You've got a problem, I'll solve it.
Is that me?
Yes, get it?
He's like, aren't you a little pretty to be doing stand up?
Not bad.
Never insult a guest.
Do you have daddy issues?
Welcome to Drinks of My Life. I’m your host, Beth Stelling.
We have a great show for you with one of my favorite
comedians, Natasha Leggero, but first a toast.
Thank you.
Here's to American Idol Top 10.
You were all voted in by Americans, a country known for being very bad at voting.
My votes for Dimitri, and for Jeremiah, and Alejandro. I guess even I'm not ready for a woman idol.
This is Drinks of My Life.
With me today is one of my favorite comedians, truly, Natasha Leggero.
Thank you, its great to be here. Cheers!
Ok.
It is warm.
It's like, body temperature Chardonnay.
It's embarrassing. It's like, body temperature Chardonnay.
It's embarrassing.
Actually,
I'm on it, I got you. Actually,
I'm on it, I got you.
No, it's ok. I mean,
I got you. No, it's ok. I mean,
I got you.
This is Yanni, he's our bartender. I got you.
This is Yanni, he's our bartender.
Who doesn't like hot white wine? This is Yanni, he's our bartender.
Hello, hello. Who doesn't like hot white wine? This is Yanni, he's our bartender.
Who doesn't like hot white wine? Hello, hello.
Who doesn't like hot white wine?
I think he's gonna fix it. Who doesn't like hot white wine?
I think he's gonna fix it.
Oh hey, how's it going?
Pleasure. Oh hey, how's it going?
Oh hey, how's it going?
Oh, he's, oh he fixes things? Oh hey, how's it going?
Oh, he's, oh he fixes things?
Yea, we have a Oh, he's, oh he fixes things?
Yea, we have a
We're going to fix your white wine problem.
Here we go.
This is going to help us here.
Woah,
Is that me?
Yes, get it? It's a
Just to explain,
Wait. Just to explain,
This is you. Wait. Just to explain,
Wait. This is you.
Wait.
This is amazing. Wait.
This is amazing.
Yea, so now we can chill our white wines. You first, my guest.
Wait, this is amazing.
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea Wait, this is amazing.
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
We actually only, we spent all the money on you, frankly.
You bring sophistication and class.
Wait, I wish I could have this at my house.
It's for you. You can take,
Did you bring a cooler?
Okay, me next please.
Can I put it in my Lyft? Okay, me next please.
Can I put it in my Lyft?
Wait, let me see if it worked.
Yea. Wait, let me see if it worked.
Wait, let me see if it worked.
Can I have one more pour?
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup. One more round. Can I have one more pour?
One more round. Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
You look so cute.
Now let's see.
I love it.
It's perfect.
Okay, great.
Nice. Okay, great.
Nice.
That's amazing that it works!
Isn't that cool?
Where do you get one of these?
Maybe I'll gift you a fresh cup.
You don't have to gift me a fresh cup.
Cheers to now, our chilled wine.
I love how before you said it and you were like, "This is warm".
Cheers! I love how before you said it and you were like, "This is warm".
I love how before you said it and you were like, "This is warm".
I was like, you've got a problem and I'll solve it.
What's the meanest Instagram comment you've gotten lately?
I got one the other day that said,
Well I got one that said, "I thought you were dead."
And then I got one the other day that
said, "This is why your dad is never coming back."
I just,
just so whoever wrote that, just so you know, I met her dad last week.
Okay,
I'm trying to think of horrific things people have said.
My mom has defended me.
Like, it's usually, on my Instagram they're not that bad.
You're famous, so anybody can come for you.
Mine still has people who like, kind of care about me.
Thanks for calling me famous.
You're welcome. Thanks for calling me famous.
You're welcome.
Wait.
But my mom will defend me on, like, if CC Stand Up post a clip of mine.
Oh, she'll defend you to your fans?
Yea, somebody will write, Oh, she'll defend you to your fans?
Yea, somebody will write,
Oh, that's cute. Yea, somebody will write,
Yea, somebody will write,
like, "This isn't even funny", and then one time my mom wrote something like,
"Like you would even have the guts to get up there and do what she does."
Oh my god,
That is so cute! Oh my god,
That is so cute!
Yea, it's adorable. That is so cute!
Yea, it's adorable.
Wait, I have to tell you what my mom said to me today, Yea, it's adorable.
Wait, I have to tell you what my mom said to me today.
Okay.
Cause I'm writing a book and she's like, "You're writing a book? Why did they choose you?"
First of all, like your chosen?
Okay, so, I met your dad, so just, he didn't leave.
His name is Johnny Legs.
No.
Well, he, thats his nick name,
he has it on his license plate and his business cards.
Why? He's short.
I don't know. Cause, like, I don't know if you know a lot of Italians but they all kind of pretend
they're in the mob. So I think that's like a mob name.
That he gave himself?
Yes.
Mob of one.
But my dad is also extremely Italian and they have a,
but he doesn't want to go to Italy.
Like they have a name they.
I just snotted. Like they have a name they,
I just snotted.
They have name for people who are like "wannabes", like in Italian,
and they're called like, "Medigani,"
so anyone, who they like, Italians think are trying to,
Are we allowed to say that? so anyone, who they like, Italians think are trying to,
Are we allowed to say that?
It's not dirty.
It just means "wannabe", so they like,
Okay. It just means "wannabe", so they like,
look down on anyone who thinks they can be as Italian as them. Okay. It just means "wannabe", so they like,
Okay. look down on anyone who thinks they can be as Italian as them.
look down on anyone who thinks they can be as Italian as them.
But they never have gone to Italy, any of them.
Okay, so you have daddy issues.
I actually hate that, when,
especially if a dude is like, "She's got daddy,"
like if a,
whenever a dude is complaining about a girl having daddy issues I'm like,
"Take a look in the mirror. That's why she chose you."
Like you're, do you know what I mean?
When they're complaining about it I'm like "It's you, you're the daddy."
I always went the opposite way and I like guys who are like,
like I've always dated like Jews with glasses.
Really?
Like my dads like,
he's bragged to me before that he's never read a book in his life.
And everyday,
I don't know if my dad has.
This is what he does, I don't know if my dad has.
I don't know if my dad has.
He takes his golf cart, I don't know if my dad has.
He takes his golf cart,
He's never read a book?
No, he brags about it.
And he takes his golf cart in Florida to go get a lotto ticket.
That's pretty cool.
And he told me one day, That's pretty cool.
And he told me one day,
I was like, "Dad have you ever won?",
and he like lowered his glasses and he goes, "I will win."
So what type of men did you go for based on your father?
I went the opposite. I like, like, really smart,
Jewish men who aren't macho at all.
Right, I know. I should really examine this.
Now I'm dating a 25 year old.
Daddy.
I guess I'm playing mommy?
But he's mature so he's like, different.
He is mature. But he's mature so he's like, different.
He is mature.
Are you going to have him on the show?
I don't know if he's allowed to drink.
No, he can drink.
He's 25.
Do you think he's okay with you having the spotlight a little bit?
I think he's in awe that he's dating me.
I, I think he's just,
Thats a good attitude.
I think he's holding on for the ride, you know? Thats a good attitude.
I think he's holding on for the ride, you know?
I don't know.
You seem like you'd be fun to date.
I try to be fun. I try to really plan some fun activities and snacks.
That's like what I do for my kid.
You have like a back pack with a juice box, and like,
some little like granola bars.
I'm going to teach you about the world, baby. some little like granola bars.
I'm going to teach you about the world, baby.
Yeah,
Do you really pack snacks? Yeah,
Do you really pack snacks?
No, but I always have wet wipes.
And I make him use them.
You'll make such a good mom. I'm like, And I make him use them.
You'll make such a good mom. I'm like,
But what if i'm too germophobic with the,
Do you like,
So, your'e a new mom, Do you like,
So your'e, your'e a new mom,
Right, but I was going to say I'm the kind of mom, same as I was as a adult.
Like, I never have food, I always have to like bum snacks, and bum,
You're like, "I'm hungry and so are you." Like, I never have food, I always have to like bum snacks, and bum,
You're like, "I'm hungry and so are you."
That's what we have in common.
Did you ever babysit?
I was the youngest. You have,
you have two brothers or one?
I babysat as like a job when I was in seventh grade. you have two brothers or one?
I babysat as like a job when I was in seventh grade.
But also, I don't know why anyone would leave a seventh grader with their baby.
Like I used to put it to bed at 6 and then just like have my boyfriend come over.
Yeah. Like I used to put it to bed at 6 and then just like have my boyfriend come over.
Like I used to put it to bed at 6 and then just like have my boyfriend come over.
Yeah. Like I used to put it to bed at 6 and then just like have my boyfriend come over.
Yeah
It was bad.
News flash, that family. It was bad.
News flash, that family.
"That family."
See, I have one baby and no one in my family has any children.
So like, she's like the only grandchild, the only cousin, the only niece,
I wonder if she'll always be.
Well I'm definitely not having more children.
At least you chose a good dad.
That's why I had the baby.
'Cause you found a good dad.
Yeah.
And he wanted one too.
Yea, my therapist said I was a situational breeder.
Which means you'll breed if the situation is good.
Okay.
Well you know what I mean like,
there's some people who are like determined.
They're like, "I'm going to have a baby no matter what."
Right, I'm an accidental breeder.
"I'm going to do it myself." Right, I'm an accidental breeder.
"I'm going to do it myself."
Accidental breeder is another one.
That's me. Whoopsie! Accidental breeder is another one.
That's me. Whoopsie!
Let's hope not.
I hope not.
You should freeze your eggs.
These,
The only thing that's going to be frozen.
Maybe you should put your eggs in here. The only thing that's going to be frozen.
The only thing that's going to be frozen.
I put my eggs in your mouth.
We could spit them out.
You do have such a cute nose. You're pretty.
Thank you, so are you.
You know,
I love that joke of yours, its like,
You're classic, I mean, that joke where you say,
that guy said, "You're too pretty to do stand up comedy."
Oh, where he's like, "Aren't you a little pretty to be doing stand up,"
and I'm like, "Aren't you a little ugly to be talking to me?"
I remember that.
It's really funny when men get jealous of women.
I love it.
It's kind of cool actually.
Yea, and especially, I don't know. It wasn't great for me,
I have bad memories of starting and being a women.
It's hard with men who are over 50 'cause they're like, they keep trying to kiss.
You know what I mean? Like when they see you, like,
I know, it's not funny. You know what I mean? Like when they see you, like,
I know, it's not funny.
Anyone who's like younger is like, "Oh hey how you doing? Nice to see you!"
You know, but like, these like 50 plus men are like,
"Hey how's it going?" and then they like accidentally like kiss your neck
and then you smell like cologne.
Okay, we have one last segment.
Okay.
And it's basically, it's every episode I challenge
my guest to the ultimate cocktail slinging contest.
Okay.
And it's called "Bar Wars".
Okay Natasha we have 60 seconds to make the perfect mixed drink.
Okay.
Now these drinks probably won't be good but the one that's the least "not good" wins.
We're going to make a Frosé. A Tanqueray Frosé.
There's actually not a pause in between "fro" and "sé".
Is that right?
It's just Frosé.
Thank you for teaching me. I appreciate it. It's just Frosé.
Thank you for teaching me. I appreciate it.
You're welcome Thank you for teaching me. I appreciate it.
You're welcome.
As you can see, like there's a bunch of stuff in front of your station.
Some of it are things that you,
Some of them are tricks.
Some of them are tricks, some of them are tricks.
Some of them are treats. Some of them are tricks, some of them are tricks.
Some of them are tricks, some of them are tricks.
But you make your best version of a Frosé. Some of them are tricks, some of them are tricks.
But you make your best version of a Frosé.
You got the blender right there.
But i'm going to count you down in,
Five,
four,
three,
two,
Okay, great, great, great, great, great.
What is this?
60 seconds goes fast, believe me.
Will you give us a 30 second,
Yes, I will do that. Will you give us a 30 second,
Yes, I will do that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Has it been five seconds? Okay, okay, okay.
Has it been five seconds?
No, now its been about 15.
Okay.
Can we have an extension?
Don't give her my,
I need an extension.
You've got 30 seconds.
Wait, I need an extension. You've got 30 seconds.
Wait, I need an extension.
You've got time, you've got 30 seconds.
Wait, 30 seconds?
You got 30 seconds.
Wait, wait!
Oh!
I got you. Oh shit!
I got you.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I got you.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Alright.
Mine's, look mine's down.
There you go.
Okay, okay.
They look fantastic. Oh she's swirling the glass.
Don't, don't tell her my secrets! They look fantastic. Oh she's swirling the glass.
Don't, don't tell her my secrets!
Okay, okay.
Is that sugar or salt?
Mine got a little,
That looks lovely Beth, lovely.
Like you see how its,
Crap.
I love it, it's great.
Ten seconds,
nine,
Wait. Nine,
Wait.
Eight,
seven,
six,
five,
four,
three,
two,
one.
Thats going to fall off. That's, there it's gone.
Okay.
By the way, look at this girl.
Holy crap! By the way, look at this girl.
Holy crap!
Wow, wow Natasha! Holy crap!
Wow, wow Natasha!
I told you I spent much of my twenties in a bar. Wow, wow Natasha!
I told you I spent much of my twenties in a bar.
Look at this. I told you I spent much of my twenties in a bar.
Look at this.
But if its salt it's not going to be good.
Is it salt?
Yea, it's salt.
I tasted it and then I had to spit on the floor.
Well who wants salty wine? I thought it was sugar.
I'll taste hers first.
Let's check it out.
Was that bad?
It's.
never insult a guest on the show.
Here, Never insult a guest on the show.
Here.
This is your straw if you want to try it. I'm going to try it too.
It's,
Is this hers better?
How's mine? Is this hers better?
How's mine?
They're both pretty disgusting.
Yea. They're both pretty disgusting.
Yucky!
I'm gonna, can we do a tie?
Well I mean, I'm gonna, can we do a tie?
I'm gonna, can we do a tie?
Yeah. I'm gonna, can we do a tie?
Yeah.
I feel like it's a tie.
It actually is. I feel like it's a tie.
It actually is.
I feel like it's a tie. It actually is.
I feel like it's a tie.
The garnish is beautiful. I feel like it's a tie.
The garnish is beautiful.
I bit those and stuck them.
That, you maybe valid with the raspberry then that thing. I bit those and stuck them.
That, you maybe valid with the raspberry then that thing.
No, this is awful. I didn't understand that, That, you maybe valid with the raspberry then that thing.
No, this is awful. I didn't understand that,
You know what, No, this is awful. I didn't understand that,
You know what,
Okay, so make sure you watch Natasha on something your allowed.
Everywhere really.
Tubbin' with Tash on Youtube.
Honestly, go watch Tubbin' with Tash on Youtube.
And then of course check out her specials,
the honeymoon special with her husband, Moshe Kasher,
That's on Netflix.
Just do it. Thank you.
Bye!