[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans]
♪ ♪
- LATRELL?
- WHAT'S UP, BABY GIRL?
- CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF?
- WHY, YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC? - IS IT MUSIC?
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES
OVER A BASS LINE.
- OH.
I GET IT.
YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC 'CAUSE I'M GAY.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GAY MAN'S MUSIC.
- NO, NO, NO.
IT'S--I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE,
AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL.
- OH, I SEE.
SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD.
YOU JUST CAN'T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED
TO ANOTHER MAN.
- I CAN FATHOM IT. IT'S--
CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC,
LIKE BARBRA STREISAND OR SOMETHING--
- OH, I SEE, I SEE. OKAY.
SO LISTENING TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY.
STEREOTYPE MUCH?
[keys clacking]
SO YOU SEEING ANYBODY LATELY?
- YEAH, I-I MEAN, KIND OF.
I THINK--
- 'CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD LAST NIGHT.
OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN! I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP!
LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING ON TO A APPLE.
- AW, DON'T CALL IT A BABY ARM.
- AW.
I SEE.
SO YOU CAN'T HANDLE HEARING ABOUT HOW I'M GAY.
I'M SORRY.
- YOU JUST REFERRED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PENIS
AS A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE.
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
AND IT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, BY THE WAY.
AND "ANYWHATS," YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC.
- NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY?
YOU'RE EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS
IN THE WORKPLACE.
- FINE.
THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT.
YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP,
MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY--
OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED
LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY, PURPLE PENISES,
ET CETERA AND ET CETERA.
- OH, MY GOD.
- CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE,
AND THEN YOU TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK?
- OKAY, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME
SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL.
- DON'T YOU PREJUDGE ME! HERE IT IS.
- AGH! [bleep]!
THAT'S A CLOSE-UP OF AN ANUS.
- OH, NO, THAT'S NOT
THAT'S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL.
- THAT'S DISGUSTING. - OH, I SEE.
SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A CLOSE-UP PICTURE OF MY ANUS
'CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN.
- NO.
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT A CLOSE-UP PICTURE
OF ANYONE'S ANUS.
- HOMOPHOBE.
HOMOPHOBE. THERE'S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE.
HO-- [blows whistle]
HOMOPHOBE ALERT!
[high-pitched voice] HOMOPHOBE!
[imitating siren wailing]
- HEY.
- HEY, BABY. HOW'S IT GOING?
- GOOD. READY TO GO TO LUNCH?
- YEAH.
UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN.
GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL. THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND.
- HOW YOU DOING?
- I'M--I'M-- I'M DOING VERY WELL.
HOW--HOW ARE YOU DOING, GAVIN--GAVIN?
- GREAT. WANT TO GO? - YEAH.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NO, TRUST ME. IT'S NOT.
- NO? - THAT'S THE GUY.
- OH.
- OH... I GET IT.
I'M NOT PERSECUTED. I'M JUST A ASSHOLE.
AH.