ugh
*rustling*
euof
*inhales*
*sigh*
*squeak*
*press*
*exertion*
Me getting fat
What a ridiculous... what a ridiculous comment.
Obviously sometimes the camera's at a funny angle, isn't it?
Today is a pretty special occasion because I'm catching up with my good friend Natsuki
who we haven't seen in a quite a while.
For new viewers of the channel Natsuki is probably
the craziest person in all of Japan.
The last time we saw him was on a trip to Sapporo
we had last year. Aaaaand
the last time I saw him was in January, when we were filming scenes
for an upcoming documentary that we've made about his life,
which is out later this month.
But the main reason we're off to Tokyo this time is to film the third in our food challenge series
where Natsuki and I go head-to-head and see who can eat the most food without dying,
and this time we're doing the monster gyoza challenge,
where we're served up a portion of gyoza
big enough to give even Godzilla a run for his fucking money.
Given that it's Natsuki's biannual day off
I've let him choose the venue for this evening.
He wants to go to the famous Kill Bill restaurant,
the place that inspired the setting where
Uma Thurman kills lots of people in a room for 20 minutes.
The district in Tokyo where we're staying is called Roppongi,
which is one of Tokyo's nightlife hotspots,
and we've actually been invited to review
a brand new hotel that's just opened up there.
The Candeo hotel let Natsuki and I stay at a
discounted rate in return for a mini review in this video.
So a big thank you to them for letting us stay
and for filming wherever we want in the hotel.
So here's another day-in-my-life, behind-the-scenes style video
and what promises to be a relatively action-packed and
undoubtedly maniacal day.
*swoosh*
*swoosh* *bottle breaking sound*
*swoosh*
Hi Chris
Hello Natsuki
Good see you
You've gotten a little chubby?
*trumpet noise*
Thank you Natsuki
So it's been two months since we last,
Chris: Last saw each other two months to quite a while this time Natsuki: this year first time first time. Yeah, happy new year
bit too late for that
How do you feel about doing the monster gyoza challenge today? No no no problem. No. Go there. It's small
This one isn't this one isn't at all no home no no no gyoza gyoza such an arrogant, arrogant man
Master think when you see it it might wipe that smile off your face anyway time to check in check in time. Let's go
So we're five minutes in and I've just deployed my first coffee
Look at that view, that is magnificent
So it's a fairly decent standard Tokyo room size as you can see they've injected a sense of
Luxury into it through the modern kind of Japanese interior design, the gold colour palette and the swanky glass table and the wonderful sofa by
the window when we walked in the
There was like a golden chandelier where it looked like golden bars were literally just hanging down from the ceiling
But I am a little bit on edge at the moment given
We've got this monster cows a challenge coming up in a few hours
And I'm scared because not only does the ghost look just truly obscene in size and scale
But there's a rule that if you have if you're sick while eating we go sir. Not only do you have to pay?
$300 but you also have to clear up the sick yourself and the fact that that's in the rules in the first place should tell
You that people actually are sick whilst eating with bloody Gotha
But that's why I'm on edge drinking some coffee and doing some window meditation before we dive into the challenge from hell
So we're on our way to do the monster go to challenge
it's the third in our food challenge series after wanker Sauber and
Monster Arman and now at once secured this one's a bit unoriginal a lot of people have done the monster gyoza one
We like I think with a lot of people ever to do the monster goes a challenge
But the bank of silver noodles and the the ROM and they were quite original
So now we can we can let ourselves off. I think this time
The absolute worst food challenge I've ever undertaken
I'm sleeping horrific
So we just finished the gyoza monster jaws and challenge and Natsuki had to dash the toilet
Because he wasn't looking so good by the end of it, but I feel equally unpleasantly just just awful
Yeah, I don't know if I can recommend the monster gyoza challenge because it wasn't particularly fun because after about five minutes the flavor
Of the gyoza just gets too
Overwhelming it's very repetitive in flavor. It's not like when you're eating ramen. You've got lots of diversity and flavors
I just hope masky hair is up because walking around is helping me forget. How awful I feel right now?
How do you feel
Please wait you sick. I'm sick really. Yeah, really really you actually sick
Back to the hotel hi
I
Know it's gonna sound a bit stupid in fact. It definitely is that is one of the most Tokyo looking backgrounds
I've ever had from her from a hotel window in Tokyo
to qualify for the Tokyo background you need like lots of blocky looking buildings with skyscrapers in the distance and
You can just about see Tokyo Tower
I'm around the corner there it almost feels like a fake backdrop designed to make it look very Toky-llike. Poor old Natsuki
I think the giant Gyoza took its tarp on his body last time I saw him
He was running down the corridor to the spark watching his stomach and muttering a variety of swear words
Let's go and check that he's still in one piece that he's actually alive
And uh, I don't
I don't think Brad Wow
Would you want to do often?
Finished enjoying your spa. It's famous spot and
In Roppongi you gonna kill bit when I killed everybody everybody knows killed dad dad down
Jojo, but I'm
Not angry
Because Gilda goes there girls are girls that kill me
girls that kill you
So NASA's just had his spawn and a nice bit relaxation after eating the world's biggest Yasser. How do you feel?
Natural body aromatics and now we're gonna put now ski in a video where he just drinks those of sockets from my friend
Emma's new channel called Tokyo creative play
Part of Matt's Keys plan to branch out and not just be and not just be on abroad in Japan
But be everywhere Netsky wants to become a brand yeah, mainly pro
I've become famous not yet. My not. Yeah, yeah
one day
Hi everyone welcome to Tokyo creative play I'm your host Emma and today, I'm here with that ski
You might have seen before on the abroad in Japan Channel yeah, my name is not ski. No
No, no my name
mister
netsky
Kill Bill
Today is snack Mickey yeah, Oh Mickey. No kidding not killing today
How was it doing the video with Nancy for the first time oh, it's also he's a great person I did not expect anything
He said ever it was great. There is a eerie degree of randomness that is often absent from conversations in Japan
If you could summarize the experience in one word what that won't be
It's not really a word for it just intense mental mental mental is a good one. Did you drink too much? Yes?
Not yet not yet--bow second off the balls
Could he sue like a socket he looks okay, I'm like it's okay, you're like
you like
What's called a hot despair oh?
Yeah
Heat like hot spicy
Raisin sake taste testing with Emma. She had a good farm. Did you yeah and our swell?
Jump
They're dead, they're gelatin. I'll kill Phil iqb
Dare dare jam
Natsuki has bought some items to get into the spirit of Kill Bill
I'll kill customer
*indescribable wheezing*
don't say that
ha ha
ha ha he
shang
If this tax is sorry
This is terrible
Magic
If you ever want to switch for being a beauty salon owner to magician and the medicine I think there's
potential Venus and the Japanese teacher
Ohio
You disapprove fit behavior for a restaurant
Okay, so this is the restaurant that inspired placing Kill Bill with the final showdown and the crazy 88 did you kill bill?
Beerinator something more Carrasco, did you kill it not yet tonight?
Their pizzas stabbing, that's to kill me we should have said our
Nanny attend Inara
So nasty had a great time in Tokyo I'm great time
I had a good time very exiting and what time do you have to fly back to North Japan air?
Cabin in the morning 7 a.m.. I think but I'm a wake up's maybe five
Good luck goodness. Thank you. See you next year next time
Good night
Such big staring out the view the last hour the night view
Over Tokyo's funny the hotel on the website the hotel was like we've got nice beds
We've got a nice spa got a nice breakfast, but no didn't even really mention the view. That's where it's at
That's the selling point if you're a nice hotel in Tokyo with a view like there put that view everywhere and the people will come
Fear of a strange day as he'd expect for a David Natsuki the monster gazer challenge wasn't particularly fun
Given that I felt so awful afterwards and that's key was that Suki was even sick
Advise doing the challenge even if you're someone who likes to eat loss of field. It's just just wasn't fun
the Kill Bill restaurant the reason I
Avoided it all these years was
I knew it would be a bit the tourist trap
And it was like you can get much better food at a much better price pretty much everywhere in Tokyo
But if it's your first time in Tokyo you'll be none the wiser
And if you're a big fan of Kill Bill, then I guess is unavoidable. That's the question you have to ask yourself
Do you like Kill Bill a lot if the answers yes, then you should go and that's all there is to it
But for me the real highlight was just going to hang out with NAT ski again
It's been too long so that was that was my favorite bit
But I hope you learned something along the way following us around to Tokyo for the day
I hope there was some kind of educational benefit
Probably wasn't other than don't don't eat monster, Java, but I mean that's fairly standard stuff. Anyway. Isn't it anyway?
Thanks for watching guys. I'll see you next time
Nope, yeah, that's that's it
*relief sigh*
Do you know lost in translation?
Lost in transla-? Uhh, I don't know
Very famous movie a movie used to us the transformer
Lost in transformers rostering transformers