Good evening, and welcome to Premier League Wacky Races stage 38,
and just like F1, this week may well be a precession, as there is hardly anything to race for
It's been a terrible season for Astonishingly Bad Villa, and Juliet Lescott
His outfit should really help his performance today, it's an off-the-shoulder dress
COME ON!
Oh My!
Delia once famously screamed "Where Are You?".
Well, it's official, she's in the relegation zone and she won't back next year!
Delia crys
He's managed some of the world's best players
But enough about David N'Gog, Jimmy Traore and Andre Voronin,
Will Rafact walk out of the club next season?
I would urge him to do so, he needs the exercise!
You'll be hearing from my lawyers, when they've finished searching for a release clause in my contract.
Sunlessland stay in the divison, and Fat Sam looks like the black cat who got the cream, and drank it.
And then drank everyone else's
In England!
Cheeky b*stard!
Jason Bournemouth AFC have performed well in and around the Box Office,
so will be back for a sequel next year
Will the director be back though?
Let's move on to the next car before Pulis sends us to sleep!
After a superb start, Crystal Pardew's car ran into difficulty around Christmas,
possibly due to all the smug the car was emitting!
Shut your noise!
The smug has gone for now, but may return on their journey back from Wembley!
It's been a great season for the Hornets, but they still told Flores to buzz off!
WTFord by name, WTFord by nature!
This could be Ricky Martinez's final race...
NO, HE'S COME OUT, AND HE'S GONE, GONE, GONE!
Guidolin has guided the Swan's to safety, and gets his reward!
Oh, sh*te!
Another solid season for Sparky Hughes, who appears to be heading for the vacant Cleverton car. Watch this space!
Where do you start with the disaster that's been Chelsea Bus Company?
I'll try to sum it up in to words...
Ha-Ha!
It's been a decent first season for the Helikloppter, who may take it easy today, so's there's plenty in the tank for the trip to Basel!
The Saint's struggled earlier in the season, but Ronald didn't have a Cowman,
and like most Saint's, they're set to finish up high!
Slaven Bilic still appears to be crying about the Boylen Ground.
Get a grip man, you hardly even played there!
PRAISE THE LORD! MANCHESTHAIR UTD HAVE MADE IT TO THE TRACK ON TIME!
In the only real race of the day, Van Harsh will be hoping to overtake his local rivals,
and qualify for the Not Many Are Really Champions League
Man Sheiky need to finish ahead of Louis Van Highhead's car,
but their car has failed to perform consistency this season.
They've even appointed an new engineer to improve things next season!
Arsey Whinger, as a famous bunch of semi-naked girls once said,
"I don't speak French, however I am very familiar with the phrase Deja vu"
DAMN YOU COMMENTATOR!
And I'm sure you're sick to the back teeth of hearing about these two by now,
so let's get the fox on with the race!
AND IT'S GO, GO, GO! The final race is underway!
BUT WE'VE GOT TWO NON-STARTERS! It appears they've been evacuated from their cars!
They've found a suspect package!
I wonder who put that there?
And the Red Devils can't catch their Manchester rivals, who bid a fond farewell to their boss!
He's dissapeared off into the sunset!
Correction: He's dissapeared off into the sun!
Hurri-Kane has collected the Golden Boot, but the DIY Army have collapsed.
Happy St. Totteringham's Day!
And they'll have to wait a little longer to finish ahead of their North London rivals, from South London.
Guus steps aside once more at the Bus Company, as Claudio returns to take a point, and the Premier League trophy!
Koeman's Italian hitman takes their rivals out of the picture.
When the Saint's go driving in, they're going to be in that number, and that number is 5, guaranteeing a Europey League place.
crying
Slaven Bilic is still cut up about the Boylen Ground.
And he's been cut up by Stoke Rainy, who may have finished off the Iron's European hopes as well!
Oh, no. Klopp is playing his second string again!
You could call this my air guitar! BOOM! Ha-ha!
And he's made an early exit as he heads to Basel.
It's farewell to Trim Howard, who will move back to the US in the summer!
He may want to trim his beard before trying to enter the US though.
swears
Osama bin Laden!
Yes, that's exactly what they'll think, Trim! Exactly!
Flores waves goodbye to the fans and his job, as BFS waves hello to his transfer kitty!
THAT'S IT! Nigleicester City take the final checkered flag!
It's been a grueling 38 stages,
mainly for the animators, and it's the Foxes who emerge victorious!
And it's farewell to the last three drivers, who go down to the divison below!
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