Monsters: This is the place
Where the fame is everything.
Everyone wants to touch, everyone wants to see!
We live in a world,
Where celebrities are kings!
Where the more people want,
The more given-out things!
Everyone quiet!
It's a show from Mettaton!
He's the underground's number one and rising star!
He is simply,
The most incredible machine!
That brings amazing days,
From our own TV screens!
Mettaton: OHHHHHH YESSS!
Welcome beauties and gentle beauties!
This is Mettaton, reporting live from MTT news!
An INTERESTING situation has arisen in eastern Hotland!
We now go live to our correspondent in the field -
Weird child!
Smile for the camera you are on TV!
So you might as well look the part!
Go out and find me,
Something newsworthy!
In the meantime, I think I'll share an old family recipe!
Welcome beauties
To Cooking with a Killer Robot!
Don't touch that dial!
Put on a smile!
Tonight we make
A special cake
Sugar, milk,
And precious eggs
Will make our cake
So use them legs!
Looks like they're
On the shelf
Wonderful!
Here's to your health!
Oh! Wait a moment!
How could I forget?
There's one ingredient
That we haven't gotten yet!
We merely need a human soul!
Mix it in the bowl!
Don't try this at home kiddos!
Luckily, we have a human on hand
Let's go back to that report
In Hotland
Oh my human, please be calm!
You found a BOMB!
Or rather, you found a whole bunch of 'em!
You get a bomb, you get a bomb,
EVERYONE GETS A BOMB!
Oh look at all these bombs
Hanging everywhere
It's almost as if they were pre-planted
Better get rid of them,
You don't want to cause a scare!
Meanwhile, I should evacuate this theater!
Don't worry folks,
This is all part of the show!
You might have gotten some
"Subtle hints" beforehand.
If they go off,
Only the kid's gonna blow!
Call me after my quick change
Beauties and gentlebeauties!
Goodbye!
Alphys: So how's it goi-
OH MY GOD BOMBS ARE EVERYWHERE!
Not to worry human!
I designed these,
I can turn em off!
You just gotta grab the wires and
Yank em all out!
Phew! That was close!
Good thing I was there to save you huh?
That could have been a disas-
Mettaton: HELLO, BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES!
Alphys: Are you wearing a dress?
Mettaton, no...
Mettaton: METTATON, YES!
That human...
Could it be...?
... My one true love?
Alphys: Oh no, he's in opera mode!
Human, you'll be okay
As long as he doesn't make for the-
Stairs...
Oh my love
Please run away
Monster king
Forbids your stay
Humans must
Live far apart
Even if
It breaks my heart
They'll put you
In the dungeon
It'll suck
And you'll die a lot
Really sad
You're gonna die
C R Y C R Y C R Y
So sad it's happening
So sad!
So sad you are going to the dungeon!
Well, toodles!
Oh no!
Whatever shall I do?
My love has been cast into the dungeon.
A dungeon with a puzzle so dastardly, my paramour will surely perish!
Oh, heavens have mercy!
The sadistic disco lights floor!
Oh and you better hurry.
You have 'till the end of the number,
OR YOU'LL BE INCIRATED
BY JETS OF FIRE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHA... HA HA!
My poor love!
I'm so filled with grief,
I can't stop laughing!
Good luck, darling!
Oh my love
Has fallen down
Now in tears
We all will drown
Colored tiles
Make them a fool
If only they
Still knew the rules
Well that was
A sorry try
Now let's watch
Them fry
Watch out for the flames, darling!
They're getting closer!
Any mintute now!!!
Well hello there darling
It was such a pleasure to entertain you!
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