Thank you very much.
Back at you.
What are you doing over there?
Thank you, back at you.
And I'll give you some of my breeze from my applause
as well because the air conditioner-- the pipe burst
or something.
That's why it's hot.
I am so sorry.
I know.
Look at you all, you're poor, poor things.
I'm so sorry.
I'm going to have people fan you during commercial break
because you deserve it.
You're dancing like crazy out here.
And I was like, oh, they're going
to overheat, the poor things.
Well, you look good.
You all look good, which is really important
because you're on camera.
And you want to look good because you've probably
seen a segment that we do called "Bad Paid-For Photos",
and it's where people send us photos that they actually
paid for where they look bad.
That's why we call it "Bad Paid-For Photos".
And so here's one example of one we did before.
This woman's name is Don.
She sent this into us, and she said this
was her bad paid-for photo.
And sometimes what I like to do is try to recreate the look
myself, so I actually posed as Don.
There.
And I urge you, please, I know you have them.
We all have them.
Send them to us because we'd like
to share them with everybody.
It makes other people feel good about themselves.
So we have three people here today
who have brought their bad paid-for photos with them.
So we're going to do it live today in a segment "Bad
Paid-For Photos".
All right.
Let's call down-- all of them at once or one--
OK.
Corey Server, Dan Austin, and Laura Daines, come on down.
So are you Corey?
Yes, I am.
Corey, you look fantastic.
How long ago was this photo taken?
It was taken about 16 years ago.
16 years ago, and did you know right away that it was bad?
Yes, I did.
All right.
Let's take a look at your bad paid-for photo.
Now, that was the-- what year? '90 what?
'93.
Everybody looked like that in '93.
There's a flock full of seagulls in that hair right there.
And more, yes.
I actually think that everybody--
I had a picture I think that looked very similar, if you
want to show mine just to make you feel better.
There.
[INAUDIBLE] magazine shot.
Yeah, I went to the same mall.
Yeah.
All right, Corey.
All right, let's take a walk over here,
and let's see what yours is.
Now, how long ago was this?
1976.
'76, that's the year I graduated.
So was that-- what did you do?
I had always been envious of guys
who had wavy, full-bodied hair, and mine
was so was flat and boring.
So I decided to get a perm and--
Never a good idea.
She said she would use big rollers, you know?
So I thought, OK, but it didn't turn out
quite the way I wanted it to be.
All right.
Let's take a look at this.
'76 perm, always, always bad.
Dan.
I still don't believe I did it.
Dan, Dan.
That's fantastic, Dan.
It was 1976.
Disco, you know?
I know it.
Believe me.
And this was not '76.
This, I'm guessing, was probably '81, but this really is me.
I did get a perm for about a week.
This is a picture of me.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
That's pretty bad.
Maybe we're related.
Yeah, maybe so.
Take that away.
Hi, Laura.
You're Laura, right?
That's me.
OK, Laura.
And when was this taken?
I think about 1989.
It's my dance recital photo.
Dance recital?
All right.
Now, first of all, doesn't this give everybody hope?
When you take these horrible pictures,
and you turn out looking better and better as
you get older in life.
Don't you find?
I hope so.
Yeah, I think-- all right.
Dance recital.
Let's take a look.
Did you know it was bad right away also?
They put me in this position, I didn't know what I was doing.
They put you in that position?
Yes.
And then the song--
well, actually, the song at the dance recital,
it was "Chains of Love" by Erasure.
That was the song.
Wow.
That's a pretty hip song doing Erasure,
but that looks like a jazz hand that's trying to get loose.
That looks like you're trying to keep that jazz
hand from getting away there.
All right.
And those goggles are quite something too.
I actually have them with me.
You brought the goggles?
They're my glasses.
They weren't part of the costume.
What I'm trying to say is they're great.
That's what I meant, but let's see them on you now.
They probably look different now.
Actually, they're kind of trendy now.
[INAUDIBLE]
Look at that.
That's a good look.
You got to get next to your picture there.
[INAUDIBLE]
Yeah.
All right.
So later in the show, I have a bad paid-for photo, I guess.
I don't know if it's a bad paid-for photo.
It's a bad photo that someone found.
I have not seen this, and I'm going
to see it for the first time with you, which will be a joy.
And you know how I told you I have a bad photo.
Let's take a look at this.
[DRUMROLL]
That was, uh-- this--
oh, I apologize, Roger, because this is not just
humiliating me.
It's Roger.
He was my boyfriend.
This was our junior prom in Atlanta, Texas,
and I do remember that because I have so few photos of me that--
my mother gave you that?
Yeah.
I'll get her.
Oh, Roger.