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This week's Music Monday is the Disney edition
with U-Kiss' "Neverland"
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Ok so first off, it seems like it's been FOREVER
since Simon and I agreed in our opinions on a song
Consensus is: we both liked it. Yay!
We weren't huge fans of 0330 because
neither of us are really impressed by ballads.
This song really bring U-Kiss back to their badass style days
kind of like their
WHAT? YOU WANT TO PICK A FIGHT?
YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME?
And also their
WHAT WHAT SHUT UP?!
I really really like it.
And I think this song is totally ripe to be remixed,
I can imagined this as a really bass heavy dance song like
BEEJE BBEEEJE BEEJE BEEEEJE
BBZZJJEEE BBZZZJEE BEEJE BEEJ BEEEEEJEE
Now when it comes to video, we liked it, but we didn't love it.
The faults we found in the video actually has nothing to do with ukiss.
It was really the editing and videography style of the video that got to us.
It seemed to us that the video was really sloppy at times
with blurry rapid moving shots and bad focusing.
And we feel like it was really distracting
from what was otherwise a very cool dance video.
My only other complaint, and this is a small one,
is that freaking U-Kiss Ice Cube.
First it melts and you're like "ooh that's so hot"
and then it freezes and you're like
Ice doesn't really reverse like that
but that's ok! They're so cool!
And then it melts again and you start thinking:
I don't really want to see this ice cube anymore.
One thing that I really liked about this video
was the angry energy that came with it
I like that kind of sass.
Oooh! Kevin with his sass!
AJ with his sassy attitude!
Eli with his...sassy face touching.
Dongho with his...freezer solo. But I like your sass!
But we were a little confused about the meaning of the lyrics
in relation to the angry passion of the music video.
The lyrics of the song are about a girl being wooed to stay young forever
and, like, hangout and party in Neverland.
I don't know about you,
but from what I remember about Peter Pan's Neverland,
It feels like this video is a little bit of false advertising.
Ah yeah girl! You ready for me to take you to Neverland
where we can dance forever, or until dawn
I'm not sure: the lyrics are a little bit unclear about that.
Let's go.
WOOOSH!
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
This is so much fun.
This is really lame.
What are you talking about? Tree houses are the best!
Where's my fashion and fame and all those things between like you promised?
Umm. Yeah. Oooh!
You see those rocks! Let's go play with them! They're fun!
God! How old are you?
18
How long have you been 18?
90 years.
GUH ROSS! You're just like this perverted old man!
I'm leaving. Tinkerbell!
HERE I AM!
O I C
Kpop idols are being used to lure girls into Neverland.
Who could be behind this scheme?
Oh this place is so totally lame!
Buahaha! This is Captain Hook present!
Uh, I would be intimidated, but your crappy moustache
and your banana holder
What? This is intimidating hook of danger!
I can claw your innards out.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that's Junsu's.
What did you do? Stalk him to get that? GROSS!
What is Junsu, and why would he have a banana holder?
This place is so lame. Everyone here sucks!
She said she hated my treehouse!
Why would she say that? Your place is awesome!
You know what? I'm gonna go hang out with Kevin in the freezer.
Maybe he has like popsicles or something.
You guise are stupid.
You're supposed to be intimidated…when I cut you…
I'm the terrible…captain of the terrible seas.
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The dance for the song totally matches
the feel and the vibe of the music video.
All the members look really aggressive,
almost as if they're fighting for center stage
In fact, ten seconds into the music video,
Kevin elbows two members, and their noses BURST INTO BLOOD.
And their noses spray everywhere.
Well, that doesn't happen, BUT IT DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE!
Do it Kevin.
Then, later on, AJ takes center stage,
by rigging the floor with multiple banana peels to take out all the members
Nicely done.
Ok, there were no banana peels
OR They're invisible banana peels,
and I'd like to know where you got those from.
CALL ME!
Now, although I really do love the dance
there is something about the music video that kind of confuses me
and I feel a little bit torn as to where I stand.
I'm used to the best dances in Korea
being from those idol groups that are robotically in sync.
Like, for example, Taeyang's "Where You At"
SHINee's "Lucifer" or Infinite's "Be Mine"
This dance, though, doesn't have everybody
robotically in sync when they're dancing,
But it does have dances that are imbued
with a lot of vigor and energy.
I mean, truthfully, you can't really do a punch or a kick
with true emotion if your choreographer
is telling you to hold back and match with everyone else.
So, in that sense, they were told to let loose and be wild.
And I really like that about the dance.
But, the problem is, do I like it more
than their other dances that are naturally in sync?
I don't know. I'm just really torn about the whole thing.
But there is one thing I know for sure, though.
And that's U-Kiss' dance from this video
would make an awesome video game character.
[Ding!]
[Guile's Theme Music, rendered awesomely]
Round 1. Fight!
*sounds of fighting, Street Fighter 2 style. I think Martina's supposed to be a weird Chun Li or something. I don't know. Her costume sucks*
Bear attack!
*Oh God. This is so terrible. WTF were we thinking when we made this scene?*
SHO U KISS!
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As for the English of the song, we give this a
5 out of 5
Now, I'm a little bit disappointed,
because with every U-Kiss song,
they've given us some classic lines to remember
From "This is Mordney present" to "Don't Deny our R SQUARED PI"
In fact, I even ordered this shirt in honor of AJ's awesmoe math skills.
That's right AJ. I got this shirt, for you.
But this song had nothing for us to talk about.
The sentences made sense, the accents were perfect
I have no choice but to give you a 5 out of 5.
I don't even have any Mordney jokes here.
Everything was great.
Guise, I'm disappointed here.
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Last week we asked you which Music Video you liked better
UV's "Itaewon Freedom," or Xiah's "Intoxication"
And, I hate to say this, but UV didn't really stand a chance
Even though I like them both, I can understand why Xiah won.
I mean, sexiest dance ever right? Come on!
For this week's Disney edition
we ask you which Disney themed song you preferred.
U-Kiss' "Neverland" or f(x)'s "Pinocchio"
Leave your votes in the comments, or in our Facebook poll,
and we'll announce the winners next week.
Also, thanks to the thousands of Kissmes who voted for U-Kiss' "Neverland"
if there's a video you want to see us do for next week's Music Monday
head on over to http://www.eatyourkimchi.com/requests
and tell us who we should do a video for.
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and, for last week's Contest,
we'll announce the winners in the Blooper page.
Take it away, Spudgy!
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