And he's finally got a Krabby Patty!
[laughing]
Krabs?!
What the barnacle is going on here?!
It's your arch competitor, Krabs.
His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty
and ruin our restaurant.
That's terrible.
Yeah, but the worst part of it is...
Good grief, he's naked!
[laughing]
Clothe me if you can, silly landlubbers!
[laughing]
[groaning]
Ooh.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Nobody look down.
My leg... of my pants!
Hmm.
[humming]
Seat yourself, sir. Be with you in a minute.
[music playing]
[panting]
[music playing]
I got ya now, SpongeBob.
Patrick! No!
[panting]
[screaming] Booga, booga, booga!
Don't mind me. I'm just here to clean out my desk.
[humming]
Uh. Any particular reason you boys are naked?
Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes.
Haha! Course it does!
Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees you nude.
Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment
- if that happened. - Me too.
Whoo. Now, wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now.
You two pranksters better get going!
Mr. Krabs, thanks for being such a good sport.
Don't mention it.
That Mr. Krabs always looking out for me.
- What a guy! - Yeah.
[Mr. Krabs] The Krusty Krab presents
live nude pranksters!
Starring the Bikini Bottom ghosts!
[cheering]
Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah!
[gasping] Oh.
[giggling]
Oh.
[groaning]
What is going on here?
My clothes! [screaming]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[giggling]
It's laundry day, Gary.
Oops.
[meowing]
♪ Lat ta dum lat ta doo Lat ta doo ♪
This is Squidward, the cashier.
[screaming]
And yes, those moles are huge.
Amazing.
[groaning]
SpongeBob, my boy, I need to borrow a blanket.
Excuse us, sir.
We heard a horrible rumor that you're going to close
Glove World forever.
Close Glove World? Has the world gone mad?!
Here, son, take this. You don't want to catch cold.
[grunting]
Feels good.
That was so righteous.
Would you... sign my pants?
Absolutely, buddy.
[ripping]
[squeaking]
[sighing]
There's nothing quite like a brand new shirt.
Whoops, forgot the tag.
I got it!
[growling]
I am finished with those errands.
I guess I wanna take my place back at the cash register.
I really do.
Then you might wanna put these on.
[SpongeBob] Barnacles!
SpongeBob?
Sorry about the foul language, Mr. Krabs,
but you're acting like there never was a man
in that shell.
The Krabs of his Navy days was fearless.
He wouldn't let something as insignificant
as a missing shell slow him down.
Yeah.
Who cares how silly, pink and fleshy you look.
How nonthreatening, limp and soggy you are!
How... Oops.
I can't go anywhere ever again.
Stupid, no good...
[sighing]
Nothing beats cashmere.
Oh. A bit warm for a sweater today though.
I can help.
No, no, no! [blabbering]
[groaning]
Oh, come on!
Buddy, you gotta help me find out where that ringing
is coming from.
[ringing]
Hey, come back!
Oh, fine! I'll ask someone who cares!
[ringing]
SpongeBob, where's the ringing coming from?
[ringing]
[vibrating]
Breakfast!
[blabbering]
[coughing]
Whew, thank goodness.
For a minute there, I thought you were hurt.
[cracking]
[meowing]
Gary, I... I've broken your shell.
Ow!
[crying]
Oh, no, you're in pain.
Don't worry, I'll make it better.
Ow!
Sorry, not better.
Oh, I know. Here. Just use a little tape and...
There ya go. Good as new.
Patrick! [screaming]
What are you doing?
I was just freshening up...
but these fancy fixtures are touchy.
Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold! Cold!
Would you please get back in the game?
But I wanted to try his loofah.
[singing]
Let's see that twine-twirling twit
try to unravel this!
Huh. Huh? Really?
[humming]
[sighing]
Ah.
Mm. Ooh. Nice and toasty in here.
I'll be back for you later.
You! Ya seen anybody in these parts
hauling a fur pelt?
[laughing]
Look! A naked chipmunk.
[laughing]
Chipmunk?!
[laughing]
What is so funny about getting my fur stole?
Aren't you ashamed
of having your pink rat flesh exposed?
Yeah!
With this much attention, that no-good fur thief
will see me comin' a mile away!
I best find something to cover my hind end.
[gasping]
[music playing]
Time to go catch me some scum!