12 ways to trick people into thinking
you're dumb
ok class so a meteorite is a large rock
that crashes onto the earth's surface.
yes Chad. Yeah who's steering the meteorites.
Well, nobody steers meteorites Chad.
You see, what meteorites do is-
OK teach, well answer me this! If no one
steering the meteorites
how do they always land so perfectly in
the middle of a crater?
OH! Look up! Is that a meteor? Ahh!
Our Sun is so far away that it takes
light eight minutes and 20 seconds to
travel all the way from the Sun to our earth
yes Chad ok teach answer me this if it
takes eight minutes for the light to
reach the earth then why is it that my
eyes start to hurt after staring at the Sun
for only a couple seconds?
Ah, look at the beautiful sun! Ahh!
Water contains two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom
nah no it dont! Now chad is called h2o
because... Ok teach well answer me this!
If water contains oxygen
why can't I breathe underwater?
hey I can breathe underwater! (drowning sound)
Solid, liquid and gas
those are the only three states that
matter can exist. Buzz! Wrong!
alright Chad you gotta start raising
your hand... okay teach then answer me this!
if there are only three states of matter
how is it that America has 50 states?
number S.
It was the ancient Greeks that
first discovered our galaxy. PSSHH! Buch of idiots!
Chad, they were not idiots... Okay teach answer me this!
What kind of idiot would name
our galaxy after a candy bar
and then in 1665 Isaac Newton discovered
gravity
PSSHH! Not even close! Chad it's a well-known fact
that Isaac... Ok teach answer me this!
If Issac Newton discovered gravity how is it that
everybody that lived before him didn't
float away into space?
Yo! This book about anti-gravity is impossible to put down!
Class as you all know George
Washington was of course was a
professional puzzle assembler yeah we know
No Chad. He was not a professional puzzle
assembler. George Washington was... Ok teach
then answer me this! How is it that
George Washington got all 50 states to
fit so perfectly together?
this puzzle is for ages eight and up
Stephen Hawking is a theoretical
physicist and in fact I even met him
once in real life.
Liar!
Chad. I did meet Stephen Hawking when I traveled to...
OK teach... answer me this!
If Stephen Hawking is a theoretical
physicist then does he actually exist or
is he purely theoretical?
I'm Stephen Hawking. Let's take drugs.
Alright class, does anybody know what
Einstein's parents did for a living?
They were psychics, duh!
horrible guess
no they were not psychics they were in fact...
OK teach then answer me this!
If Einstein's parents weren't psychic how
did they know that he was gonna grow up
to be so smart that they named him
Einstein even before he grew up?
Thank God, number 10
Global warming is caused by greenhouse gases that
left-wing propaganda everyone knows
global warming was caused by Ronald Reagan!
No Chad most environmental
scientists believe that...
ok teach then answer this!
If Ronald Reagan didn't cause global
warming then why did he end the Cold War?
eleventeen
and the coldest state in the
united states of america is Alaska
that's stone cold crap!
No Chad Alaska's average annual temperature is
Ok teach then answer me this!
How is that Alaska is the coldest
state when it's right next to California
and Hawaii
elevnty-two
Now, sanitizers such as
alcohol are used to kill bacteria, germs
Nah, that don't work!
Yes Chad, alcohol is a hydroscopic...
OK teach, then answer me this! If alcohol kills
germs and bacteria then why aren't all
alcoholics immortal?
Ok teach, then answer
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