[music playing]
[laughing]
Did you know you're my best friend?
No way.
Stop, Patrick, don't touch it!
This isn't the carnival, Patrick!
Those are hooks!
Mr. Krabs says they're really dangerous!
Did he say you shouldn't climb on top of them and ride them like a horsey?
- Well, no... - Whee!
I guess he didn't!
[laughing]
High ho, silver fish, away!
[laughing]
- Ready? - Ready?
- Geronimo! - Geronimo!
[cheering]
This is more fun than double over time at the Krusty Krab.
[laughing]
Where's your best friend now, SpongeBob?
Well, according to this t-shirt, it says my best friend is right here!
How about now?
Right by my side!
[laughing]
[music playing]
Hi, Patrick.
Hey, SpongeBob.
[laughing]
24.
[giggling]
- Hey, Patrick. - What?
I thought of something funnier than 24.
Let me hear it.
25.
[laughing]
[cheering]
Come one, Barnacle Boy, there's evil afoot!
Leaping lampreys, Mermaid Man, I'm right behind you!
[music playing]
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy spot their arch-enemy, Reflecto!
Up to no good!
Fun, fun.
You know what this means.
Donuts!
[gasping]
By the power of Neptune!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!
[laughing]
[straining]
[crashing]
Guess what, Squidward?
Me and SpongeBob are friends again!
Great, go be friends somewhere else!
Act normal.
[screaming nonsense]
Wow, street performers!
[cheering]
- It's not working! - It's not working!
♪ It's the best friends forever Best friends forever ring ♪
Our friendship ring!
I made you this, pals forever!
How's that?
Yeah!
- Ready, buddy? - Ready, pal!
[screaming]
I wanna be Dirty Dan!
What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
I'm dirty.
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
[groaning]
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
I'm Dirty Dan!
[tearing]
[growling]
Which one of you fellas is the real Dirty Dan?
Er... I am.
[screaming]
It looks a little dusty around table three.
- How about if you sweep it out? - What's the point?
- I can't do anything right! - You'll be fine!
[scraping]
Hey, pal... you just blow in from Stupid Town?
Keep trying, Patrick!
I have a confession to make,
I was really scared about going on this ride.
Me too!
I didn't know how to tell you because... well I didn't wanna disappoint you.
I didn't want you to be disappointed in me!
But now we don't have to face our fears, the ride is broken!
- Yeah! - Oh, wait, it's fine.
- Huh? - Have fun.
[screaming]
- So what do you say, buddy, friends? - Friends.
- You're my best friend ever. - You too, Patrick.