-You have a wonderful special on Netflix.
Not one of your stand-up specials
but "A Sack-Lunch Bunch." -Oh, yeah.
-It was a -- I was lucky enough to meet the bunch.
We did, at 92nd Street Y. -You met the Bunch.
-And have you re-connected?
Have you been in contact with the Bunch during this time?
-Yeah, I've done a couple Zoom reunions with the Bunch.
And this is a group of 15 8- to 13-year-olds.
-[ Laughs ] -And they're my close friends.
So we -- [ Laughs ] We did a Zoom reunion,
and, uh, they --
I lost their attention quickly. -Gotcha.
-They were all -- I think they were playing "Animal Crossing."
And they all started talking about that.
And they were excited when I came into the Zoom room,
but then I just became another box in the corner,
struggling, struggling to get their attention.
They've been creative over -- during this time.
They're out of school.
Some of them are like, "We're on Broadway, anyway,"
so they're already out of school.
But now they're home, and, uh...
they have been drawing me in a variety of ways.
-Yeah. What is a VSCO drawing, if we show it real quick?
-A VSCO girl... -Okay.
-...is a type -- Do you want me to explain
what a VSCO girl is first? -That'd be helpful, I think.
-Okay. I don't know.
-Okay. -The closest I can get is,
I think it's like what you and I
would've called, like, a valley girl.
-Okay. Yeah. -Okay, I'll read you
some descriptions from "New York Magazine."
A VSCO girl is a manic pixie eco-warrior.
You got that? -Okay.
-Otherwise known as an annoying, white helpless romantic.
They wear Brandy Melville crop tops
and oversized T's that eclipse their jean shorts.
And they wear a lot of scrunchies.
-All right. -Okay?
And their catchphrase is "And I oop," or "Sk-sk-sk-sk,"
which is S-K-S-K-S-K-S-K.
Which is supposed to mimic how they laugh, I guess.
-Okay. -And I don't --
I want to say this in a non-creepy way --
I'm deeply interested in the world of VSCO girls.
-Does it stand for something? Is it, like --
What is the name -- -Oh, VSCO is
a social-media platform where you can, like, photo edit.
-I see. Gotcha. -I don't know.
I'm repeating that like a parrot.
So, one young lady, Linder Sutton,
drew me as a VSCO girl.
She then deciphered the photo for me.
Which was that -- I'm carrying a hydro flask,
which is something VSCO girls do.
And I have a bunch of scrunchies,
'cause that's something VSCO girls do.
And I have Carmex, 'cause VSCO girls carry chapstick.
-Gotcha. All right. -And I have a square backpack,
'cause VSCO girls have those Fjallraven Dutch backpack.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right.
-That's a good pronunciation. -"Fah-jil-raven."
-What's it called? -Fjallraven?
I think it's pronounced "fall raven."
-So, I just said the "J." -Yeah, that's fine.
-All right, "Fah-jil-raven." Anyway, tomato, to-mah-to.
I'm a VSCO girl. [ Both laugh ]
-Are you productive at all? I think that there's sometimes
this burden of feeling like we should be doing more
with our quarantine going.
-Yeah, that's a strange burden we place on ourselves.
I mean, I'm pretty productive.
I'm watching "Housewives." -Yep.
-I'm -- I'm e-mailing, and I'm texting.
-You're cultivating that relationship
with those 8- to 13-year-olds.
-I've done a couple Zooms.
I don't like the way you described it.
[ Both laugh ]
And, you know, I will --
I'll make something
that's already been made by Trader Joe's.
I'll heat that up. -I see.
Gotcha, gotcha. All right.
-And I took a personality test while in quarantine.
-Called the Myers-Briggs test, which is like your name.
-[ Laughs ]
-Have you ever taken that test, by the way?
-I don't think I have. What did you end up with?
What was your -- -I am an ESFP.
-ESFP. -An ESFP.
Which is extroverted, sensing, feeling, and perceiving.
You want to know some characteristics of me?
-Yeah. -I mean, if you haven't
picked these up knowing me, you're a jerk, but...
"Where's the party?" Question mark.
"ESFPs love people, excitement,
telling stories, and having fun."
-Yeah. -Definitely me.
"The spontaneous, impulsive nature
of this type of personality is almost always entertaining.
And ESFPs love to entertain on stage..."
-Whoa! -"...or at work."
I guess same thing. -Yeah.
-"ESFPs sometimes think and talk
in more of a spider-web approach.
ESFPs often jump from thought to thought in mid-sentence...
[ Both laugh ]
...catching here and there in a manner that's
almost incoherent to the listener."
Have you found that out to be true hanging out with me?
-I've found that the more I hang out with you --
-Like, remember on writing nights?
Remember, like, those Tuesdays, when we would talk and talk?
That was pretty great, right?
-Yeah, yeah, that was fun -- -What were you saying?
-Yeah. [ Laughs ]
-And lastly, "Almost every ESFP loves to talk.
Some can be identified by the 20-minute conversation
required to ask or answer a simple factual question."
-Great. So that must be rewarding
when you take a personality test and then you feel like
it hit some of the marks.
-It hit way too many of the marks.
-Yeah. -Especially the 20 minutes
to answer one question. Like I remember someone
once asked me, "How did John F. Kennedy die?"
and it took me 17 minutes. -[ Laughing ]
Thank you for being here, buddy. -Thank you, Seth.
Great to see you. -All right. Stay healthy.
I love you, John. -Finish "The Thorn Birds."
I love you. Great to see you, buddy.
-All right. Talk to you soon.