>> NO, I'M TELLING YOU, THIS DOG EATS ANYTHING.
>> HE ATE STEEL WOOL! >> AND THEN HE POOPED SILVER FOR
THREE DAYS! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> STOP! >> THAT'S INSANE!
>> IT'S OUR LIFE! [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, WHAT'S INSANE ARE THESE ROASTED CARROTS.
THEY ARE SO GOOD. >> OH, EVERYTHING HERE IS GOOD.
THE NEW YORK TIMES RESTAURANT REVIEW RAVED ABOUT THE PLACE.
>> I LOVE THE NEW YORK TIMES. I WAS JUST READING THIS OP-ED
PIECE ABOUT -- >> HONEY.
NO. WHAT ARTICLE ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? >> THE ONE ABOUT AZIZ ANSARI.
♪♪♪ >> I'M SORRY.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
I WAS JUST CURIOUS WHAT EVERYONE THOUGHT.
>> NO. NO.
OF COURSE. WE CAN -- WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.
I MEAN, I THINK WE SHOULD. >> WE ABSOLUTELY SHOULD.
>> WELL IT'S COME TO THIS. I'LL GO FIRST.
>> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
>> YES, YES. I WILL SPEAK ON THE TOPIC OF
AZIZ ANSARI. I THINK --
>> CAREFUL. >> ARE RATHER -- WHAT SOME WOMEN
HAVE -- >> CAREFUL.
SOME MEN HAVE A PROCLIVITY -- >> CAREFUL --
>> HELP ME. >> OKAY, SURE.
WELL, WHILE I APPLAUD THE MOVEMENT --
>> WATCH IT. >> NOTED.
IT'S JUST THAT I WONDER IF MAYBE WE'RE SETTING A BAD --
>> CAREFUL. >> I FEEL THAT ALL MEN IN POWER
ABUSE -- >> NOPE!
>> OKAY. LOOK.
THE THINGS THAT I KEEP GOING BACK TO IS -- IT SEEMS LIKE --
IF SHE WANTED TO LEAVE -- >> OH NO.
>> SHE COULD HAVE JUST -- >> OH NO.
>> LEFT? ♪♪♪
>> EVERYONE STOP! WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS.
WE ARE ADULTS! >> CAN'T WE GO BACK TO THE DOG?
WE WERE HAPPY WHEN WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DOG!
>> HONEY, THE TIME FOR TALKING ABOUT THE DOG IS OVER!
WE ARE IN A POST BABE.NET UNIVERSE NOW.
WE HAVE TO FINISH WHAT WE STARTED.
TOM, GO! >> FINE.
THE ME TOO MOVEMENT -- PASS. >> OKAY.
CONSENT -- PASS! >> IF I WERE WITH A WOMAN AND
SHE SEEMED AT ALL UNCOMFORTABLE, I WOULD JUST SLOW MY ROLLS ARE
GOOD. >> OKAY.
WHAT I THINK WHAT WE'RE FORGETTING --
>> OH NO. >> IS THE WAY THIS INTERSECTS
WITH THE ISSUE OF -- >> OH GOD.
OH OH GOD. OH GOD.
OH GOD. >> RACE.
>> NO! ♪♪♪
>> I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
ELSE. >> YES.
>> PLEASE. >> THANK YOU.
>> SOMETHING LESS CONTROVERSIAL. >> OKAY, SHAPE OF WATER HAD
PROBLEMS, RIGHT? >> CAREFUL.
>> OH, HEY, WHERE'S MY WIFE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]