(clock ticking)
(upbeat music)
♪ Every night when I lie in bed ♪
- Oh no.
♪ I see pictures dancing in my head ♪
Get your sleep.
♪ But Bert ♪
What? ♪ Buckle up and we'll fly away ♪
Whoa.
Yeah
♪ We're adventuring every time the bed starts napping ♪
♪ Something special's gonna happen ♪
This is kind of kinky
♪ My favorite kind of traveling ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ We're adventuring ♪
♪ Come along with Bert and Ernie ♪
♪ We're gonna take a little journey ♪
♪ Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures ♪
Boy, isn't it great to be guards
in a museum at night, Ernie?
- Uh-huh.
- We get to just walk around
and take care of all these great paintings.
- Hey, look Bert.
The lady in that painting has a bowl of spaghetti.
(laughing)
- Mamma Mia, Angelo.
- Bert, that spaghetti lady just said, "Mamma Mia, Angelo."
- That's impossible, Ernie.
Paintings don't talk.
- Help me.
- Ah, well this one just did.
It said, "Help me."
Come on, Bert.
There's a painting in distress.
- But Ernie we're supposed to guard the paintings,
not climb into them.
How are you doing that?
(grunting)
Ernie, come back here.
- [Lady] Ha, Mamma Mia, Angelo!
- Do you hear that, Bert?
Spaghetti lady's in trouble.
We have to help her, so she can get back into her painting.
- Angelo, come down.
- What's wrong, spaghetti lady?
(gasps)
- Angelo, he's my son.
When he paints he will not stop even to eat.
Angelo, come down.
(speaking foreign language)
(Italian music)
He does not even hear me when he paints.
- Hey, don't worry, spaghetti lady.
We'll help you get his lunch up to him.
- Ah, would you?
- Sure we would.
Go ahead, Bert.
- Me! Ernie, you're the one who said that we--
- All right, all right museum guard buddy.
We'll both take Angelo's lunch up to him.
(speaking foreign language)
- Thank you.
(grunting)
(playful music)
- Ernie, we better get off this thing.
- Oh, look out, Angelo.
(screaming)
- Oh no, now look at my nice clean museum guard uniform.
(laughing)
- Mamma Mia, Angelo.
- I'm fine, Mama.
Just a few more touches.
- Oh, quick save my bambino, please.
- Ah, come on, Bert.
(sighs)
(playful music)
(whistling)
We'll need to throw something, something for him to grab.
- I know.
I'll throw him one of my argyle socks.
(Italian music)
Hey, Angelo's painting a pigeon.
(bird coos)
Angelo, grab my sock.
(grunting)
(screaming)
- Don't worry, Van Dert.
Museum guard Ernie will rescue you.
- Oh, Mamma Mia, what do we do now?
- I'm thinking, spaghetti lady.
I'm thinking.
- [Lady] But how can I help?
- Ah, you just did.
(Italian music)
Okay, Bert and Angelo, jump.
- What!
- Just a few more touches.
- Ah, maybe we better do what he says, now.
(screaming)
- Mamma Mia.
(dramatic music)
- Oh, my uniform.
(smooching)
(speaking foreign language)
- Thank you for saving my bambino.
Angelo, do something to thank these nice boys.
- That's okay.
We just need to get out of this painting,
and you need to get back into the picture.
(Italian music)
- Oh.
- Ah, hey Bert look.
I guess Angelo did something to thank us after all.
And you know what, Bert?
Angelo made that spaghetti on you look really real.
(laughing)
- Well, Mamma Mia.
(laughing)
(clock ticking)
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Goodnight, Bert.
- Goodnight, Ernie.
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Oh oh.
(clock ticking)
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(squeaking)
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