[YEAH (Glitchy) BOIIIIIIIII]
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Gary was just an ordinary human being.
Until one day,
His lungs exploded!
BOOM!
Gary: Oh, shit. My lungs exploded.
Gary has to go through everyday life with NO lungs!
This Christmas, Gary Smith is...
"The Man with the Exploded Lungs"
Rated PG-13
*Mario gibberish*
Mama f***er!
Bowzer: Oh my god, hey guys! It's my 1,000,000th Birthday,
And everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom is invited!
Mario: Gaaaaayyyy! BowwoB: You can play shit like, "Pin the Tail on the Koopa", Pin the Tail on the Koopa,
"Mushroom Twister",
or have a swim in my Bottomless Pool of Spaghetti I just installed!
Merio: YEAAA BOIIIIIIII Bows: Oh look at that! It's so sexy!
So come on down tomorrow everybody
And let's say Happy Birthday to me!
(By the way, you have to bring a present. Otherwise you're not invited.)
Okay, bye-bye!
MaaM: AHAHAHAHA!
Ooooooooo
Ohohoho! Wohohoo!
Let's-a go!
*Mario humming*
Hmm?
Yeah! Here we go!
*Ouch*
Bob: ThE hElL?
Oh hEy, MaRiO!
YoU'rE lOoKiNg FoR a PrEsEnT fOr BoWsEr 2?
Mallio: Mama-mia...
*Merio gibberish*
Oh yeah!
BoB: GrEaT! YoU lOoK oVeR tHeRe AnD I'Ll LoOk OvEr HeRe.
Moorio: Let's-a go!
*Singing*
Hmm? Dafuq?
Whoa!
*You found a Nintendo 64 with a DVD slot!
Ohohoho!
Come here fishy fishy!
Bob the Retard: BiTcH gImMe DaT sHiT LOL!
oiraM: Hey! Come back here!
Mmmm!
Get that mother fucker!
Come on!
boB: WaT's WrOnG MaRiO? CaN't KeEp Up?
O yEa BoI, I gOt ThE gReAtEsT pReSeNt 4 BoWsEr
No 1 CaN sToP mE nO-
*ded*
He who has a spaghetti addiction: Yeah! Hahaha!
Oh boy! That makes me so happy!
*random gibberish*
Let's-a go!
*Collective Chatter followed with Bowser's bullsh!t*
*More Bowser bullsh!t*
*EVEN MORE Bowser bullsh!t*
*Collective Disappointment*
*So much Bowser bullsh!t*
*Yup. Bowser bullsh!t*
*Bowser JR. bullsh!t*
The king of the koopas: Wut da fuk?
reswoB: ARRGH!
*Collective Panic followed by Collective shouting*
Bowsah: WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!
Oversized spiny: NO!
Phatty: Where's my burrito? x2 (Ya mean spaghetti? )
Birthday king: OH GOD!
Where did you get that frying pan?!
Mario: Hmmmmm...
Oh shit!
Sarge: Get! In! There! You! Bitch!
Get! In there you! Bitch!
It's-a Mario Time, bitches!
*poor stealth acapella*
Hmmmmm...
Here we gooo-
Oof! Come on!
D'aw sh*t!
Squirrel Soldier: Dafuq?
Mario: Welcome to Mario Kart!
Soldier: Ooooh!
*Choking*
Thank you-a so much-a for playing my fucking-a game-a, you piece of shit! Please don't play again!
Soldier: Thank you!
Hmmm...
Unused Piranha: How you doing?
Mario: Mama mia...
Like a sambody fak u bitch!
Soldier: AAAAAAAHH!
Whoa! Mama mia!
Wahoo!
Whoaa!
Luigi! Mama mia!
Beta Luigi: M-M-Mario?
*whipcrack*
Bootleg Bowser: Hello. My name is Bowser.
I am...I am having a grand time on my birthday.
Uhhhhhh...yay Bowser
*Collective laughter*
Bowser: Aw, shit...
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!
OOOUUGH!
My stomach!
HMM, let's take a look here!
*Beta Luigi crying*
Mario: Ehee! Luigi?
*Mario gibberish*
Beta Luigi: *crying and gibberish*
Mario: Okey dokey!
Hey! Have you seen Bowser?
Mama mia...
*RED ALERT*
Beta Luigi: No! Mario! Help! Waaaaa!
Soldiers: Stahp right there!
Mario: Whoa! Say, I'm-a hungry!
Yippee!
Mario: Oh boy. That makes me so hungry!
Beta Luigi: Mario! NOOOO!
Soldiers: Stahp right there!
LUIGI! NOOOOOOOO!
YOU SONS OF-A BITCHES!
Bowser: NO!
*nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Mario: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!
Bowser: Mah man!
Oh no!
Take this, maggot!
Mario: OH SHIT!
SUCK MY MUSHROOM TIP, YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!
Sarge: Maggot! That all you got?
You piece of crap!
You goin' get some now, boy!
Mario: I got it! x2
HERE WE GOOOOOO!
Now Playing: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Sarge: Oh no! Not the Mario movie!
It's so bad!
AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Pingas!
Bowser: Oh, Mario! You saved me! How can I ever-
Mario: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ohh mama-mia *Mario gibberish*
Thank you!
Bowser: No! Arrgh!
Mario: Okey dokey!
*Crowd cheering on Bowser*
Boopkins: Aw, I'm gonna put the thing on the Koopa!
Yay! (Good Job!)
Bob: Aw YeA bItChEs TiMe 2 PlAy SoMe TwIsTeR!
*muffled* YeA bOi
*music playz*
*suddenly luigi appears*
Weegeepie: (gibberish) Mario! (italian gibberish) Oh Yeah!
Meriao: *italian gibberish* Ooh! F**er!
*Luigi is a sad*
*random things falling* (beta luigi crying)
ded
Beta Luigi: mama mia, ohh oh
*luigi sounds and super mario theme*
*luigi sounds stop and music plays*
Beta Luigi: Hmmmm...
What the fuck is that?!
Waaa! HELPHELPHELPHELP
*SMG4 laughing*
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