- We got a bad case of the multiverse munchies.
- Let's talk about that.
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- One understanding of the theory of the multiverse
pauses that if you can think of something
it exists in an alternate universe.
- Challenge accepted.
- You've wondered what your life would be like
in another dimension.
Would you have seven ears, a tail?
Maybe even a happy childhood.
- What about food?
Today we're gonna be reimagining some popular snacks
from our universe
and giving them a weird interdimensional twist.
It's time for Multiverse Munchies.
- We're gonna be taking snacks
changing something fundamental about them
then deciding if that multiverse munchie
is from a delicious dimension
or if it it's a snack offension.
- First up, we've got Wheat Thins.
Bring in those from our dimension, Rhett.
- [Rhett] I'm a fan.
- I like a good Wheat Thin.
- I would get into a box of Wheat Thins.
And have a tough time getting out.
- We are positive that there is
a parallel universe out there
where the the closest thing that they've got is
oh gosh this is heavy.
Wheat Thiccs.
- Ho ho! Wheat Thiccs.
- That is not a misspelling.
'Cause that's how they are in this dimension.
- Do I even need to show you, remind you
what a real Wheat Thin looks like.
- Let's take one out.
Unless it's gonna take you forever.
Wheat Thiccs, look at this packaging.
I mean, it's real.
We reached into another dimension.
- Nostalgic. - And pull our hand back
and Wheat Thin box was in it.
- But we can't tell you how we did that.
It's proprietary.
- Right there, bam.
- Can you show me a Thicc?
I've not seen this.
It says lift to open.
It's the same in that universe as well.
Boxes are the same.
- And there's English.
- Oh god.
(laughing)
Wow.
- [Link] That's a Wheat Thicc.
- Oh my.
That's not really what I was picturing.
I thought it might be more than one.
(laughing)
It's a loaf. (Wheat Thicc thumps)
- Josh. - Hold on.
Why you keep dropping it?
You gotta be biting it.
- There's a mythical
wait, let's bite it at the same time.
- You wanna see if we can?
- It's like a freakin'.
(men groan)
- Let me try again.
Let me try to get a corner.
Go molars, go molars on the corner.
- Uh, uh-uh.
(men groan)
- I got it.
Oh, the flavor is nice.
- Now Josh, I know you didn't make these.
But there's a Josh in another dimension
that we reached and pulled through
and do you know what that alternate dimension Josh
did to make this.
- Do you know what his name is?
- [Josh] Yeah, Shroj.
They speak backwards like David Lynch style in Twin Peaks.
- That would just be Shoj.
- [Josh] Oh yeah, well you know.
(laughing)
- [Link] This is really salty.
- Did you use real Wheat Thins to get to this?
- [Josh] No, we recreated the actual Wheat Thin recipe
using stuff like brown rice syrup
whole wheat flour, all that.
But, theoretically in this alternate universe
people have gigantic jaws.
- Yeah they do.
It's a little moist in the middle, which I like.
- I'm gonna say I'm missing the crunch a little bit.
And I will also say--
- Mm-mm. Mm.
- That after we discovered this
and after Josh had made it, found it
it was brought to our attention
that the official Wheat Thin's Twitter account
which we're huge fans of
had once posted this April Fool's Wheat Thicks joke.
Made it four years ago, come on.
We didn't know about it.
- They didn't actually make it
and they misspell Thiccs.
- Yeah, they misspelled Thiccs
that's the biggest problem with that.
- It is a spelling, but it's not nearly as fun.
- I am continuing to eat them
but I don't know if I need to go to this.
Oh man, the crispiness.
I really miss the crispiness.
- I really like it.
I like the softness, I like the bigness.
(Wheat Thicc thumps)
(Josh laughs)
- You like banging it on the table.
- [Link] It's an edible door stop
so I'm gonna vote Delicious Dimension.
- Nah, Snack Offension.
- Here in our good old dimension
when we want a meat treat on the go
we reach for Slim Jim Meat Sticks.
- But in another universe they don't have Slim Jims
and no, we're not interested in Thicc Jims.
- Nope.
- In the universe we're thinking of
they eat meat on the go in pouches
and they love Slurp Janets.
(laughing) Drinkable meat snacks.
- Slim Jim, meet Slurp Janet.
- You got a Slurp Janet for yourself
and I got one as well.
- [Link] I'm glad that it's warm.
- You don't want a lukewarm Janet.
- In this alternate dimension
I think that all of their teeth are made of feathers.
(stammering)
- I don't wanna communicate.
What, do they fly with their mouths?
- No, they'd have to slurp everything.
- Why do they need feathers?
How 'bout just gums?
- It's for mating.
- Oh, it's like peacocks.
Look at the feathers on that one.
- Right, look at the feathers in that one.
- Yeah, right.
Well, let's find out if we wanna visit.
- Tink it. - Slurp Janet.
- I'm just wanna give you an idea of the viscosity of this.
You got an idea?
- Good, got it.
- Mm.
- Wow.
- That's Slim Jim. - It is.
- It's got the Slim Jim taste, the same.
Same ingredients.
- Ooh.
Slurp into a Janet.
(laughing)
- It doesn't have the same--
- Ooh yeah!
Slurp into a Janet.
(laughing)
(coughing)
- I'm really into this.
(retches)
It's spicy, I like it.
- It's a regurgitated Slim Jim.
- Can you give it to babies.
- Oh yeah.
- [Rhett] Give this to a baby.
- Make a baby hack up a lung, man.
Little lungs, they're made of feathers.
- I'm gonna be tasting Janet, like
three hours from now.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, it's so.
It's got like--
- Six grams of protein per pouch.
Janet, no you didn't.
- I really like it.
- No artificial flavors, no artificial
yeah right.
Zach, you just put that on there?
- Yeah, he made that up
- You spitballin' man, that's false.
Everything about this is artificial.
- The worst part about Slim Jims
is the dealing with the, like
well I gotta get it, I can't get into the thing
and then I'm the guy with the meat stick in my hand.
This is just so covert.
It's like.
- Delicious Dimension or Snack Offension?
- Hold on, did he just Slurp Janet?
- [Link] Covert.
- Yes he did. - Yes he did.
- I think we're on the same page here.
Delicious Dimension.
- What? (crew laughs)
(laughing)
No, it's not.
It's horrible. - Delicious Dimension.
- Did you taste it?
- Yeah, I been loving every minute of it.
(belches)
- What about that? - I don't like that.
- [Link] We are split again.
Snack Offension.
- [Rhett] Delicious Dimension.
- Slap on your 10 gallon hats
and lasso yourself a steer
'cause our next snack is from
a completely wild west themed dimension.
- Yes, in our world chocolate chip cookies
are sailor themed. Chips Ahoy!
- Chips Ahoy!
- But, there's an oceanless wild west universe out there
where everything is cowboy theme.
HBO calls it Westworld.
And we call their cookies Chips Yeehaw!
- [Link] Chips Yeehaw? Yeehaw!
- What do we got here?
We got, like--
- We got 160 calories.
Serving size is three cookies.
- They just copied it from the other case.
I mean they copied it in their other universe.
It just happens to be the same amount of calories.
- Real baked bean cookies.
- The cookie part is buffalo sauce?
- [Josh] Yes, that's correct.
- I think I'm gonna enjoy this.
- The city of Buffalo, New York still exists
in the Wild West Universe, which is weird.
- Right.
And you still reference that from there.
Yes, it had just found it's way
into these particular cookies.
- Look at that.
- They sleeved them and everything.
- [Link] They're freakin' fully sleeved.
Do we have a cookie sleever?
- It's a person.
- [Link] And here we go, Rhett.
- I think I could really, ooh.
Ooh, yeah. - [Link] Get yourself some.
- I think I'm gonna enjoy a trip to this particular place.
There's a slight beaniness.
It's not overwhelming, though.
I might just pop this in my mouth
without even thinking about it.
Dink it.
- Help me like this.
- [Josh] You have a typical sugar cookie base.
Rhett's favorite food, beans
and your favorite food, cookie.
Cookie, bean, yeehaw.
(crew chuckles)
- The more you eat
the not as bad as you thought it was gonna be
it doesn't get.
It doesn't get worse.
That initial bite's pretty bad, though.
- Does it get better?
- No. (laughs)
- So it just starts bad and ends bad.
- It's kinda like cows on a plain.
It's just like, nothing changes.
As far as the eye can see
there's no hope for this getting better.
- Cows on a plain.
P-L-A-I-N.
- Not the snakes sort of--
- I was like, hold on.
Somebody call Samuel L. Jackson.
Who put these monkey fighting cows
on this Monday to Friday plane?
(crew laughs)
- They're not bad.
But they're not getting better.
- I hate to say it
I don't think I wanna be sheriff of Bean Town.
- In the other dimension.
- The beans got hard.
- And hot, there's a spiciness.
- I like my beans soft.
I don't like hard bean.
- [Josh] I'm a hard bean man myself.
- Well, nobody's perfect.
- I'm starting to accumulate a stomachache on the horizon.
- [Rhett] We're in agreement. These are--
- [Both] A Snack Offension.
- In this last universe the parents are far too busy
to raise their kids.
They gotta catch the next episode of Young Sheldon.
And then they gotta watch it over and over again.
Oh, Sheldon.
(crew chuckles)
- But they do have a very resourceful way
of feeding their neglected offspring in this alternate
Sheldon loving dimension.
No, it's not handfuls of candy like Sour Patch Kids.
They have Sour Patches 4 Kidz.
- [Rehtt] Taking the easy way out.
- That's right.
From what they told me in this alternate dimension
you slap it on the child
and then it delivers the sugary nourishment that they need.
- We've got savory flavors.
Hot dog, mac and cheese, and ham sandwich.
- Oh wow.
- They're labeled.
What do you want, Link?
What do you want? Oh gosh.
- I kinda like a mac and cheese, honestly.
- Well, here you go.
Let me give you one of those.
Right there on the top.
Mac and cheese.
- If you look at that
it's just labeled
if the kids can read they can enjoy the patch.
- I'm coming back here for hot dog.
- It's kinda like a nicotine situation.
Right?
I gonna put it
where do you typically put those type of patches?
- I got a ham sandwich.
- You know, you might just think
that I just put a squared off slice of cheese on my arm
but no. This is Sour Patch 4 Kidz.
Doesn't have to be sour.
- Yeah, there we go.
There's my ham sandwich.
(crew laughs)
- Seems that I've gone a little too far.
- Yours just looks like cheese.
Look, mine almost blends in.
You would be like, hold on.
Does that man have a ham sandwich Sour Patch on him?
Or not?
Or does he just have a shiny
look at that.
It's so blendy.
- You know what I'm gonna do?
- You gonna mix and match?
- I'm gonna take a hot dog
and I'm gonna put that hot dog--
- Right on top of it?
- On my mac and cheese.
The kids love this.
They're walking around with their arms out.
- Are they licking it?
Are they eating it?
(slurping)
(crew laughs)
The whole thing disappeared into my mouth.
Hmm.
- It's sour.
- I kinda like it. - [Josh] Kids love it.
- It is freakin' sour. - [Josh] Oh yeah.
- It's the sour freakin' hot dog slice.
- I'm not complaining about it.
It's hard to slap it.
You gotta slap it on a new spot.
Because the slurp spot that you just got
has been slurped and now you gotta put it on a sticky spot
so you can slurp it off of the new splurf spot.
- Have you taste the hot dog?
- No. - It's sour.
(crew laughs)
(slurping)
- Sour. - It is sour.
- What about that?
- That's just cheese, man.
It's not sour.
(crew laughs)
- I can't.
Mine's too far.
I can't slurp it.
- You can do it.
You got it.
Put your lips together.
You're using your tongue too much.
Just go.
- I can't get both my lips to it.
- Oh gosh that's horrible.
- I'm about to break my arm, man.
(slurping)
- Put your lips together and suck.
(slurping)
Yeah, there you go.
Close the top lip.
Do it again.
You gotta close it on it.
- I can't get it.
- You're a bad slurper, man.
- You gotta get it closer if you really.
Oh man, I think I've
oh, I hurt my arm. - You hurt yourself?
- I hurt my arm and my sucker.
- I'll tell you right now, I had a great time with that.
- That was fun.
That was fun.
- I'm gonna take a trip to that particular dimension.
- Book two tickets.
One way trip because that was a--
- [Both] Delicious Dimension.
- That was an incredibly fun ride through the multiverse.
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