Amanda Waller: Harley Quinn
Amanda Waller: Before she ran off and joined the circus.
She was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel
Amanda Waller: Psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum
She was assigned to the clown himself
Joker: Guru Quinzel!
Joker: And I live for these moments with you.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yeah
Joker: What have you got?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Got your kitty!
Joker: So thoughtful
Amanda Waller: She thought she was curing him, but
She was falling in love
Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Anything. I mean, yeah
Joker: I need a machine gun
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: A Machine Gun?
Amanda Waller: Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong!
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Get off me!
Joker: What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I did everything you said, I helped you
Joker: Ah..
Joker: You...helped me..
...by erasing my mind?...
..what few..
..faded memories I had!
Joker: Oh...
Joker: You left me in a black hole
of rage and confusion
Joker: That the medicine you practice?
Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do?
You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
Joker: Huh?
Joker: Oh...I'm not Gonna kill ya
Joker: I'm just gonna hurt ya...
...Really...
...Bad!
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so?
Well, I can take it
Joker: I wouldn't want you to break those
Perfect, Porcelain cap teeth,
when the juice...
...hits your brain
Amanda Waller: They became the king and queen of Gotham City,
and God help anyone who disrespected the Queen
Monster T: We finally meet
Joker's Man: Nah, he don't shake hands
Sit down.
Have a drink.
Monster T: Hey J,
on behalf of everybody
Welcome back
I wanted to come by and personally say thank you.
Monster T: Making me good money, making you good money.
Joker: Are you sweet-talking me?
Joker: Ha Ha Ha
Joker: I love this guy
He's so...intense!
Monster T: You're lucky man...
...got a bad bitch
Joker: Oh, that she is
Joker: The fire in my loins..
...The itch in my crotch
Joker: Ooh...The only infamous...
...Harley Quinn!
Joker: (Whistles to Harley)
Joker: Oh...come to Daddy!
Harley Quinn: Puddin'
Joker: Listen,
You...are my gift..
..to this handsome hunka hunka!
Joker: You...
Belong to him now
Harley Quinn: Well...
Harley Quinn: (giggles)
Monster T: (Nervous laugh)
Harley Quinn: You look cute
You want me?
...I'm all yours
Joker: (Breathes heavily)
Monster T: I don't want no beef
Joker: You don't want no beef?
Joker: You don't want no beef? Harley Quinn: Why, what's wrong?
Joker: You don't want no beef? Harley Quinn: You don't like me?
Harley Quinn: Fine. Don't waste my time then.
Monster T: This's your lady
Joker: Look,
are you enjoying yourself?
Monster T: No
Monster T: That's your lady, Joker
Joker: That's right
Monster T: Yo J!