- [Producer] Do you like alcohol?
- Love me some alcohol.
I don't know if you know this about me,
but I do enjoy a tipple.
Yeah.
- [Producer] And do you like spicy things?
- Depends on how spicy it is.
(surf music)
(fire crackles)
- I love alcohol, I hate spicy.
Why are doing this to me?
- I don't wanna judge it in case,
but if they go messing around
with ghost peppers and all this shit.
- Ah, yeah.
- Why would you ruin alcohol?
- This could go well, 'cause generally with like cocktails
and stuff, sometimes those sharper tastes
kind of get masked a little bit.
But, knowing The TRY Channel,
it's probably going to be awful and terrible
and incredibly spicy.
(Colin laughs)
(surf music)
- It smells nice.
- It smells just like cider.
It doesn't smell like danger.
- This isn't "Beer mixes."
(Colin laughs)
It's spicy alcohol mixes.
And you didn't need to, where you...
Looks like you forgot to put some spice
in the beer, the alcohol.
(Colin laughs)
- Well you've broken Colin, Seán.
I hope you're happy.
- I feel like giving you a hug here.
It's just, I feel like this is the closest
I've got to a pub.
- You know what? Yeah. I can smell cider though.
I'm not a big fan.
- I love fucking cider!
- Do ya?
- Not fucking it. I just love cider.
(Martin chuckles)
- There is something on the on the nose
that is kind of hurting the back of my throat.
- Yeah, so in the Before Times, you're in a pub
and then you get this put down in front of you.
- Mm-hmm.
- And you go, "It's good, but I just wish it was spicy."
I think, in a way, like we always said that
every time you do get a pint.
- Yeah. Well, "Spice my pint, if that ain't good."
That saying. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Where did come?
- Yeah!
- It was when people used to drink pints with spice.
- It doesn't smell spicy.
Yeah. So...
(glass thunks)
- I'm not getting any, what?
- That's nice. It hasn't got no spice at all.
- This is fine.
- It's got a bit of a taste.
- This is absolutely fine.
- I'm not getting any spice. And it's also-
- Like a slightly dulled beer?
- Yeah! A slightly dulled-
- So it's like, you're not getting the beer
and you're not getting the spice.
- [Producer] So, in this,
there is a shot of Stoli Hot Vodka.
- Mm, maybe another shot.
- Vodka and cider?
That's the more concerning to me-
- Yeah.
- Than the jalapeno. I'm like, "Uh oh."
- Secret vodka, never a good thing.
- So is there a name of this drink?
- [Producer] The kooky thing about TRY videos,
where we do mixes.
- Just, throw shit together.
When it comes to The TRY Channel,
any old shit will do.
(Dermot laughs)
- Movie magic, folks.
- Look at him go.
(glass thunks)
(lips smack)
Any spice?
- No. (Martin laughs)
I'm ready to try the next one though.
- Are you starting us off
like real easy and then just gonna make it way worse?
- Don't nod like that. - Fantastic.
(surf music)
- Seán! Seán, drink more water, will ya?
Jesus Christ.
- Jesus.
- Well done for filling both glass, though.
- Yeah.
I'll say that much worth.
At the same time, drink more water.
- A weird version of MiWadi from hell.
- Yeah.
- I don't like the smell.
- Oh, it smells like dishwater.
- Dishwater. - Yeah.
- Alcoholic dishwater.
- Just to clarify.
(Colin coughs)
Let's hear about it, it's not Seán's piss.
Is it, maybe it is.
- Why you-
- I don't know, it's not terrible!
(Colin laughs)
- Why do you always do this.
Something smells awful, and you go in for seconds
and thirds and fourths.
Why do you put it up your nose?!
You, aw God, I can't even do anything to save him!
He's a lost cause!
- Oh, I think its, is a Corona?
Or what's the one you thing in?
- I don't know.
- I really don't like how it smells.
It does smell like-
- It kind of smells like bleach.
- Cleaning liquid. Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Which, you know, normally I love.
- Look, the good side is, okay,
is that it didn't burn my nose, so surely it's not that...
Ah!
(producer laughs) - Great.
Can't wait to try this one!
- Yeah. Cheers.
- Cheers.
- That's not nice.
That's not nice at all.
(Dermot grunts)
- [Producer] That's Ancho Reyes chile liqueur
mixed with lemon and Corona beer.
- Oh.
- Oh! - Oh, okay.
It does have a bit of a, kinda
(Seán coughs)
To the back of the throat.
- [Producer] Yeah.
- Hold on, let me sniff it through my nose again, first.
- No!
(both laugh)
- It's not even spicy, you just taste chili.
- Yeah, like-
- Or, not chili, but you just, you know.
You know there's something wrong with it.
- This isn't something people would make.
- No, I wouldn't recommend this.
It's not awful. It is not spicy.
- Big gulp. Do you want, both of us, big gulp.
- Big gulp.
(glasses thunk)
- Yeah. That's not great.
- Whatever every single part of this
that you have put into this, you've ruined all of them.
- Bland.
- Mm.
- Not in the sense of flavour, but like dead.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Like a dead pint.
- But so dead you could probably drink it in one.
- No, I would die.
(both laugh)
I would die.
- I want something that tastes delicious
so that I want more of it and then it's spicy,
so I'm like fighting my urge to drink it.
This is disgusting and I do not want more,
but it has nothing to do with the spiciness.
- Maybe this time-
- This time we'll understand what it is.
- It'll be good. It'll be-
- Oh, it'll be good this time!
- Yeah, I think-
- We'll understand it more.
- Third time's the charm.
- Third time's the charm. When is it not?
- Yeah.
- When is it not?
(glasses thunk)
You know, as I drank
that I remembered so many threequels that were terrible.
You know how there was the "Mad Max" trilogy,
and then years later came the fourth part.
There was the fifth "Die Hard."
"Fast and the Furious" franchise didn't get good
until after the fifth one.
So let's keep on going, baby!
(intense music)
(Dermot whimpers)
No, the fifth "Die Hard" was actually the worst of the lot.
(Colin retches)
Now, I wanna make it clear,
we're not reacting this way over the spiciness,
it's over just the overall general rankness
of the fucking thing.
It is gack!
- It's pure gack. It's Nickelodeon Gak.
(Dermot burps)
(Dermot whimpers)
(surf music)
- The head is shit, Seán.
- It's not great.
- I've had better pints of Guinness in London.
- Just looking at the angle of your pint,
I'm seeing a redness that shouldn't be there.
- Like just on the meniscus?
- Yeah, do you see that? Yeah.
- On the meniscus of that-
- Sure. - There you go.
The smartest word of this video, meniscus.
- Meniscus.
Suck my meniscus.
- Foreign Extra's a delicious Guinness.
Really nice.
Really nice for festival, 'cause can drink it warm.
- I've never had it.
- It's very, it's really nice, but it is strong.
- Oh, this is fierce scent of that.
- Chin-chin.
- Sláinte.
- I'm gonna judge from you.
I want see what you say.
- It's not bad.
- Not bad?
- It's not bad.
(Dermot whimpers)
- Oh!
- Oh. - Oh no.
- Here's the thing here-
- Oh, that is spicy!
- That does taste nice.
- What the fuck is that?
(Martin laughs)
- You've ground something up and just fucking poured it in.
(Dermot yells)
- Oh.
- Very pleasant. - Yeah.
- Did you come up with this?
- Did you?
This is a really good. - Very nice.
- I've had worse pints of Guinness, to be fair.
I went to an Irish pub in Spain,
worse Guinness than this.
- Now will ya, come on.
- Swear to God.
- Serious?
- Some place called Murphy's in Malaga.
(Jamie laughs)
And I'll tell you what, it was much worse than this.
- Do you know what this tastes like?
And I'm not even joking at this point,
this taste like, do you know when you've been on the lash
as a 18 year old?
Like, you're out on your 18th birthday,
and everyone's buying ya a drink,
and there's all sorts of different drinks.
They're buying your pints,
they're buying a shots,
they're buying you cocktails,
they're buying you mixes.
And then at the end of night you say,
"I'm having a great time"
and then puke your fucking guts out.
(Colin retches)
And then, once you're done and you swallow,
that's what that tastes like.
- Kind of feel bad for shitting on the last two.
- I know, same.
I was like, "Fuck, he went through so much work."
- I was like, "He seems very upset
that we're not into it."
- That we're not liking these.
(both laugh)
- Now he's like, look how proud he is.
- Yeah.
And then he's like, "It's gonna get worse as time goes on."
(Damon laughs)
I was like, "This is lovely though."
- [Producer] How does it compare to the cider and the beer?
- Worst of the three.
I just have to be honest here, and, for me, that's awful.
(Jamie burps)
(Martin laughs)
Makes me gag every time I take...
(Jamie retches)
Fucking hell.
- Jesus, Jamie, you might put someone off
their spicy Guinness.
Dunno about you Jamie,
but it's a 10 out 10 from me.
(surf music)
(fire crackles)
- Really stepping it up
- Really going fancy.
- in the spicy alcohol mixes game here.
- [Producer] This is Prosecco and Naga Chili Vodka,
which is 500,000 Scoville.
- You dirty bastard. - Wow.
And I know you're wearing a mask,
but I can tell you're smiling.
- Yeah.
- He's giving you your favourite thing
and your least favourite thing.
- I know 'cause I was like, "Yay! Oh!"
- Seán giveth, and Seán taketh away.
- [Producer] I've given you half a shot each.
I'm being kind.
- I know what Sean's talking about here.
And on the bottle, it actually says
"This is not intended to drink a full shot of."
- Mm.
- Yeah.
- So, we're burnt out, 'cause we have half one each.
- Exactly.
- You're gonna look really fancy holding this glass
while shitting yourself.
(Jamie laughs)
You won't even mind, but you know. Whatever.
- Oh my God.
- Yeah? You doing well?
- Just smelled it.
- Eh, that's--
(Seán coughing)
- My God.
- That's doing something weird up there.
- [Producer] I will say to you both that
Jamie and Martin finished their glasses.
- Did they?
- Well, luckily I'm not here on the internet
to prove I'm cool.
I know I'm not cool.
- I am!
- Oh my God.
(Dermot slurps)
(Dermot stutters)
- That's fucking hot.
(surf music)
- Luckily I'm not here on the internet
to prove that I'm cool.
I know I'm not cool.
- Oh, fucking hell!
- I've lived on this Earth for 28 years
(Dermot yells)
and I know that nothing I do will make me cool.
So...
- Oh fuck. I made a huge mistake.
- So immediately, immediately it happens.
- Oh my God. Oh my God!
- Yeah. I was gonna say, I have yet to try it.
So just for, at least us being on the same wavelength.
(Dermot yells)
Oh.
- Is there any milk? Is there any milk?
I'm not even joking. Is there any milk?
I need milk right now.
- Prosecco's a bit dry.
- You fuck.
- The last one was real nice,
and you fucking tricked us.
- Half a million Scovilles,
why didn't I think that'd be hot?
You know?
(Jamie yells)
(Martin laughs)
Hold on. It's 'cause it's in me chest here.
(Jaime yells)
(Martin laughs)
- Jamie's trying to get rid of the ghost
from inside of his chest.
(Jamie coughs)
(Martin laughs)
- It's like someone,
a little man in my mouth
is stabbing me every time I take a sip.
- I kind of feel like "Mad Max 2"
actually wasn't really that bad.
So maybe we need to have another go of it, you know?
- No!
- No?
- Oh, you're fucking mental.
- This video will go out as a tribute to Jamie.
- And I loved yous all, I did.
(Martin laughs)
- Any last words?
- You should've subscribed.
(Martin laughs)
- But like, look how deceptive that is.
You could hand that to someone
and like ruin their life.
- Oh, ruin their night. A 100%.
- Oh, night, I was like life,
like their entire life, ruined.
- If I ever have a bad time with me life-
- Mm.
- I'd love you just to be there,
'cause you're just the most,
you're actually the most, word, like-
- Why you doing a Nazi salute?
- You're just on the same level.
(both laugh)
(Jamie farts)
- Oh my God.
Anybody hear that?
- No, no, no, no, nobody heard it, nobody heard it.
No, no, no!
(Jamie laughs)
- That's two.
That's your thing now.
- You fucking insane person.
(Dermot retches)
(glass thumps)
(Dermot hiccups)
(Colin coughs) (producer laughs)
(glasses thunk)
(Martin coughs)
- I heard cough from him,
that's fucking pushing the boundaries.
Oh, there's more than a cough.
Fucking, that's the most I've ever seen you react to anything.
- I'm just very emotional right now.
- I think it's really good.
I think everyone should be drinking this.
- [Producer] Could you see Naga Chili Vodka
Prosecco being a-
- No!
- [Producer] A new popular thing at parties?
- We're legends, Jamie. It's all right.
- Are we legends now? Well-
- Look, we look really cool. Don't we?
- Jamie finished this? His poor arsehole.
- A new popular thing at sharties?
You know, those gatherings
where everyone just shits themselves?
- I just got off my meds for a fucking couple of days.
I'll have a sharty at my place.
- You'd be great at a sharty.
- I'd be very good at a sharty.
- Yeah, you know in "Alien,"
when the alien like gets cut
and it bleeds through the different floors?
That's kind of, that-
- Honest to God.
- That's what it feels like.
- I actually can't give it a 10 out of 10.
- Oh!
- I actually can't.
- Oh!
- It's unpleasant.
- Oh!
- It's a 9 out of 10.
- Oh my fucking God!
It's history made here on The TRY Channel.
- You know what I don't get when we do spicy videos?
- What's that?
- People always comment like,
"I'd love to see a part two the next day
when they're on the toilet."
(both laugh)
And I'm like, "Do you really wanna see
six Irish people sitting on a toilet going,
'Oh my God, just keep it together!'"
Do you really wanna see that?
I don't think you do.
- [Producer] So guys, now that you've had four varieties
of spicy alcohol mixes, what do you think?
- I think there's something wrong with you.
I don't know what it is.
The evidence is there- - Yeah.
- But we don't know what the cause.
- You know what?
I think I liked alcohol before this.
And now, I'm just not sure.
- [Producer] Do you think the spiciness
mixes well with the alcohol?
- No. - No. Of course not.
(producer giggles)
- [Producer] What about the spicy stout?
- That's the stupidest question-
- [Producer] What about the spicy-
- I've ever been asked on a TRY video.
- [Producer] What about the spicy-
- Don't try and talk over this.
Yeah, you better keep this in.
- [Producer] What about the spicy Guinness?
(Martin laughs)
- You're an idiot!
I hate you.
(both laugh)
- [Producer] But what about the spicy Guinness?
- What a ridiculous concept.
- Nobody liked the spicy
and nobody will ever like spicy-
- No one's ever done this in real life.
- [Producer] Yeah, any final-
- Yeah, any thoughts?
- [Producer] Any final thoughts?
- Do you guys wanna take some home with ya maybe?
Will you wanna do a little doggie bag, take it to go?
(Seán laughs)
- Hey, thanks for watching today's video, guys.
Like what you saw? - Hey.
- Why don't like and subscribe
if you'd like to see us eat more spicy stuff.
I'm sure there's a link to a spicy playlist or something.
But, maybe you don't want to watch those.
Why not watch something else?
When I say something else,
I mean the other video that's linked here.