Hey legends
It's time to take the idea seriously
That we live in a simulation
I've spent two hours researching videos on the internet
So I'm qualified to tell a mass audience that yes
We do live in a computer program
Humans themselves are often the first dead giveaway
That reality is bullshit
Look at her!
She's broken
Her coding was clearly done
By an intern at Westworld
Cats are the second dead giveaway
That life is pretty fishy
This one is like "oopsie daisy, ah f#%k, act normal"
"Look normal, I'm just a cat!"
As soon as ya turn ya back on them
BAAAM!
You'll notice their core programming
Is riddled with glitches
Dopplegangers is just some lazy bastard
Clicking create duplicate
We've all got them
My doppleganger is this dog
It freaks me the f#%k out!
Clock radios!
There's a reason we're not allowed those anymore
Whoever invented everything knew they were a liability
You look at a clock radio long enough you'll see the truth
Ohohohoho!
You'll see the truth
And what about the metaverse?
Remember that?
Yeah, nah, yeah enough said
Oh watch this, watch this!
Sure
It looks like a television interview like annny other television interview
But tell me how that just happened!
Were ya paying attention?
Or were you too buys looking at the woman in the red dress?
Hahahaha
Scarlett
How does an entire person behind her vanish?
I call it the Scar-Jo Theory
If ya get too close to her gravitational force
You'll be automatically deleted
How about science teachers?
They're trapped!
And they know it
Their free speech has limitations and parameters on it
So they come up with these quirky demonstrations
To warn us
About existence
I see you science teachers, I see you
And thank you
Thanks to Ozzy Man fan also, Trevor
Who sent this in
As we can see
He found a glitch on his farm down south
I dunno if he should pop that
We're not ready to see what's on the other side
Of Australia
Are we?
If ya tear back that fabric of the cosmos
Nah I don't think so
The surface is terrifying enough
Yeah, nah, yeah, let's get back to people being the biggest giveaway
That we're in a Quantam Computer Simulation
Our ability to meander in the wrong direction
And follow each other
In said wrong direction
Is second to none
Look at the way beanie guy stops and turns around
THAT
Is unnatural as f#%k
Isn't it? Look at- look- look
Eugh, oogh, ugh, oo? He's glitching out!
Big time!
We can't cope when our environment changes
Unless
We're given a software update
The operating system we live in must stay familiar to us
But never too familiar
Or samey same
Or that can also become a glitch
The way these cars have been planted
On this street
Is another sign of virtual engineering
Laziness
The automotive department must have had a budget cut
It can only render white utes or pick-up trucks
Whatever you're programmed to call them
Anyway, I rest my case
Oh also
ChatGPT
My mum is like 'The f#%k is that all about?'
I'm inclined
To listen to Mum on this occasion