- It's Burke's tree. (Heidi laughs)
- Burke, I'll get you a new tree.
- Thanks Burke.
- We had fun my friend.
Well, the big tree didn't end up working out.
But I did get to spend an awesome day with my daughter
and the tree looks and smells great.
(upbeat Christmas music)
All right, babe, it's not huge, but do you like it better?
- I love it, high five.
- Nailed it.
- Smells good in here, doesn't it?
(upbeat Christmas music)
(theme music)
(inhales deeply)
Oh, smells like the lumberyard.