and then i like to finish always with a little dab of gloss just to give it a kind of wet texture
just dab in the middle and on the top
and there you go perfect [ __ ] lips
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bye seriously you gotta read it consider the lobster as one of the [ __ ] greats man
cracked my head open like a uh like a lobster claw
you know i'm actually writing a novel well kind of cuz i'm such a [ __ ] perfectionist you know
it's just taking me forever just keep going over it and over and over in my head just picking
at it like a scab it's about uh i guess like what it's like to be a guy right now you know
like what it's like to be a guy in the world just this gritty
low-life [ __ ] up love story and it all takes place in new york over the course of one night
you know what i'm going to stop talking about it i don't want to jinx it you do coke right
um oh come on i got work in the morning oh whatever so do i
here getting right nope i'm switching those up to this down here maybe just
okay that didn't work
oh my god you are so so pretty but why are you wearing all that makeup do you
mind me asking i never understood why women wear so much makeup it's like you guys are
so much more beautiful without it it's like guys don't even like that kind of stuff you
know it's just this whole sucking system meant to oppress women it is [ __ ] up
i want to see you and the real you with all your freckles and your imperfections
i don't feel good did you get my glass of water yeah sure
are you [ __ ] kidding me hey hey you
hey hey there you are you fell asleep
feel better no you know i am i nearly didn't come out tonight and i am so glad that i did i feel
such a connection to you can you call me a cab you just got here oh no i need to go home no don't go
i need to go
hey neil yeah
he said i need to go home holy [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what is this you some kind of
psycho or something why'd you say that i just thought that you were drunk yeah really drunk
[ __ ] yeah well i'm not but that's good isn't it i think you should leave oh now you want me
to leave no i just i'm really high like i'm really [ __ ] high right now i don't know what i'm doing
i think you should go but a second ago you were determined for me to stay
you were pretty insistent actually i was a nice guy
are you i thought we had a connection i guess a connection okay
what do i do for a living sorry maybe that one's too hard how old am i
how long have i lived in the city
what are my hobbies
what's my name
all right all right [ __ ] i get your [ __ ] point
what do you want from me say that i'm an fine i'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh
why are you so freaked out now you really need to calm down
at least you didn't try and have sex with me while i was passed out you do get points for that a few
guys yeah they don't mind so much but you woke me up before putting your fingers inside me that was
sweet really trying to say that like a predator or something i don't know are you i'm a nice guy
you keep saying that but you're not as rare as you think you know how i know
oh because every week i go to a club and every week i act like i'm too drunk to stand and every
[ __ ] week a nice guy like you comes over to see if i'm okay
you want to [ __ ] me still no thank you
man no one ever does careful next time you go out neil your novel sounds terrible by the way
you