LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- HARRY STYLES.
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>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT IS SO GREAT TO BE HERE
HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE AS MORE THAN JUST A MUSICAL GUEST.
IT FEELS AMAZING. IT FEELS LIKE YOU FIND OUT
SOMEONE LIKES YOU AS MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AND I HAVE TAKEN THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
AND JUST LIKE ALL MY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS, WE'RE ALL GOING
TO SPEND ONE INCREDIBLE NIGHT TOGETHER AND THEN WE'LL NEVER
SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. THIS IS NEW TERRITORY FOR ME.
I'M SO EXCITED TO DO COMEDY TONIGHT.
BUT I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR, MY PRIORITY IS THE MUSIC.
IT GOES MUSIC, THEN COMEDY. WELL, LET'S BE HONEST.
IT GOES MUSIC, THEN FANTASTIC HAIR, THEN COMEDY, THEN FAMILY,
THEN FRIENDS. BUT ULTIMATELY, I'M A VERY
SERIOUS MUSICIAN. AND NOTHING SAYS SERIOUS
MUSICIAN LIKE TALKING WHILE PLAYING THE PIANO.
OH, YEAH. LIKE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
♪♪♪ OH, THAT FEELS GOOD.
♪♪♪ YOU KNOW, IN BRITAIN WE PLAY
PIANO ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD.
NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD BUT I'M NOT IN A BOY BAND
ANYMORE. I'M IN A MAN BAND NOW.
I USED TO BE IN A BAND CALLED ONE DIRECTION.
HOW CRAZY WOULD IT BE IF THEY WERE HERE TONIGHT?
WELL, THEY'RE NOT HERE. HOW CRAZY WOULD IT BE IF THEY
WERE, THOUGH? I KNOW.
BUT I LOVE THOSE GUYS. THEY'RE MY BROTHERS.
KYLE, LOUIS, LIAM, AND -- OH, RINGO.
THANK YOU. SO GRATEFUL SIMON COWELL GREW UP
IN THOSE TEST TUBES. YOU KNOW, FOR ME, IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE FAME OR THE MONEY. IT IS ABOUT THE MUSIC.
IT'S ABOUT THE ART, ABOUT THE ART AND THE MUSIC AND THE MUSIC
AND THE ART. I BELIEVE MUSIC IS THE UNIVERSAL
LANGUAGE. ESPECIALLY SONGS PERFORMED IN
ENGLISH 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE I UNDERSTAND.
NOW, MAYBE SOME OF YOU AREN'T CONVINCED I'M A SERIOUS
MUSICIAN. YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF, "IS
HE REALLY PLAYING THAT PIANO RIGHT NOW?"
TAKE A LOOK AT THE FEED CAM. ♪♪♪
READ THEM AND WEEP. I LOVE BEING HERE AT "SNL."
SO MUCH HISTORY. ♪♪♪
I HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH THIS WEEK.
HERE'S A FEW SECRETS ABOUT THE SHOW.
DID YOU KNOW THEY PUT MAKE-UP ON THE BOYS, TOO?
THAT IS FUNNY. IN FACT, THE MAKE-UP TEAM IS SO
TALENTED, I'M ACTUALLY KATE McKINNON.
AND HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE ROCKEFELLER CHRISTMAS TREE.
JEWISH. ALSO, EVERYBODY THINKS THE CAST
DOES A LOT OF COCAINE. THEY DON'T.
THAT'S WHY THE SHOW'S NOT GOOD ANYMORE.
EXCEPT TONIGHT. I THINK I'M READY TO TAKE YOU
HOME. CAN WE GET THAT B-CAMERA ONE
MORE TIME? ♪♪♪
MM, YEAH, MUSIC. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.
SO, STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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