and every school there's the jobs the
cheerleaders the kids skipped all the
grades I in smize the class president as
your class president I would not let you
the Mean Girls
just get the answers from the Nerds
whatever the class clown any guys the
Nerds I just got my acceptance letter to
MIT
well I'm designing a rocket for
announced at the artists on the bully
give me all your money
you look like a bully the class
photographer and then there's me I love
my job
wait not him this is me the teacher
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the classroom you know sometimes I
wonder why the hell am i a teacher I
don't even like well some kids
I like the cheerleaders we only date
athletes my house you know what you can
go to parties like the jogs but it
camped my god if you're gonna cheat
cheat well ladies oh and my least
favorite student I don't care now my
favorite part about being a teacher is
giving
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I love giving us I hate giving aid
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okay detention the only time the class
is productive is when the principal
comes what does this mean besides the
classroom there's a teacher's lounge how
was your day oh my gosh you wanna go
first my day was divine okay so I taught
him about India in 1648 maybe with a
capital from Agra to Delhi and built
them oh my god boring
next go sports sports very important
well during water polo today Patricia I
dribbled the ball from one bill to the
other and scored four touchdowns
that's three different sports what do
you know about sports we're 20 now will
you eat your fruit and give me 20
push-ups
good job fine yes why don't just talk
about the kids oh yes let's talk about
the kids okay well the kids are so smart
all they do is fart oh and we just have
a ball we're gonna hate them all oh I
can't wait for the next class it can
kiss my ass
teaching is so fun are you done whoa how
do you got teacher Go Go teacher go
teacher go
oh and my favorite out of school teacher
we should stop this but we're not
nothing's good I'm not a teacher
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Fighting's not the answer tell them
whoever wins gets an eight so you guys
are probably wondering why a bad teacher
like me still has a job just tell me
what happened if you have to get rid of
Miss Apple pump not a teacher I
understand your passion not as pets who
wouldn't be where it is without she
leaves class before the students know it
Spence I just got engaged
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no you don't be late come on
yeah I'm not firing her well this is why
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