Mark: Today, what we're going to have a bit of fun.
I'm going to tell you five of the best one liners that I've had women say to me on dates
that I hated but secretly loved.
The cool thing is they'll spice up your dates and they'll even make you more attractive
in the process.
I think most importantly though, they're entertaining for you.
So my advice would be go through the video and of the five, pick just one or two that
you really love, that you find entertaining and use those on your dates.
That way you get a laugh and if he finds it funny, that really becomes just a bonus.
Mark: Number one, "I bet you can't."
Jermia: I bet that you can't figure out how those two met.
Jermia: I bet you can't beat me in a game of foosball.
Mark: Oh, you are on.
Mark: Yeah, I think I'll go alright.
Jermia: Okay, well, I bet that you can't get that way there to give us a free drink.
Mark: Challenge accepted.
Mark: If you want to get a guy qualifying himself to you, challenge him a little bit
and just have more fun on your dates,
this is a great line. "I bet you can't _____."
Just slap whatever you think is fun on the end.
It's a really good way to have a laugh and spice up your dates.
Mark: Number two, "Sorry about my husband."
Mark: so you've got a...
Jermia: I'm so sorry about my husband, everyone.
I mean, he's just making a mess of himself all the time.
Mark: Alright, important question for you.
That's going to determine this, vanilla or chocolate?
Jermia: Chocolate on a Monday.
The rest, vanilla.
Jermia: I'm so sorry about my husband.
I mean we had just been bickering constantly and he just will not let things go.
Mark: Oh sorry.
Jermia: I'm so sorry about my husband.
He's super uncoordinated.
Mark: When a woman did this to me, I really did find it highly entertaining.
You have to deliver it correctly and you could freak a guy out if you don't do that.
I think though, the cool thing about this is, is it takes things so far that it becomes
funny again and you can pull this one out anytime you're bickering like a married couple,
anytime he just does something silly.
It's a really good way to make fun of a guy in such an extreme way that as long as you
deliver it reasonably well, it will be a good laugh for both of you.
Mark: Number three is a genuine compliment and then a tease of his personality, so it
looks something like this.
Jermia: I'm not going to lie,
you have got great arms.
I mean like your personality, I could give or take but... great arm.
Mark: I'm going to take that as a compliment.
Mark: Yes, so that's basically the plan.
Jermia: You know, your ambition is actually really sexy.
I mean like your personality is ... but your ambition is sexy.
Mark: Yeah right, thank you, I think.
Mark: Yeah you know, I think I'll go alright.
Jermia: You've got a really nice smile.
I mean the jury's still out on your personality, but your smile's alright.
Mark: Yeah, right?
Mark: Again, delivery is important, and you've got to make sure you maintain eye contact
and deliver it in the in the right way.
Jermia demonstrated that.
If you nail this one, it just allows you to give a really strong, genuine, honest compliment
without worrying about freaking him out at all.
Number four is blame him for everything.
This isn't so much a liner as just a really fun little way to amuse yourself and gauge
his reaction when you say something ridiculous.
Let's say you spill food on yourself, right?
Spill food on yourself or you trip over or you just do anything that is clearly not his
responsibility and then blame him for it.
It looks something like this.
Jermia: Look at this mess that you have made me make.
Mark: That I made you make?
Jermia: Hmm yeah,
Mark: You made that all on your own.
Jermia: No, no.
See you invited me on this date, and I think it's about time you take responsibility for
your actions, Mark.
Mark: The cool part is what you're actually doing with this is you're making fun of people
who don't take responsibility in their lives because it's so ridiculous.
So ironically, what this joke actually demonstrates is that you're the type of woman who is aware
of that and who does take responsibility in her life, which is really attractive.
And number five, tell him he's stealing your limelight.
Mark: And that is why cats can actually drink sea water.
That's cool, they?
Jermia: Yeah, it is cool.
But you need to settle down because I'm supposed to be the brains and the looks and everything
else and you're just supposed to be Mark.
Mark: When did we establish this?
Jermia: Ages ago.
Mark: Yeah, so I'd probably say that would be my favorite thing about being a vet.
Jermia: Damn it!
Stop saying attractive things.
I'm trying to play it really aloof and cool.
Mark: Hold this for a moment.
Jermia: Yep. All alright.
Mark: So what else, plans for this weekend?
Jermia: I got plenty going on, actually. I've got.., Whoa!
Settle down. Put the guns away. I'm the attractive one here.
Mark: This is a great one again, to compliment him while also having a laugh between the
two of you.
I really like it because it shines a lot on that awkward part of the date, which is when
you like each other, you're both trying to act kind of cool and aloof, so you shine a
light on that and you actually build rapport over that skeleton in the corner of the room.
You actually build rapport and connection over that and have a laugh together about it.
Mark: Well, that's the video.
Like I say, my advice would be to just pick your favorite one or two that you find highly
entertaining and have a bunch of fun with those.
If he guy responds, great.
You guys have similar sense of humors.
If not, you've got some entertainment out of it, so that's still a win.
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Bloopers Jermia: I bet that you can't figure out how those two met.
Prison.
Mark: Correct.
You've done well.
Have you done this before?
Jermia: Yeah. Oh, I met them in prison.
Mark: You met them...?
Jermia: When I was in prison, yeah. That's...
highway robbery.
Oh, that boy can get fee drinks.
I'm defo no slave with him.
Mark: Hey, there was an extra piece of watermelon in that last scene.
Jermia: Oh they were everywhere!
Jermia: To say, yeah, I'm an oil painting.
Matt: That sounds like something else.
Jermia: It sounds exactly like something he would say because it is something that you
have said many times to me.
Jermia: Yeah right!
That was the shittest is drop I've ever seen in my life.
I was like, Whoa, take me if you like.
Jermia: Look away! Hide the children.