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- (Megan) Today we're gonna have you play a fun little game
called Fuck, Marry, Kill. - Oh, wow. Ha-ha.
- "Fuck, Marry, Kill"? (aside) Oh, god.
- I never heard of it.
- Do I get to say "fuck"?
- (Megan) Yes. - Awesome.
- (Megan) For this game, we'll show you pictures of three people.
And you have to decide which one you want to have sex with,
which you'd marry, and which one you'd kill.
- Oh, okay. That sounds fun.
- I love it, yeah! This is right up my alley!
- Is this going to be broadcast in a G rating?
I don't want to tarnish my image here.
- It sounds awesome, funny, rude, murderous, perfect.
- (Megan) Here's your first group! - Okay.
- (chuckling) I have to fuck one of these?
- What am I gonna choose here?
- Rihanna I would fuck.
Katy Perry I would marry.
And Miley Cyrus, I would kill her.
- Miley Cyrus-- I just want to chuck her.
I don't want to fuck any of the girls.
Marry, maybe. Okay.
She looks like a decent girl.
Oh, this one? Of course. (chuckles)
She looks very sexy, and she looks like a hot chick.
- Wow, this Rihanna.
I would fuck her.
Katy Perry, I would marry her.
Because I'd like to look on the pillow every day
and see something beautiful like that looking back at me.
Miley?
Kill the crazy girl.
- I'm gonna chuck Miley.
I'm gonna marry her for a little longer.
And Rihanna will just be a very nice fuck.
- Oh, this is fun.
- Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, and Shailene Woodley.
- I like Emma Stone.
I guess I'll fuck her.
Because Jennifer Lawrence is so sweet, I want to marry her.
And Shailene Woodley, I don't know who she is,
so I'll just chuck her.
- Emma Stone is, like,
innocent, you know, so marry.
Jennifer Lawrence-- I watched The Hunger Games
but not too crazy about her, so I'm gonna chuck.
And Shailene Woodley-- I like The Divergent Series.
And obviously, that's the choice.
They are very young.
It's hard to label them that way.
- Jennifer Lawrence-- she's a stone beauty, talented,
the greatest smile in the world.
I'd marry her.
Shailene Woodley?
I would chuck her, because I don't know her too well.
Emma Stone. Oh, I dream about Emma. I really do.
- Can we have some men, please?
- Gorgeous Latinas.
It's all women. Where are some guys, come on.
- Oh, my, my. Who do we want to do what to?
Oh, decisions, decisions.
- I can't believe this.
It seems like all my girlfriends came to town on the same day.
I mean, there's only so much of me to go around.
- Eva Mendes, I would kill her
just to get her out of the choices.
Don't really know her that well.
I'd have to fuck Sofía.
She's just more sexy than Jennifer Lopez.
I'd like to marry Jennifer Lopez,
'cause she's really rich and intelligent.
- Eva's so sexy.
And I wouldn't mind seeing her every day.
Sofía?
We'd have to do some fucking.
- Jennifer Lopez for fuck,
'cause I've seen her in such wonderful movies, and she's so sexy.
I don't know who Eva Mendes is, so I'll just chuck her because--
But I do know Sofía Vergara,
and she looks good enough to marry.
I'm glad we don't have to make decisions like that in real life.
I like you. I don't like you. I'll kill you.
- Khloé. Oh, these are the Kardashians, right?
- Oh my god! I wouldn't do anything.
I'd have to kill all of these.
- They're not showing their booties,
so I don't know which one's the big booty.
Or maybe they're all big-booty girls.
- I really don't know what to say about them,
except fuck Kim Kardashian,
chuck Khloé, and marry Kourtney.
Truthfully, I'd like to get rid of the whole Kardashian family.
- I'd definitely chuck Kim Kardashian.
Kourtney is the one that you want to get married.
And I think that everybody's agreeing
that Khloé is the prettiest,
most desirable one.
- Kick Kanye out and make her divorce him.
And I would marry Kim.
And Kourtney, she's sexy.
So that means I have to get rid of Khloé.
- Here we go. Guys? The Chris-es?
- Okay, the men. Now, do I respond the same way?
- (Megan) Yep! - (chuckling) Okay.
- Ha. This is funny.
- Oh, it's the boys.
I am so fucking Chris Hemsworth.
I'd marry-- oh, then I'd have to kill. Oh, this is hard!
I guess I'm gonna marry Captain America.
I'm gonna have to kill Pratt, although I do like him.
I'm so sorry.
- Chuck Chris Evans. Don't know much about him.
I would marry Chris Pratt.
And of course, who wouldn't fuck Chris Hemsworth,
who's a pretty handsome guy?
In fact, he and I look a lot alike.
- I would chuck him.
Because he looks like a boring man.
And for Pratt, I would fuck him. He looks very, very sexy.
Chris Evans, I would marry him.
He looks like a good man who's gonna be a good husband to me.
- One Directioners.
- Get me some older men.
- Oh, I think this is a boy band.
- I'ma look at it like I was a female now, okay?
Niall, probably marry him.
He looks like a clean-cut guy.
Probably a one-night stand, fuck him.
Harry. Eh, I don't think he turns the girls on that much.
- Harry is representing he's a bad boy.
I believe that he does not have any tattoo on him.
He looks like clean-cut.
The other one, don't know much about him.
- Oh my god, they're babies.
I'm gonna fuck the one that looks the oldest. (giggles)
I'll just marry the middle one, 'cause I like the name Harry.
And I'll have to kill the other one.
- I guess fuck Harry Styles.
I don't know why he's the most appealing of the three.
He looks a little older, (chuckling) so I'll marry him.
I could adopt this one. Instead I'll kill him.
This is harder than the women even.
Because the women, I didn't expect to find any of them appealing.
The men I did, and I'm not finding any of them appealing.
- George Clooney.
Can I put fuck for everything?
- Up in the Air kinda sucked. So we're gonna chuck.
Batman was good, so we'll marry that.
And since you died out in outer space, you got fucked that way.
We'll fuck you here too.
- Up in the Air.
He was such a good lover there.
I'll fuck him.
And Gravity, I'll marry him.
And I don't like Batman, so I'll just kill Batman.
- I guess you'd say fuck on Up in the Air,
where he's traveling in and out of different states and cities
all the time.
I would marry Batman, because he's got a butler.
He's got a good house. He's got a nice car.
And sorry, I'll have to chuck you in Gravity.
I don't want to be out in space. It scares the hell out of me.
- Easily kill George Clooney for his role in Gravity.
I thought it was an overrated movie, and he sucked.
I'm definitely fucking Batman.
That outfit's awesome.
And I'll marry George Clooney in a suit.
My husband never wears suits. I'll marry a man in a suit.
- Who is next? Powerful men!
- (sadly) Oh, Pope Francis.
Oh god. I see something I don't like.
- (chuckling)
How am I supposed to choose among this?
- Pop Francis, you know, he's the marrying type.
Definitely you want to kill the Russian leader.
F-word I'm using for Donald Trump
is like, tell him to shove it.
And go away.
- Chuck the pope.
Because I'm very anti-religious.
Gee, this is a terrible choice.
I guess fuck Vladimir Putin.
And marry Donald, because
he keeps getting married to different people.
So you wouldn't have to hang around too long with him.
- You got to die if you want to get to heaven.
Fuck Putin.
And marry the money man, the future president.
- I would marry him.
And this guy, I would fuck.
He looks sexy. His eyes are telling me, "Come on."
And this, of course, I would chuck.
- Definitely will kill off Trump. I can't stand him.
I can't on anything he stands for.
I guess the pope is a good man. I'll marry him.
And that means I have to fuck Vladimir Putin?
Oi! (chuckles)
That's not an easy decision.
- (Megan) So what did you think of Fuck, Marry, Kill?
- Well, that was fun!
- I loved it. Yeah, that was fun.
- There's better ways to spend your time in life
rather than making these decisions.
My favorite part where it says "fuck." (laughs)
But I hope my grandkids don't see this, but they always watch it.
They'll say, "Grandma! You said a bad word!"
No, it's not bad for me. (chuckles)
- Thanks for watching us play Fuck, Marry, Kill
on the React channel.
- Subscribe. New episodes every week.
- Bye, guys.
- Bye, guys! I'm gonna go and do one of those.
(singsong) But I'm not gonna tell you which one.
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