- Glad you're sitting down for this.
Look, we need to talk.
- I don't see us working out.
- You let everything slip through the cracks, especially me.
- You don't support me.
- I'm just tired of sitting around all day doing nothing.
- You smell like farts.
It had to be said.
- I just don't see us going anywhere.
No mom, I still haven't left the couch.
- My friends always said you were weird.
(phone vibrating)
Is that my phone? Did you take my phone?
Give it back.
- I didn't wanna bring this up
but when we first met,
you were really firm and curvy
and now you're kind of saggy.
- You're disgusting.
- (beep) You.
Have you been stealing from me?
- 2020's been really rough on us.
We don't look the same, we don't feel the same
and it's not that I don't still have feelings for you.
- You were really there for me over the past year.
And I appreciate that.
I've been a mess.
- You're not the only one that's a mess.
A dirty, sloppy mess.
(groovy music)
(sighing)
We've gotta stop doing this.
- What?
I wanted to try it to standing up.
- I said it'd be nice to sometimes have a pullout.
It's not like I'm on the apps.
I'm trying one.
I'm just putting myself out there.
- I've been sleeping around on you.
A lot.
- You're still talking to the couch, right?
- Yeah, I've just been sleeping on the couch a lot.
- Oh, okay.
We packed up your things.
It's time to move on.
- [Narrator] It's time to break up with your couch.
Planet Fitness has everything you need
to get up and get moving in 2021 at home or in club.
- Drive that leg up.
- I guess you can watch.
- [Instructor] Reset, opposite side.
- Creep.