- [Narrator] Previously on Try.
(upbeat music)
- Talk like Yoda, I must.
- Yoohoo! Big summer blowout.
- Ah, I do, love. Ah.
- Why do you scream at the point of orgasm?
- Ghostbusters!
- I dunno how I feel because like, why would you fill us--
you filled this with whiskey, right?
You've given us beers,
and now you want us to do some geography?
- I feel invincible. (Martin laughing)
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- So do you know that episode of Friends
where Ross absolutely shits himself
because he wants to have that trip.
- The 50 states. - Yeah.
We're gonna have that moment.
- Now here's the thing.
I love you both. - Yes.
- And you know me very well.
And you know I'm shite at geography.
So he put me in this video on purpose.
- If you asked a man from Arkansas where Leitrim was.
(laughing) - Yeah.
- Like, come on. Is he gonna know?
- He's, he's not gonna know. - No way.
- He won't know and he won't care.
- Exactly.
- Like Americans always go,
"America's the greatest country in the world."
In Ireland we're like,
"Ah, we'll be happy to be in the top 20."
- Yeah, exactly.
- This one is- - California.
- Oh, hang on.
I actually know that that's Florida.
It looks like, oh, wait.
It's Italy that looks like a boot.
So actually no, now I'm not sure.
- So Clare says Italy.
So we're gonna go with Italy.
- This way around it looks like Marge Simpson.
- It does look like Marge! Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
- I was in San Francisco.
You were too, actually.
We were in San Francisco together.
It's the state-
- I still don't know what San Francisco looks like though.
- Yeah. But it's in California.
I think it's California. - No, it's not.
San Francisco's it's own state.
- San Francisco's not! (laughing)
San Francisco's in California.
Aggh! (laughing)
- There's no way that's near the top,
because the coastline of any country ever
is never that straight down and straight again.
That's the state line right there.
It's in the west, right?
So this is west coast.
Is this the state of New York?
- The state of your fucking guess.
- [Seán] You were right bout everything there
until you said the state of New York.
- Oh no. That's in the east, isn't it?
- I think it's California.
I think it's California.
- Let's call it Cali.
- [Seán] Are you gonna go with California?
- Yeah, we're going with Cali.
- So I'm saying California. - Okay. I'll go with that.
- I'm gonna say it's it's California.
'Cause this is San Francisco.
That's San Francisco, isn't it?
- San Fran, baby.
- [Seán] It's California.
(both cheering)
- [Colin] It's California. - Yes!
- It's gotta be.
- [Seán] This is California. (both cheering)
- Martin! Yeah, we did.
- Don't take this personally, 'cause I'm very drunk
and I like you very much, but like
are you fuckin' taking the piss?
- We don't have that in Ireland though.
We have no straight lines. - No.
It's like- (making choppy noises)
"That's my land," "No, it's mine," "No, it's yours."
Arm wrestle, and then someone wins,
so the land goes out here. - Yeah.
- Then up the road, someone else will lose an arm wrestle
and they lose a bit of land in Tipperary.
- [Seán] First letter is I.
- Illinois. No, this is not Chicago.
- It's not Chicago. Chicago's in little eh...
- What else is I?
- I think this is one of the states that I don't know.
(Clare laughing)
- It looks like a bit of a donger, doesn't it?
- A donger? Yeah. (laughing)
- Doesn't it?
- Yeah. It's it's a real ball sack of a place,
if ever there was one.
- I would've said that this was Arizona.
- Is it? Is it Illinois?
- [Colin] First letter of this state is I.
- Iowa! - [Colin] No.
- Okay, okay. We know it's not Iowa.
- I get so competitive.
- Arizona, Arkansas.
It's not Texas 'cause Texas has a little chimney on it,
looks like a little steam boat, it's great.
- No, Illinois' in Chicago.
- [Seán] Is that the answer you wanna give?
- We'll go Illinois.
- I'm gonna go with Illinois. - Yeah, Illinois!
- [Seán] It's Illinois. (both cheering)
- Two out of two!
- [Colin] Second letter of this state: L.
- Oh? - [Colin] L.
- I... Chicago, Illinois!
Yeah!
- Is this Indiana?
- [Seán] This is Illinois.
- Callyann, can I say we've got 2 out of 2?
- We've got 2 out of 2.
- We're doing pretty fuckin' good.
- The state of that t-shirt. Ey?
Is it bad, yeah?
- We're doing states. 'Cause we're doing states.
- Oh. Now I get it. (laughing)
- That is absolutely Texas.
- It's not Texas.
- There's no way that a coastline
is that naturally straight.
- No. - Right?
So we can assume that this is not north.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna say this is Ohio.
- I wanna say this is Ohio as well.
- Can we ask, is this a landlocked state?
- [Colin] Yep! - Oh my God!
- That's gerrymandering! That has to be gerrymandering.
- I had an uncle with a goatee who looked a bit like this.
His nickname was Pennsylvania,
but I don't know if that's relevant.
(both laughing)
- My uncle's name was Derek Pennsylvania.
But I dunno if that's just the odd shape of his head.
He used to scare us at Christmas.
We'd be terrified that uncle Derek Pennsylvania
would come to our gaff. (laughing)
- But Ohio, is Ohio...?
- I'm gonna say Maine. - Go Martin, yes.
- Lock it in.
- Missouri. - Missouri. This is Missouri.
- That's the Willy of the state.
- Seán. (laughing)
- [Seán] This is... Missouri.
- Oh.
(screaming) - Yes!
- Let's lock in Ohio.
What is it? - [Colin] It's Missouri.
- Missouri!
- It's actually not Missouri. Do you know what it is?
(laughing) - What?
- It's Missour-ah. - Yeah.
- Hi, welcome to Missour-ah.
- [Seán] We're gonna get a call, it's be like
"I think someone's being murdered."
(Callyann laughing)
- Next state.
- This is like beef jerky, which we've had a lot of.
- This to me, looks like Hawaii.
- They're gonna be mad at us in the comments.
They're gonna be like,
"I can't believe they hadn't a clue where anything was."
- Yeah.
Well, you point out Limerick on the map.
- Point out Limerick, right?
- Okay. Is this a Northern state?
- [Colin] Nope. - Like, I'm sorry.
- We don't use north, south, east and west here in Ireland.
- Like, Alaska is north.
- Is it Alabama?
- [Seán] So this one's landlocked.
- It is landlocked, oh really? Okay.
- Well, you know when you think of America
you think of Southern, Southern America
like Oklahoma, Kentucky, Tennessee.
- Where did Kenny Powers go surfing...
(Martin laughing)
In Eastbound and Down?
Oh, Myrtle Beach.
- [Seán] Remember I told you this is a landlocked one?
- Yeah. Oh, oh yeah. (both laughing)
- Oh, Touché.
- Okay. Are we going with Kentucky or Georgia?
- No, can we not do both and then we win if it's either?
- No, I think we gotta pick one together.
- Ah! (both laughing)
- Tennessee. - Tennessee.
- You see the south, this is Tennessee.
- Gotta be Tennessee.
- [Seán] It is... not Alabama.
- Fuck! (laughing)
- [Seán] It's Tennessee. - God damn!
- Try Georgia.
- [Colin] Wrong! It's Tennessee.
- No! - Is that what you said?
- No, we were both wrong.
- There's some people from Tennessee
who like to one up your story.
Do you know what I mean?
So if you tell them that you went to Tennessee,
they'll tell you that they went to "Elevenessee."
(rimshot) - Ey! Ey!
- When we said Alabama, we meant Tennessee though.
- Kal-El and Jor-El. It's a Superman logo, no?
- Okay. - Calabasas.
- It's not a fucking state, Callyann.
- Is it not? - No.
I think this is Pennsylvania - Pennsylvania.
- [Seán] It is not Pennsylvania.
- I reckon if there was a state shape,
(mumbling) (Martin laughing)
If there was a state dressed like... Dressed like?
If there was a state that was shaped like a love heart,
I reckon I would know. - Yeah.
- Is the name of the state one word or two words?
- What state is two words?
- [Colin] Well this state is two-
- New Mexico.
- [Colin] This state is two words.
- Did you just say the state's two words?
- [Colin] This state is two words.
- Is it New Mexico? - [Colin] Nope.
- North Dakota. - North Dakota.
South Dakota.
- North Dakota, North Dakota, North Dakota.
- [Seán] Is that your final answer?
- South Dakota, South Dakota, South Dakota.
- It's not South, it's not South. It can't be South.
- Pennsylvania. - Penn State!
- [Colin] No! - Oh.
- Michigan.
- New England! - [Colin] Noooo!
- That's it, I'm out. I'm out.
- [Colin] I don't think New England is a state.
I think it's an area.
Is that your final answer?
- No. South Dakota, South Dakota.
- North Carolina, South Carolina.
- I'm thinking North Carolina.
- I'm thinking South Carolina.
- [Seán] What's your final answer?
- Were we liking New Jersey? - Yeah. 100%.
- [Colin] Are you locking in New Jersey?
- Let's lock in New Jersey. - I'm convinced.
- [Colin] You're locking it in.
You're wrong.
- No! What is it?
- [Colin] It's South Carolina.
- No, it's Caro- (paper ripping)
- Okay, John, I'm gonna leave it with you.
- No, no, no, no. - I believe you.
- You know what?
North Carolina. Final answer.
- North Carolina.
- [Seán] It's South Carolina.
(both groaning and laughing)
- I dunno. - South Carolina.
- It's South Carolina.
- [Seán] It's South Carolina.
(both cheering)
- Where's the North Carolina? Where's the East Carolina?
Where's the West Carolina? That's what I wanna know.
- [Colin] Okay. Next state guys.
- Ah.
- Yeah, now easy.
Boxville. (Martin laughing)
The state of Boxville.
- One thing that I find very interesting about America
is how square the middle states are.
- Yeah, why are they like that?
- That's ludicrous. That's actually a joke.
That looks like a fucking block.
- That's the right? - This is the right way.
- Why is it so boxy?
- [Colin] Okay. It's near Texas.
- What's near Texas?
Is Nevada a state?
- No, Nevada in Arizona right?
- [Colin] No, Nevada is a state.
(both laughing)
- You fucker. - I'm so bad at this.
- New Jersey.
New Jersey.
- [Seán] Is that your final guess?
- No, no, no, no, no.
New Hampshire, New Hampshire.
- [Seán] Is it New Jersey or New Hampshire?
- New Hampshire. - New Hampshire.
- New Mexico. - New Mexico.
- What other state has desert?
(whispering) - New Mexico.
- Let's guess that one.
- [Seán] It is... New Mexico.
- Oh!
You fucking prick!
- What happened to old Mexico?
- Yeah.
- [Seán] What's your final answer?
- New Mexico. - New Mexico.
- [Seán] It's New Mexico. (Callyann cheering)
- Cally-fucking-Ann!
- [Colin] It's New Mexico.
- Yeah!
Yes! (laughing)
- And it's seriously shaped like this?
- [Colin] Yep!
- This is SpongeBob under the sea.
- This is in the middle. - I actually don't know.
And I'm intrigued to know what it is because-
- [Colin] Next one, guys!
- We would all like to go-
Colin! Fuck off.
Colin, there's no way.
There's no way there's a state like this.
You're taking the piss. You're taking the piss.
- You're a prick. You're a bad man.
- [Colin] Clare, you have it on the wr-
you've to turn your 90 degrees.
(laughing) - How do you know?
How do you know what direction this should be?
- It's still a piss take.
- I don't know, Squaresville, USA.
I'm from Squaresville, Squaretana.
- [Seán] Begins with a C.
- Begins with a C?
- Chicago. No, that's not state.
- That's in the middle of America.
- Siri! (laughing)
- [Seán] Do you have your phone?
- [Both] No.
- [Seán] Are you using your phone in this game?
- [Both] No! - [Seán] Cheating!
You lose two answers.
- The Rock, The Rock used to come out and say,
"Finally, The Rock has come back! To..." blah blah blah,
and I'm running through all those places
that he used to go.
- [Both] This is Utah.
- If I ever seen Utah, this is Utah.
- [Seán] Èadaoin, put the phone away!
- What do we think it is?
- Like, how the fuck would I know?
- Colorado. - Oh.
- Lock it in, Alabama. - Alabama.
- [Colin] It's Colorado!
- No! - Never would have guessed it.
Never would have guessed it.
- This is Colorado.
- [Seán] I'm disqualifying you.
- No! It's not.
- [Seán] For using the phone!
- This one's easy.
You know what it is?
- Colorado.
- Colorado. You printed it twice.
- Colorado. So nice they printed it twice.
- Hold on, the fuck? Are they cheating?
- [Seán] They're different states.
- Colin. Colin, you have printed the same sheet twice.
- [Colin] No, that's the next state in the game.
- Colin, that's actually ludicrous.
That's another, that's an even straighter rectangle, Colin.
- [Colin] Exactly. So the other one was less straight.
- Okay fine, but there's no fucking way.
- This way? This way?
This way? Or, it doesn't even matter!
It's the same shape. (Martin laughing)
- You fully turned into the Rock.
- It doesn't matter what your shape is!
- Èadaoin, like. (giggling)
- I know.
- He said I said it recently.
- That's never gonna get us there.
- What did I say recently?
- Colin, you want to go home and we want to go home.
What is the first letter of it?
- So I said, what did I say recently?
And he, yeah, he just went, "What?"
- That doesn't help me. - No, no, no.
But I think it begins with W.
- Wyoming! Wisconsin!
Is Wyoming? It's Wyoming.
- Okay I'm gonna say Virginia. - Virginia.
- [Seán] It's Wyoming. - Fuck!
- Wyoming. - Wyoming, final answer.
- [Seán] It's Wyoming!
- Yes! It's Wyoming.
'Cause of the shape. - Yeah. Clearly.
Doesn't look like any of the other shapes we've had already.
- [Colin] It's Wyoming.
- Yeah! - Yes!
- Thank you very much.
Colin Regan who may or may not have led us into that answer.
- One more.
- [Colin] This is the final state guys. The final state.
One last state for all time.
- New York!
- That's New York. - [Seán] It's not New York.
- Oh.
- How'd you do that? How did you do that?
- Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
- Sure.
- [Colin] Philadelphia is not a state.
- Philadelphia's not a state. - What?
- What state is Philadelphia in?
- [Colin] What state is Philadelphia in?
- I dunno what state it's in.
- The reason you won't tell us is 'cause it's this state.
- You know what? Great state and all, but- wa-ta!
- [Seán] Do you give up?
- Yes. - Like Louisiana or something.
- [Seán] New York is kinda on top of it.
- Pennsylvania. - Pennsylvania.
- [Colin] I can tell you another show that is set.
- Okay. Okay. - Please.
- [Colin] The U.S Office.
- In Scranton, Pennsylvania!
Yes!
- Yay!
- We are Penn State! (singing notes)
- Is it Pennsylvania? - [Colin] It's Pennsylvania!
- Yeah!
- I cannot. Scranton.
Pennsylvania's in Philadelphia.
- [Colin] Other way around. (both laughing)
- I am less aware of how many states are in America
as much as Ross is from Friends.
However, I feel a bit more confident
that I know my Nebraska from my Ohio,
and that makes me happy.
- [Seán] Do you think you beat the other pairs?
- Easily.
Except one, there's one pair that I'm tricky about.
- Unless there's some cheating going on.
- Yeah. (Martin gasping)
- Did you see that?
- That being said, I think we did pretty well.
If we beat the other groups, good.
If we didn't, it's rigged. It was rigged and we were robbed.
- I think we did un-fucking-real.
I think we did unreal. Èadaoin does too.
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