(upbeat pop music)
(slime squishing)
- [Orange] Hey!
- [Man] Augh!
Could you not?
I'm making slime ASMR and that really hurt my ears.
- [Orange] Oh, I'm sorry if I'm ear-ritating you.
Hahaha!
- [Man] Ugh.
- [Orange] I shouldn't have talked
into that microphone like that.
It was ear-responsible of me.
Hahaha!
- [Man] Rawr!
- [Orange] Sorry, the chance to say that joke
was too ear-resistable.
Hahaha!
- [Man] Argh!
(bonking)
(upbeat music)
- [Orange] Psst, hey.
What did the baby slime say to its mommy?
- [Mother] I don't know, what?
- [Orange] Gah-gah Goo-Goo.
(giggling) (sighing)
- [Mother] Shh!
- [Orange] Ooh, you know what a baby's
favorite song is, right?
- [Mother] I'm afraid I don't, no.
- [Orange] Baby slime goo goo goo-goo goo-goo...
(crying)
- [Mother] Oh great, now the baby's awake
and I have that song stuck in my head
for the rest of the day.
- [Orange] Hahaha.
(upbeat music)
Hey, hey, what's green and smells like blue slime?
- [Man] I dunno, what?
- [Orange] Green slime!
Hahaha!
- [Man] Ugh, that's an awful joke.
- [Orange] Nuh uh, I swear it snot.
Hahaha!
- [Man] Agh!
(upbeat music)
- [Orange] Hey, hey Lunch Lady!
You know what the worst thing about eating school lunch is?
The food!
Hahaha!
- [Lunch Lady] Arghh!
(splatting)
- [Orange] Whoa, I guess slime flies when you're having pun.
Hahaha!
- [Lunch Lady] Augh!
(upbeat music)
- [Orange] Hey, hey Tony The Tiger!
Why do you love slime jokes so much?
- [Tony] Because they're gooo-reat!
- [Orange] Hahaha!
And what about you, Toucan Sam?
Why do you love slime jokes so much?
- [Sam] Hmm, I don't really know.
Maybe I should Goo-gle it!
- [All] Hahaha!
(upbeat music)
- [Orange] Hey, hey slimy snail, hey!
What should you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
Hahaha!
(upbeat music)
Hey, hey Slimer hey!
What's your favorite carnival ride?
Is it the rollerghoster?
Hahaha!
- [Slimer] Argh.
- [Orange] Oh, you don't like my joke?
Whatcha gonna do, boo me?
Hahaha!
(growling)
(upbeat music)
Hey yo, whatcha doin', making slime?
- [Man] Yep, adding the glue right now.
- [Orange] I think that's really cool.
See, I was always taught to respect my Elmer's.
Hahaha!
- [Man] Hey, that wasn't even funny.
- [Orange] I know, it wasn't my best joke,
but I'm sticking with it!
Hahaha!
- [Man] Argh.
(upbeat music)