- I am following your instruction-
Oh my fuck- - Damn! (laughs)
Sorry. (James laughs)
I've always wanted to
snatch something midair. - Seán's just sitting here
like, "so whenever you're ready." (laughs)
- [Producer] So, I have a- (Ciara gasps)
(James gasps) (Ciara laughs)
- No!
(cheerful music)
- I don't like sushi.
- We're going to do fecking sushi.
I do not like sushi!
- Do you not either?
- No. - Oh, nice, thank God,
'cause at least then I don't come across
as an absolute moany prick.
- Sushi bad! - Unagi.
- I don't know why sushi is not cooked.
I know that's why it's called sushi, but it's-
- I don't even know if that's why it's called sushi.
- I love it, it's one of my favorite things!
And, I haven't had it in months
because it's not something that you can make at home,
and I've tried and it doesn't work!
- Are you excited? - Yes!
(James laughs)
(mellow music)
- Oh look, I've got it. - There you go, yeah.
That's her now.
- One, two, three, four.
(Shannon and John make drumming sounds)
- This is a cream cheesy one, so.
- Okay, okay.
- To somebody else, this may look amazing,
but to me it looks, like somebody else might go,
"Oh my god, lovely!
"Can't wait to dig into this."
While I just totally don't even want to,
but obviously, I'm going to.
- It's kind of sticky, so that helps.
- Uh-huh, same.
- Is that a prawn? - It is sushi.
That's not a prawn.
Is it a prawn?
- My dad loves king prawn curries, so.
- It actually smells okay.
They say, if you can smell fish
that it's gone bad.
- Dip in the soy.
We're going for it, ready?
- Do we shove it all in?
- Eh, yeah.
- You're doing it!
- I'm not! - You're doing it!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
This is never one that I would order,
'cause I never get a cream cheesy one.
- Very chewy.
- Delicious.
It's a cooked prawn in rice.
- You don't like that.
I know by your face.
- It's a little plain, but it's tasty.
- I just love the sticky rice.
- Yeah.
- It tastes a bit like a bread and butter prawn sandwich.
- Oh my god!
- I like the seeds on it, on the rice, that's good.
- I don't really know what to say.
- (laughs) You've left him speechless.
- More!
More!
- I've turned into a white girl.
Bring me more sushi!
- You have to be a fan of fish to really like sushi.
- Yeah, you do.
- If you don't like that fishiness, sushi is not for you.
- It's actually tasty, I'm enjoying this.
I'm gonna finish this off.
- Go on man, just bite it.
(cheerful music)
- Eww, what is it? - Ooh!
- It's a salmon roll.
- It looks like a big poo!
- Is it eel?
- [Producer] Tuna nigiri.
- Ooh stunning.
- See now, this is now, I knew we were gonna get more-
- Bang of fish of that.
- It's the image of a poo when you are going on you're walk
and the owner didn't clean up the poo
on the side of the road.
- Oh, see this is now,
this is what- - Oh no!
- This is what I was talking about.
- I'm gonna pump mine up with some sushi.
- With some sushi? - I like to stick it in -
(laughs) I mean with some soy sauce.
- Sorry, don't let me interrupt
you saying I like to stick it in,
the comments section will go wild.
- Skills. - Oh, look at you.
- Skills to pay the bills.
- I need to cut mine in half.
- You're gonna light a fire before you cut that fish.
- God, mine's already falling apart.
- Oh my god, me on an emotional level every day.
- Oh, you're doing so good!
(Ciara laughs) - (laughs) No, I'm not!
- (groans) Fuck, man..
- No!
- It is really nice.
- I don't like it at all.
- Why is it so slimy?
- If you get sick, I'm gonna get sick,
not because I don't like it, just because, please don't.
(Shannon gags)
- There is that weird after taste of tuna fish
that I know and love, which really confuses me.
- Kind of tastes smoky or something.
- Yeah, and the carrot with it is so delicious.
- This is a weird sushi eating experience for me.
I have never had this before.
- (laughs) I'm sorry I'm ruining sushi for you.
- I've never had this beside me.
- You and Éadaoin probably go get sushi every fucking day.
- All the time.
- If you don't like that fishy taste,
you get a real strong fishy flavor,
which is what you'd expect, I'm sure that's what people-
- Surprisingly enough, that's what you get.
- Yeah, like I'm sure that's what people eat it for.
- I'm just, I'm having such a good time.
- We're very sorry. - I feel like we're on a date!
- I was just going to say,
it feels like we're just out for lunch
and Seán is just a creep at the next table.
- And they were roommates.
- See, the fish is so slippery
that I can't pick it up.
- I don't understand how someone could eat that
and be like, "Mmm."
I don't understand you! (laughs)
- [Producer]How does this compare to the prawn roll?
- Really good, yeah. - Different,
completely different. - Yeah
- But, equally delicious, 12 out of 10.
(cheerful music)
- Well, you're gonna like this.
- It looks really nice.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
- This looks good. - What is this?
- Pineapple, is that pineapple?
- That's pineapple!
Pineapple chunks! - No, its mango!
- It does look beautiful,
unlike that lump of shit you gave us,
in the last one. (laughs)
- California roll.
(Paddy sings)
- Note the orange things around it, they're lovely.
- Like, the little orange bits are
fish eggs, aren't they?
- What? - [Producer] They're roe!
So, yeah. - What?
- All in, all in Jamie.
- Fine. - There we go.
- Oh!
- Not so bad.
That's actually really really good.
- Yeah, this one's okay.
- Good.
- Nemo! (Ciara laughs)
- He's delicious.
- (laughs) You can see why that fish
at the start of the movie like, ate all of Nemo's siblings.
He was like nom nom nom nom nom.
- I would happily eat all of these.
- I will happily eat all of these.
- That was very nice, I liked that one!
- You want another one? - I would eat that.
No, I won't have it.
- That's so handy!
These can be used as little salad tongs, as well.
- I can imagine doing a big smile afterwards,
having all these orange little balls in your mouth.
- If I was out with the friends, you know,
and they said we're going to get sushi,
and then I'm like,
"Oh great, I'm gonna starve to death in here."
- I wouldn't, I'd get whatever that is.
- It's kind of like the texture of chicken,
isn't it, on the inside? - Yeah.
- Oh my god, no, its like- - Oh no!
- It's like my life right now! - (laughs) Aww!
- For me, I didn't get sick into a bin,
so we're going up from here, lads.
- It was nicely different.
There was definitely a bit of a fruity flavor in there.
- If I was on a date with a really sophisticated person.
- I'd go, "Let's get some sushi."
And I'd go, "I'm fond of this one."
- California rolls, ooh. - I'm fond of
a California roll.
And then, the person would be impressed.
And then, we would get married
and have sushi together forever.
- Crab babies. - in the land of sushi world.
(cheerful music)
- Now, this looks a little bit like crab meat,
but I'm going to say lobster meat maybe.
- I haven't a clue what the fuck that is.
- [Producer] Crab nigiri!
- Ooh, okay. - Stunning!
- Crab! - More crab, yay!
- Hey, hey! - Woo!
Woo-hoo, go crab! - We love the crabs!
- Go crabs, number one!
- Crabs!
- Looks like a little cheesecake,
a strawberry cheesecake on top of a bed of rice.
- Definitely- - You're enjoying
all of these, as someone who
said you didn't- - Do you know what,
I'm enjoying the company.
- Really? (James laughs)
- Tied together with a bit of black salad tape.
- Do you know what that black salad tape is?
- I haven't a bloody clue.
- Seaweed!
- Oh shit, yeah!
Ah, obviously.
It's obviously seaweed!
We're eating sushi, Shannon.
- I'm just happy it's cooked.
- Me too, let's enjoy.
- Let's enjoy it Jamie.
- Oh my god! - Yeah.
(Shannon laughs)
- (laughs) You're doing great!
- Thank you.
- Good.
- Jesus, I really like crab!
- Crab is good.
- I'm just gonna put it all in, 'cause I really like it.
- You get why people are so obsessed with it.
It's so tasty.
And it's one of those foods
that you can eat just a huge amount of it
and not feel like really, really stodgy.
- I'm amazed at how tasty it is.
- Similar to the last one.
- If I went to get sushi now,
straight away I'd know to order crab,
'cause I really like crab sushi.
- And the crab is good, which means it's more delicious.
- Yes, bigger crabs. - Bigger crabs.
- Bigger crabs are always harder to get rid of.
(Paddy laughs) I mean, harder to eat.
- I love the crab nigiri!
It's amazing, I hope we get some ebi tempura masago,
which is like, the crunchy deep fried stuff.
- (laughs) He's like, this isn't a menu!
- That's my favorite!
- I like crab sushi!
- There you go. - That's what I like.
That could be your thing. - So, yeah.
I'll just be like,
"Give us anything that has crab in it."
- I thought this shoot was gonna be a bit traumatic.
- But, it's actually lovely.
- [Producer] So, a step up from the tuna nigiri?
- Oh Jesus!
(laughs) Don't even bring up her again.
She was a bitch.
- Love this! - Yes!
- 12 out of 10, would recommend!
- Yay!
(laughs) Sorry.
(cheerful music)
- No, its like, real fish stuff.
- Avocado salmon!
- Salmon!
- Right, I'm gonna soy 2 of them and let's soy!
- I'm gonna soy them all.
- I really like avocado.
I like rice.
- Salmon I like when it's cooked and dry.
- I think it's just the texture of it,
that turns me off.
You know, that raw slimy texture of the fish.
It just makes me, eww!
- Yeah, see now you're turning me off.
- I actually feel really full. - It's sushi-
It is so filling.
- You're so full of sushi! (laughs)
(Shannon laughs and cries)
- That was all kinds of confusing.
- Winner, winner!
- It's so good! - Yeah!
- It's the best!
- The avocado got so mushy
that I couldn't tell what was-
(Jamie spits out food) - Oh my god.
- Avocado salmon, yep, thank you, hello.
- It's fab, it's so good! - It's gone.
- The salmon's amazing!
- It's gone.
- Have you got any tissue?
- It's that bad?
- Ah, just the texture, man.
- (laughs) My belly feels great.
Are you okay?
- Oh!
- No, don't, don't, come on, you can do it, you can do it!
Eat it, eat it, go on, eat it!
It's avocado, that's all it is, you're doing great!
- And now, people are gonna go mad,
'cause they're gonna be like, "Oh, that's whopper!"
But, ah, it's turning me stomach.
- That's my winner. - That's my favorite!
- My winner, absolutely! - Yeah.
It was so good! - Yeah.
- The salmon is so fresh and delicious and it was just fab.
- I think she likes it.
I think you liked that.
You like it?
Oh, come on now!
(Shannon groans and laughs) Done, done!
Done and dusted, oh yeah!
(Shannon cries)
- So sue.
- I felt like I gave birth to a baby! (cries)
- Sushi is the best way to like,
go for food with someone you want to
catch up with, have some wine.
And, it's just really an enjoyable experience.
- Sex works as well.
- It's weird, I feel like
I could happily go to a sushi place now
and get some sushi for food,
whereas beforehand, not so much.
- I'm very aware when it's like,
that's such a stupid thing, to like,
be so like, whatever about,
but you can't help how your body is reacting-
- Exactly! - To whatever
you're putting in it.
- This has been a really romantic date,
with the exception of the fact,
that there was a guy over there in the bushes with a camera.
- And, there's a screen between us. (laughs)
- I mean, Ciara, regardless of COVID,
I would have probably requested that.
- That's true, that makes sense.
- You're kind of stalkerish.
- I don't have a great track record
with the males that I have been shooting with. (laughs)
- You know what's better than sushi?
- Nothing? - My T-shirt.
- Oh, I agree, I love it!
- There's a link in the description,
you can get your own Try merch.
You can even get this one and I've been sweating in it.
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