so there's this thing called the Asian
card is that really it
no I just made this up today right now
having an Asian card means that you are
very Asian but foam rose if you are born
Asian don't you already have your Asian
card not necessarily true what if I'm
not Asian can I still get an Asian card
definitely we understand that there are
a lot of different types of Asians but
these are kind of all the things that
bond us together so keep tracking soar
and see if you get your agent card
that's not it not it not it
I'm sorry number one you have got to
take your shoes off when you enter your
house boys hey off your shoes if you
only take off your shoes when you're at
your parents house give yourself half a
point if you live on your own and you
still take off your shoes at your place
full point all patients take off their
shoes Haitians are the only ones that
take off their shoes when they enter the
house but if you don't do this violation
number two you eat rice you got long
grain short grain broken rice purple
rice white rice not really brown rice
brown rice you'll get half a point if
you're on a diet or you got Alex rice
candy rice paper rice noodles rice balls
rice rice you just got to eat rice rice
it's the spice of life are you still
with us are you two for to number three
you know how to use chopsticks
half of a point if you know how to use
chopsticks improperly cross sticks this
is not proper form but it gets the job
done and a full point if you do it
properly
number four get low you know you got to
like Asian food great okay you get a
half point if you only eat one type of
Asian food or you only eat it when your
mom cooks it both points we go out to
you with your friends and you eat all
different types I'm not talking just the
main ones like Japanese Chinese Korean
Vietnamese Thai I'm talking about
Malaysian Indonesian Taiwanese Burmese
Cambodian Villepin Oh easy
Mongolian Grill that's not really
Mongolia but we'll give you a point if
you go out with friends number five you
gotta be humble or at least faking in
public you gotta act more like it no no
no it was definitely a team effort I
don't deserve all the credit but really
what you mean on the inside the truth is
I deserve all the credit because who did
all the work this guy does a six gotta
show respect your elders yes your
parents grandparents random old people
you have to be as helpful as you can and
show them an extreme amount of respect
because that's part of being Asian
you cannot say things like shut up mom
you're not the boss of me
you're stupid dad gosh all these old
people urge us all wrinkly and they
don't know anything hate this family
even you grandma an angel to Haitian
violation number seven cannot bust out
laughing every time you hear an Asian
accent we know that Asian accents can be
pretty funny but if you laugh every time
you hear it strike you understand that
English is not the first language for a
lot of people but don't laugh every time
and take a sure number eight you have
got to like eating dinner family-style
in Asian culture eating together is like
a communal family bonding thing at the
point if you're okay with sharing and
you don't really love it but a whole
point if you prefer to share so that you
can eat all the dishes number nine
you've got to have had at least one fish
tank in your life if you guys keeping
score what's your score so far number
ten you cannot care about MSG or whether
the food is organic or not all types of
Asian food have msg including the stacks
so if you don't like MSG and you don't
have allergy to it strike a very uh
nation question
asked at a restaurant is do you think
you could make that dish without msg
what farm is the chicken from was it
free-range did you kick it up a name
where these vegetables grow with any
sort of pesticides the Asian answer to
all these questions is who cares
I'm very 11 you have got to care about
getting the most bang for your buck oh
man oh man this is a nice jacket how
much is it oh yeah it's cool you know
maybe next time thanks man
I read like 30 amazon reviews trust me
this is the highest quality in the
lowest price number 12 you don't think
that all Asians look alike you've seen
enough Asian people you've thought
enough about them and that you can kind
of tell them apart you don't have to be
right all the time but you can't be
wrong all the time
number 13 got to think the martial arts
are cool you've got to love the Asian
style of kicking ass you definitely get
a full point on this one if you actually
took a martial arts class growing up
high number fourteen you have got to
love eating seafood Asians will you
pretty much anything that's tasty and in
the water
rib squid octopus crawfish lobsters
crabs crustaceans of all types other
stuff there's not a crustacean that
people think is really gross but we goes
to number 15 you've got to at least
speak one Asian language or be a shame
that you can number 16 you've got to be
afraid of shaving your face there is one
thing to be scared of an Asian life it
is disappointing your parent I wish we
didn't have to put this one on the list
but it's kind of true number 17 you've
got to prefer to eat meat off the bone
the concept of boneless chicken wings is
not part of ageing culture and fellas
when you meet a girl and she's eating
meat off the bone you know she's a keep
meat off the bone just tastes better
just like dark meat tastes better than
whitening number 18 as a person who's
trying to get their Asian card you've
got to think Asian czar attractive we're
not saying that you always have the data
asian person and we're not saying that
you have to think all Asian people are
attractive
I don't going to like the way Asian
girls look you know they got like
straight black hair me I know I'm a
violation number 19 you've got to at
least like some animes
I'm not saying that you got to love them
or play all the time between the
millions of titles League of Legends Wow
dota Dragon Ball Z Pokemon Sailor Moon
you gotta give me something and finally
number 20 you have got to like green tea
flavored snacks green tea ice cream
green tea Kit Kats green tea tea green
tea candy basically anything they make
mango out of oh man go to and actually
while we're at it
taro taro mango green tea you don't like
green tea taro and mango at least one of
those ash violations
alright everybody those were 20 ways to
get your Asian car what was your score
out of 20 tell us here's the ranking
system if you score 2-0 out of 20 we are
amazed that you even found this video if
you scored 1 to 5 you're probably not
actually Asian but thanks for playing if
you scored 5 to 10 you're a noob Asian
noob Asian step your game up
if you score 10 to 15 then your asian
esque
not a full-fledged Asian just a little
baby flapping its wings you're in there
trying to learn how to fly you could get
there with a little work if you score 15
to 19 you are for sure Asian fresh Asian
you are Asian whether you're Asian or
you're not Asian you have become Asian
and if you happen to score 20 out of 20
you win a platinum uranium titanium Jade
gold-plated Asian card to that Asian
life whoa hey everybody I hope you
really liked that video hope you have
fun with it let us know what your score
is out of 20 in the comments below you
know to be honest it's just for jokes so
you feel how you want to feel about it
if you're Asian Asian if you're not
Asian you're not even whatever uh but
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alright guys let me tell you the secret
this is an official Asian card and this
is a counterfeit watch out for these
because these aren't real this one's
real
just letting you guys know