Jackpot! Ice cream sandwich!
[humming]
[sighing]
Hmm. Ooh.
Nice and toasty in here.
I'll be back for you later.
Oh, Neptune, I'm melting.
Mr. Krabs' air conditioner must be malfunctioning!
He could be mildly comfortable!
[panting]
Uh.
No. Wait. Don't.
Ah! Mr. Krabs! Are you okay?!
Oh, speak to me.
[singing]
Squidward! You didn't tell me the circus was in town.
Ah! And it's in your house!
[mumbling]
Oh, good grief. It's not a circus, you clown!
It's an exterminator's fumigation tent.
Somebody's been feeding sea urchins in this neighborhood
and they invested my house.
[laughing]
Welcome, jellyfisher. You must be a newbie.
Huh? Jelly.
[stammering]
Jellyfishing!
[mumbling]
[music playing]
[mumbling]
Welcome, newbie.
[screaming]
Jelly hug.
[screaming]
Hm?
Nooooooooooo!
[everyone] Jelly Fishing. Jelly Fishing. Jel--
Chum Day. Tell me about Chum Day.
What's it like? What do you do?
I'll tell you all about it if you help me hide all these gifts.
Oh, boy! Chum Day. A brand new holiday! Okay, Gary, you can go home.
[meowing]
[door shutting]
[tires squealing]
Was that his car?
No.
[music playing]
Okay. Perfect!
[music playing]
[moaning]
[laughing]
Pay close attention, squirt. This is how you scare someone.
[laughing]
[meowing]
Huh?
Hmm.
[screaming]
Okay, my turn!
Shh. Someone's coming. Watch me scare this dummy real good.
[screaming]
We've stopped. It's all over! I'm back home!
[laughing]
[humming]
Wait a minute. That's the Earth. And that down there is the moon.
So, somehow the tree dome flew here.
Good Neptune, I'm falling!
Wait, if I remember my high school science,
on the moon, I'm much lighter than on Earth.
Which means, ha, this fall won't hurt me.
[mumbling]
[dinging]
I love working free overtime!
Like I love the sweet embrace of death.
Get inside you two, before Puff sees ya!
Ow!
SpongeBob, you're cooking a fancy pants dinner for me and Mrs. Puff.
I came prepared Mr. Krabs. Boom! Fancy pants for a fancy meal.
Ha! SpongeBob can't cook anything but grease trap muck.
He's not a gourmet like moi.
Not true! I can cook fancy food!
I once made a Krabby Patty with three buns.
I'm your best friend!
[humming]
[gasping]
Ah, your furry tummy feel like home.
Hey, SpongeBob. Why are you hugging the air?
Hey, Patrick. I'm not hugging the air, I'm hugging Cuddle E. Hugs.
Are you playing some kinda trick on me?
There's no one there.
Course there's someone here, he's my new best friend.
[groaning]
But I'm your best friend.
Oh, yes, you are but so is Cuddle E. Hugs.
And I have enough love in my heart for both of you.
No! I want all your love!
[growling]
Give me it!
[grunting]
SpongeBob's my best friend! Mine!
[grunting]
Give me his love!
[grunting]
[mumbling]
I have so many questions!
Meow. Lay 'em on me, PapaBob.
What do you dream about?
Meow. Mostly... I dream I'm flying above it all...
Oh, that's sweet.
...while I breathe fiery destruction upon my enemies.
[screaming]
Ooh.
What is it?
It's a portal to other worlds.
I built it to explore the universe.
Also for a quick trips to Texas
to pick up some of my favorite barbecue nuts.
- Yoink! - Oh!
Dad Nabbit, that ding dang nut stealing arm is back again!
[mumbling]
Oh.
[mumbling]
Ah!
[moaning]
[mumbling]
Ooh.
What the-- Nobody look down!
My leg! Of my pants!
Hmm.
[humming]
Seat yourself, sir. Be with you in a minute.
Patrick, you may feel a slight tickle.
Oh, I like tickles.
[grunting]
Okay, let's get a look at this.
Ha-ha, that was intense!
Oops, almost forgot!
Ha-ha. Ow!
You're going on a date with my wife, Karen.
There's a spill in the bathroom!
I need ya swabbing the deck, Mr. Squidward!
Hmm? SpongeBob, table eight needs more coral fries!
Hop to it, boy!
I'm hopping, sir.
My thirst is not yet quenched.
[moaning]
Tell me for the kajilianth time, how is this gonna work?
I'll show ya.
Ooh.
If you put your arms behind you, I can be your hands.
Oh, so when I scoop ice cream...
I'll do the scooping.
And when I give change...
I'll do the counting.
And when my butt itches...
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Ooh, hey, SpongeBob, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm just trying to fix this old alarm clock.
I'm gonna need that part you swallowed, by the way.
That's cool... just give me a couple of hours.
You know, I could totally fix your clock for ya.
[laughing]
Oh, I don't know, Patrick, ah, this clock means a lot to me and--
[mumbling]
Well, okay. Are you sure?
Absolutely. Don't you worry.
I promise to be super careful.
Uh. Mm. Uh.
- Boom! Uh! - Ah!
- Why won't you fix?! - Ah!
[screaming]
Ah. Sorry, SpongeBob, I couldn't fix it.
[Ghost Riders in the Sky playing]
Wow! Thanks, SpongeBob!
[Ghost Riders in the Sky playing]
Alright!
[Ghost Riders in the Sky playing]
[moaning]
[Ghost Riders in the Sky playing]
[laughing]
Baby?
Is this the baby?
No, I-I don't think so.
Oh, hmm, this looks like a nice baby girl.
She's nice, but she's not a baby.
Wait a minute.
Aw, I found the baby.
Ah.
Eek! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!
Patrick, all babies are beautiful, even the ugly ones.
We don't know what the baby's name is.
She looks like she's been in the tub too long.
Let's call her Baby Prunes.
What a pretty name, little Baby Prunes.
What is the proper procedure for making a right turn?
Ooh, hmm, hold on I'll check the textbook.
[screaming]
Ah. Your mirror and view, no. Proper seatbelt hygiene, no.
Assuming crash position.
[screaming]
Whoa! Whoa!
[screaming]
[gasping]
We didn't crash.
- Hooray! - Ooh!
Oh!
[whimpering]
Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob is up to more nonsense, again!
[grunting]
[sighing]
Two whole days without nonsense, it were a good run, Mr. Squidward.
But we both knew it couldn't last.
Here ya go, three dolly patties.
[laughing]
Ar ar ar ar ar!
[mumbling]
Can you stop playing dress up long enough to make some Krabby Patties?
Huh, guess that's me all over. Ha-ha.
[laughing]
You two look ridiculurous.
[mumbling]
Ha, you're your own worst enemy.
SpongeBob, from now on, baby sit off Krusty Krab property.
And Mr. Squidward, dress like SpongeBob on your own time.
[talking gibberish]
Patrick, I'm going in. Cover me.
I got ya, buddy!
[mumbling]
Boing!
What? Hey, where'd DoodleBob go?!
Over here.
Yipe! You let him go, Doodle!
[talking gibberish]
[shouting]
[bell chiming]
I simply cannot express my true feelings about your work.
Yes, I realize my artistic brilliance can be overwhelming.
Quite frankly... it stinks!
Yes, I know-- What? Now see here!
Maybe this museum is too low brow for this masterpiece!
[gasping]
How dare you! Uh! Be gone!
[mumbling]
And take your putrid painting with you!
It has no place in this museum's art collection!
Won't anyone save my precious painting?!
Got it!
Why couldn't it have been anyone else?
Now, rule number one of guarding is don't let visitors touch stuff.
No touchy, no feely, aye aye.
Rule number B... no running!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Single file children, single file.
[screaming]
But stampeding is just fine.
And the most important rule of all is don't let visitors steal stuff.
- If you see anybody suspicious, - Hehehe.
- you give 'em the old stink eye! - Hehehe.
Hmm.
[laughing]
Huh?
[mumbling]
No. Mama.
What are they doing, SpongeBob?
Just trying to live their lives, Patrick.
Just trying to their lives.
Poor little guys.
[mumbling]
Our world is just too big for them.
Hi, buddy.
[laughing]
You remembered my birthday!
[phone ringing]
[humming]
Will someone please answer this phone? I'm busy.
I'll get it, Squidward!
[mumbling]
Ah!
[mumbling]
Almost!
[mumbling]
Not that time! Oh!
[mumbling]
Krusty Krab.
[mumbling]
I'm sorry, we don't deliver to that neighborhood.
[laughing]
[panting]
[mumbling]
Hmm?
[laughing]
Whoo!
[laughing]
Ugh?
[laughing]
[panting]
Aren't you two done?
[everyone] Not yet!
[mumbling]
Ah, these drumsticks are harder to walk on that high heels.
Oh, it's all about balance.
There, now my nails are too pretty to bite.
Hmm?
[meowing]
What's that?
Oh, what a great idea, Gary!
A walk would really clear my head.
[humming]
[meowing]
Thanks for the ol' tooth scrubbing! Bye!
Sandy, Gary has a new translating collar.
Meow. Hello, hairy astronaut lady.
How do you do, little fella?
You know, same show, different day.
Isn't it amazing?
Ay, that ain't nothing.
I invented a nut translator ages ago.
The pistachios are all out to get me! Ya can't trust 'em.
They're working for the peanut mafia!
Haha. Walnuts are extra nutty.
[rooster crowing]
Voila!
Our first new animals!
[laughing]
Ooh, ooh, I get to name 'em!
Um, your name is Sauce Pan!
Your name is Butt Creek and your Debbie!
[moaning]
Oh, I forgot they're bubbles!
[crying]
Don't be a dope! Try extra strength soap!
[clucking]
Oh. Uh. Uh! Ooh!
Uh, it worked! It works!
[laughing]
[mumbling]
Ow!
SpongeBoob, ya gotta help me.
Sorry, Plankton, what can I do to help you?
Ow! My leg!
My leg!
My leg?
My leg!
[laughing]
That last one put my daughter through college.
Alright, let's get this over with.
My leg! My leg! My leg! My leg! My leg! My leg!
[whimpering]
Ooh, mm, feels great!
Thanks, doc! Ooh.
[cheering]
Oh, no, please, please. You're too kind.
I was gonna ask Squidward how old he was
but then I remembered he can't count that high!
Huh?
[laughing]
Uh! Alright that's it! You can't talk to Squidward that way!
He is one of my best friends.
That's even more insulting.