[groaning]
[yelling]
[groaning]
[yelling]
[groaning]
Whoa! That was close.
Yeah, And you're not indestructible right now.
I know.
What's going on, man?
I sealed the gas leak.
I've been stuck down here for over an hour now.
Henry didn't get there yet?
No, he didn't get here yet.
Why would I be calling you
if Henry had already been down here?
[yelling]
[groaning]
Hey, where's the baby?
Ray! You in here?
[audience laughing]
Schwoz, I'll call you back.
[yelling]
Ray!
Ray it's me!
Did you bring me some pie?
[audience laughing]
Ray!
Give me your hand!
Come on! Come on!
Okay, okay now the other one, come on!
[mumbling incoherently]
[groaning]
- Grab his leg! - Be careful!
He won't break through.
[groaning]
Yeah!
Okay.
Charlotte! Pull us back through!
[groaning]
Woah.
You can do this.
Let go! You're gonna wrinkle my sweatervest.
I'm trying to make you a superhero.
[yelling]
Come on!
[yelling]
Come on.
[yelling]
- Come on! - I'm gonna kill ya first!
Are you okay?
Yeah. I feel great.
[audience laughing]
Ow!
Hey, that only hurt for a second.
[audience laughing]
[groaning]
[yelling]
[stammering]
[audience cheering]
Captain Man, How do you feel?
In two letters? O-K!
[groaning]
[audience cheering]
Sorry, Drex.
Looks like Captain Man's indestructible again.
Everywhere.
[audience laughing]
Captain Man!
[groaning]
[yelling]
[groaning]
Goodbye forever, Captain Man.
No!
[groaning]
Get off of me!
Quit talking like a British lady!
Don't pull me wig over me eyes.
[siren beeping]
[groaning]
Captain Man! Cap!
Captain Man! Are you okay?
Captain Man is always okay.
[audience cheering]
Guess what else Mob boss, Rob Moss?
When I get out of this thing, I'm gonna break you
in a million stupid pieces.
I am not Rob Moss.
Really?
[audience laughing]
Huh.
And guess what else, mob boss, Rob Moss?
When I get out of this thing--
I'm not Rob Moss either.
[groaning]
Okay, listen, there's a pair of glasses in my pocket.
If one of you would just be a lamb
- And-- - No!
Somebody shut this guy up.
Mob boss, Rob Moss?
Yeah.
I knew it.
[audience laughing]
[audience cheering]
Did somebody say danger?
[all stammering]
What are you talking about? No.
Well, If one of you said it my entrance would have been cool.
[audience laughing] Hey, Kid Danger.
Hello random citizen. I'm here to save you.
That's great but I was actually just about to save myself, so...
Oh, you're gonna save yourself?
- Okay I'll just leave then. - Well I didn't say that.
Well you came all the way down here--
Will somebody please take care of this kid?
I love when this happens.
It's like I get to watch a bunch of mes beat people up.
[groaning]
You seem like a real gunch.
[audience laughing]
Hey, Mr. Moss, does your daughter have a boyfriend?
[groaning]
Cause I saw her talking to this really handsome guy in a band.
Are you kidding me?
All right, you got me, he's not in a band.
But he was saying about starting one.
[groaning]
[spitting]
You spit on me?
Sure did.
That's disgusting.
- You're trying to cook me! - Fair enough.
Also, I'm leaving.
What? You can't leave. I'm about to win this fight.
Yeah, that's why I'm leaving.
[audience laughing]
[yelling]
Move! Out of my way! If you're gonna chew, you can shoo.
[audience laughing]
[yelling]
[groaning]
[audience cheering]
[groaning]
[yelling]
- All right. I'll be back. - Where are you going?
I gotta go find mob boss, Rob Moss.
You want me to cuff him for you?
Or should I say, cufflink him for you?
I don't know what that means.
Daddy! You can't leave yet.
Sorry, honey. I've got--
[yelling]
[audience laughing]
[camera shuttering]
[audience laughing]
Never tell Schwoz how helpful these cufflinks were.
Of course not. All right. I gotta get back out to the party
Ah, I forgot about the butt taste
Ah! Oh, I get it.
- I have a question. - Captain Man.
You invented Twitflash.
That is not a question. But continue.
Why would you want to destroy the Internet?
That is a question.
Because the internet ruined everything.
And it's partially my fault.
Everyone just stares at their phones all day
now, scrolling through Twitflash.
It's terrible, but dude, memes.
- Memes are hilarious. - Remember the one with the...
The rats are like all in the circle?
And he's like "Ah! Monday!"
[both crosstalking]
I don't care about memes!
That's why I was going to create
an indestructible computer virus with super fast reflexes.
unleash it on the world and destroy the Internet forever.
Not cool, Rick Twitler.
[zapping] Oh, come on.
All right kid, come on, get me out of this thing.
My glutes are barking.
All right.
Uh, I don't see an off button, dude.
- Well, just laser it. - I wouldn't do that.
Well, now I'm definitely gonna do it.
[zapping]
[groaning]
[yelling]
[audience laughing]
Kid you made it worse!
[audience oohing]
[laughing]
Aw! He actually kissed it.
I know.
He and Esther are not just friends.
Yeah.
I should probably end the video right there.
Captain Man must have known the amber inside the stump
would preserve him perfectly for 101 million years.
I guarantee he didn't.
But he could have just stumbled
into the perfect solution by accident.
You should come on more missions with us.
- Can I? - No!
You're destroying my kicking stump.
- Chapa? - Hello?
You can't own a stump.
Nature's for everyone.
[audience laughing]
And this is a punching stump.
No, it's my kicking stump.
I come up here, I think about the boy who stole my phone.
And I kick him!
And I scream "Why did you steal my phone, boy?!"
[screaming]
You're phoneless?
Oh my god.
Phonelessness is a big problem in Swellview.
Yeah, yeah. Do your part. Let's keep
Let's just keep lasering and get Captain Man out of this amber.
This is taking too long.
It's hammer time!
What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, careful!
[groaning]
I'm free.
[heavy breathing]
How long was I in there?
101 million years, and I can't believe you're still alive.
Hey, listen...
I've had a long time to think about our argument.
No, no. You know what, dude, It's over.
- Okay, don't worry about it. - No, let me just say this.
I was 100% right.
Oh my god.
And I will accept your apology
in the form of a handwritten letter
or a date with your mom.
Stop.
[groaning]
Come on, Buddy.
[groaning]
Come on, Schwoz, yeah, come on.
[groaning]
- There you go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
[groaning]
I think you cracked my ribs.
I am not okay.
[audience laughing]
That's it. It's been 45 minutes
since the Toddler drank Captain Man's sweat.
Cool, so his indestructibility is wearing off.
Yeah!
Come here, Schwoz. Grab the remote out of his pocket
and let us out of here.
- What are you doing? - Quiet.
[groaning]
[beeping]
[audience cheering]
Good job Schwoz.
[groaning]
All right.
[groaning]
I'm gonna need about nine gallons of water.
[audience laughing]
All right? No worries. I'll get some for you right now.
Kid Danger! Look out!
[groaning]
All right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
I promise I'll be good. Don't hurt me.
I'm not going to hurt you.
Okay.
Yeah. Just hold up your finger.
- Why? - Would you hold up your finger?
Okay.
[yelling]
[audience laughing]
I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
[audience laughing]
Hey, Kid Danger. Come here, quick.
Hey, hey big guy.
You okay?
When will you get me some water?
Just one sec.
You were right! Okay?
You were only 13 when you took that oath.
You don't know what you're getting into.
She didn't sign up for this.
I did. Now, get out of here.
Let me save my city.
Okay.
Okay, I'll go.
But one more thing.
What?
I love you, buddy.
No. No.
Go, kid! Get him!
[yelling]
[groaning]
Nice, kid.
Kid Danger! Look out!
Let's get him!
[groaning]
Get him! Get him!
Yeah! Hyper motility! Boom, boom, boom, boom!
T.K.O.
Yay! We did it! We did it! We did it!
[audience cheering]
Ow!
Yeah.
- Nice fighting kid. - Thanks.
Ma'am, are you all right?
Oh yes.
Would you like to see some pictures of my grandchildren?
Absolutely not.
[audience laughing]
[yelling]
[audience laughing]
[groaning]
[audience laughing]
I fell out of a helicopter.
[audience laughing]
[laughing]
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