Vsauce, I’m Jake and I love pizza.
Especially when it’s perpetual dot pizza.
Which you should bring to a translation party.
Type in a phrase and then it’ll translate it back and forth from English to Japanese
until you get a something deep and meaningful like Pizza or Tacos, all lives in the world.
Wow, that changes my perspective on life.
Well while I contemplate existence here are some DONGs … things you can Do Online Now,
Guys.
If you’ve ever wondered what the 26 biggest turning points in Earth’s History were,
well spoiler alert the first is Nicolas Cage Roulette, a site that randomly picks a Nic
Cage movie for you to stream over Netflix.
For the other 25, the BBC created a handy guide that starts 4 and a half billion years
ago with the birth of our planet.
It goes through the timeline with other incredible events like the Cambrian Explosion and the
Triassic Extinction...but life uhhh finds a way so if you miss the dinosaurs you can
visit Jurassic World.
The site does a pretty convincing job of seeming real.
There are park cams so you can check out the T Rex Paddock, look how long the line at the
Gyrosphere or just check out the map to plan your trip.
Once you’re ready to go on your dino adventure, Click to Enter.
And then click to enter, and then click to enter, and then click to enter and again and
again and again and again . Pizza or Tacos, all lives in the world.
Who said that?
Why is everything spinning?
Oh, it’s just Spiral Art Generator.
Adjust the number of lines, width, speed and rotation amount to create something unique.
You can even share your code once you’ve perfected it.
Then throw on some Jake Chudnow music and sit back for a trippy experience…
If your brain hasn’t completely melted learn a language for free with Live Mocha.
The more you practice the more points you earn which can be used to unlock additional
lessons.
I’m currently trying my hand at Japanese.
Or become fluent in the dragon language from Elder Scrolls using Thu’um (thoo-um).
There is a handy translator, dictionary and pronunciation guide.
After all that learnin’ relax with some Iron Maiden songs done entirely in chiptune
and load up a video with the Particle YouTube player.
Change the parameters so that it is to your particular liking and then discover new videos
to watch with 5by that curates content depending on your interests.
Try not to lose track of time with Binge Clock.
A very handy tool that tells you how much of your life you’d need to dedicate to binge
watch an entire TV series.
If you’ve ever had a brilliant idea, like for example making a wallet shaped like a
taco, share it on Idea Swap.
Once you swap it, you’ll get a random persons idea in return.
“Start a band”.
What a great idea!
I’ll use Daft Punkonsole to create my ultimate cover band and maybe throw in some Simple
Stitch to recreate the samples from popular songs.
But now I need a band name...hm...ah this hipster band name generator should work.
Moon Youth, perfect!
For cover art be really deep and use a solid coolor.
Coolor generates an assortment of random colors for you to fine tune and pick.
Or for something truly hip, you can’t go wrong with Emoji Painter.
Look at it - It’s a Doorable, a short but clever game that reveals a hidden message
once you finish.
For another small game there is a playable Bayonetta mini game on the 404 page of the
developer’s website.
But lets Fear Less.
Fear Less is a really cool endless runner where the objective is to outrun Death.
As you venture deeper into the forest you battle it’s wild inhabitants and avoid obstacles.
All the while gaining coins to upgrade and become stronger.
Not to mention it has a pretty killer soundtrack…
For a more puzzling game, there’s Hextris.
An interesting interpretation of tetris where you rotate a hexagon to get 3 matching colors
together to clear a row or column.
Let’s continue to get mathematical with the Inspirograph.
A digital take on the ol’ geometric drawing toy the Spirograph.
Once finished, you can download and share your creations.
My friend Joe Hanson showed me this DONG on twitter.
Speaking of twitter, why not use your tweets to create poetry with Poetweet.
Choose the poem format you desire and become the next Dickinson….
Seduction mode engaged.
Stronger.
I could crush diamonds.
My life has been changed.
Amsterdam.
Amsterdam, Netherlands.
Keep looking better and better!
And I’m addicted to pumpkin spice.
Happy birthday to your sister!
It’s wonderful lighting.
Vsauffice.
See you sooooon!!
Friendsgiving lamb feast?
Is I’m probably going to die soon.
You a glass!
You can have my toast.
Like if mankind lived on the moon.
Truly a masterpiece and gives us a lot to think about.
And while we think why not listen to some JAMs?
a Playlist of Just Awesome Music that I made over on WEsauce so you can discover some new
music while you discover some DONGs.
And as always, thanks for watching.