Ugh, this is kind of bland.
I mean, you're just eating wheat bread by itself.
Ahh, that's what it is! I usually eat white bread!
Well, I have some hot sauce if you want some.
Oh no, I've fallen into your spicy food traps too many times. I'll pass.
Alright, suit yourself.
Do you just carry hot sauce around all day?
Yea, doesn't everyone?
No, that's weird. The normal thing is to carry mayonnaise around!
Yea, that's not normal.
What? You're such an uncultured swine.
Whatever, I'll stick to my hot sauce.
Dang, that's a lot of hot sauce don't you think?
No, not really.
Okay, stop! I'm getting grossed out.
Why are you putting so much?
I don't know, I just love hot sauce.
Do you do that to everything you eat?
Yea, pretty much.
In Mexican culture we put hot sauce on almost everything.
Even random things like popcorn, Maruchan, and even bananas.
On bananas?
Naw, I'm just kidding, but you get the idea!
Mexicans love hot sauce!
I probably spend around 63% of my yearly salary on it.
Dang, why don't you just get hot sauce from Taco Bell?
It's free and delicious!
That's fake hot sauce. You have to eat real hot sauces like
Tapatio
Cholula
Valentina
and my personal favorite, el yucateco
Ugh, those look spicy.
You know what Chris, we really need to fix those uncultured taste buds of yours.
What do you mean?
Follow me.
What are you doing?
Just grab my hand so we can transition to the next scene.
Okay..
Where are we?
Heaven..
Really?
No! This is hot sauce boot camp cadet! Are you ready?
I said are you ready?
I guess?
Good!
Cause today I'm going to try to make you slightly less uncultured than you usually are!
By increasing your tolerance to hot sauce.
How are we going to do that?
Stick your tongue out.
Why?
Stick your tongue out maggot.
Oh, that's not that bad.
Next hot sauce!
Tapatio!
Wait, how did you..
Irrelevant!
Now we're going to get a little spicier.
Open your mouth again.
How's that one?
A little spicier, but still alive.
Last one..
El Yucateco.
The baddest of the bad.
For this one I'll let you control it.
It's not coming out.
Try hitting it from the bottom.
Oh, like this?