If you're looking to spice up your takeout options,
head over to Jollibee [JAHL-ih-bee]; a Filipino fast food chain that's become
a global fast food favorite. Here's a list of some Jollibee menu items from worst to first.
Jollibee has a huge menu, but the chain is best known for their chicken.
Chicken tenders are a great way to get your fingers on their famous chicken
in a way that's easy to eat on the go. It sounds great in theory, but a terrible idea in reality.
Firstly, Jollibee's tenders are incredibly greasy and get messy crumbs everywhere.
Secondly, the chicken's breading has an unappealing chalky texture
that has hard pieces mixed in. Steer clear of this Jollibee item, because you won't be jolly at all!
When you order a Yumburger, you quickly discover you've made a HUGE
mistake. It's tiny! The puny size of the burger is nowhere near as off-putting as its taste.
The bun is fine, but the patty is overseasoned, losing the flavor of the beef. The Yumburger is
topped with a sweet mayonnaise that's average, but it can't mask the overbearing amount of seasoning.
The Cheesy Yumburger is slightly better. While the slice of cheese improves the burger,
you can do so much better at Jollibee.
At Mashed, it's safe to say that we know a thing or two about mashed potatoes. So you can take it
from us when we say it's impossible to recommend Jollibee's mashed potatoes.
If you love the mashed potatoes you can find at KFC, don't make the error of thinking Jollibee's
take is comparable. The Colonel's version beats out this Jollibee offering by a mile.
Though the potatoes are thoroughly mashed, Jollibee's taters lack creaminess and
savoriness. To make matters worse, the gravy is yawn-inducing. Good gravy catches your attention
from the moment it hits your tongue and elevates the mashed potatoes to a higher level. Sadly,
Jollibee's barely makes an impact. It has flavor but Jollibee offers better sides on its menu.
The chicken sandwich wars have been raging since around 2019. Since then,
every fast food chain has dabbled in the art of placing a piece of fried chicken
between a bun. Jollibee now sells something that they call their Original Chicken Sandwich.
It isn't the worst chicken sandwich you'll ever eat, but you surely won't order it twice.
The yummy brioche bun, and crispiness and juiciness of the chicken breast can't be
denied. You'll be let down by the bland breading, however. It's topped with umami
mayonnaise but the spread is nothing to write home about. It's a decent condiment
but it doesn't add enough pizzazz to make this chicken sandwich worthy of your tastebud's time.
Jollibee's french fries aren't the best fries you can get at a drive-thru window,
but compared to the mashed potatoes, they're a massive step in the right direction.
Jollibee's fries are crispy on the outside. So if you hate soggy fries you'll be happy
to learn that's not an issue here. On the inside, the fries are soft and flavorful.
Both the greasiness and the saltiness levels are manageable.
The only problem with Jollibee fries is that you'll get tired of them quickly
unless you have a dipping sauce. Be sure you get enough ketchup so
each fry gets at least a little dollop to keep your taste buds wholly entertained.
Jollibee's burger steak isn't much of a classy, upscale national steakhouse chain type of item.
In actuality, it's more like something that you'd find at a school cafeteria. If you can ignore how
crude and unsophisticated this menu item looks, you'll find that it's not a total waste of money.
The burger steak at Jollibee consists of a Yumburger beef patty on a plate smothered
in gravy. The good news is that this isn't the same ho-hum gravy used for their mashed potatoes.
Burger steak gets a flavorful mushroom gravy with actual mushrooms in it!
If you're hungry and not looking for something flashy, you could do a lot worse.
The Spicy Chicken sandwich improves on the lackluster breading on the
Original Chicken sandwich. By adding some heat,
Jollibee successfully improves the breading from zero to hero.
The biggest issue is that it may be too hot to handle for those cursed with a delicate palate.
If you struggle eating spicy foods, this sandwich won't be for you. Not only is
the breading loaded with spiciness, the sandwich features sliced jalapenos and sriracha mayonnaise.
Even if you love spicy food, having a tall glass of milk at the ready wouldn't be a bad idea.
When in doubt, go the spicy route!
Even if the chicken sandwich causes the roof of your mouth to catch on fire.
The Jolly Spaghetti at Jollibee is polarizing — you either love
it or hate it. Within a few bites, you'll fully know whether it's tasty or terrible.
Before you order this meal, be warned. This is unlike any spaghetti you'd find at an Italian
restaurant. Firstly, the sauce is extremely sweet. Secondly, the classic meatballs are replaced with
ham chunks, ground meat, and hot dog pieces. Yes, slices of hot dogs will be in your spaghetti.
Before you judge Jollibee's Jolly Spaghetti too harshly, you should give it an honest try.
It may sound odd, but there's a chance that you'll fall in love with this sweet take on 'sketti.
If you love sweets, you'll fall for Jollibee's Pineapple Quencher.
The taste of this drink is so prominent, your best bet is to enjoy it as a dessert.
If you try to drink it with your meal, it will totally overshadow your food.
Save it for last and you can savor every drop without fear of interfering with your meal.
Pineapple Quencher tastes like extra sweet pineapple syrup.
It's spectacularly sweet but the bite from the pineapple flavor ensures your
taste buds don't get overwhelmed. Within seconds, you'll be ready for your next sip.
If you have an insatiable sweet tooth, order the Pineapple Quencher and you'll be in sugary heaven.
At Jollibee, there is one side that reigns supreme:
adobo rice. This stuff is amazing. If you know anything about food in the Philippines,
you know how that country has mastered adobo seasoning. Typically a mix of vinegar, garlic,
bay leaves, and soy sauce, Filipino adobo seasoning makes everything better — and this
rice is no different. The vinegary and garlicky goodness will mesmerize you instantaneously.
To kick things up a notch, Jollibee's adobo rice also has tiny bits of pork
in it. The added meat makes every bite explode with flavor.
Don't be shocked if this rice ends up being your favorite part of visiting this fast food chain.
No matter the main course you order from Jollibee, you should pair it with a side of adobo rice.
Jollibee also serves regular, plain-Jane steamed rice that is whiter than snow.
Unless you enjoy leading a boring life,
there's no reason to pick the dull Steamed Rice over their masterful adobo rice.
The normal Yumburger is a miniscule burger that's unpleasant to eat. The Aloha Yumburger,
on the other hand, is a superstar. It's big, exciting, and overflowing with flavor.
Once you upgrade to this version, you'll never go back to the original.
The Aloha Yumburger begins with one or even two beef patties, a slice of cheese, and some crisp
lettuce inside of a bun. To start the party and turn the festivities into a full-blown luau,
slices of bacon are added along with a pineapple ring and a honey mustard-like
sauce that Jollibee calls Aloha Dressing. This sandwich is piled high with ingredients but it
all works in perfect harmony. In the world of fast food, it's rare to find something
that so perfectly blends sweetness, savoriness, tartness, and saltiness.
By the time you're done eating your Aloha Yumburger, you'll be filled to the top
and you'll have a smile on your face that extends from ear to ear.
Quite possibly the most intimidating menu item at Jollibee, Palabok Fiesta is a dish
that will reward any customer who decides to order it. It sounds complicated and it may
look intimidating to consumers of traditional American fast food fare, but it's so worth it.
The foundation of Palabok Fiesta is a bed of rice noodles that are cooked to perfection.
On top of the noodles, Jollibee puts sautéed pork, a couple slices of a boiled egg, and a handful of
shrimp. To top things off, a scrumptious garlic sauce is poured over everything.
While many menu items at Jollibee aren't exactly authentic,
Palabok Fiesta is about as close to real deal Filipino food as you can find
at a U.S. fast food restaurant. Shrimp and boiled eggs might not sound like a promising
marriage but this dish is so delectable that you'll be sure to eat every last morsel.
The peach mango pie at Jollibee deserves its legendary status. It's not only the
best dessert at Jollibee, it's the best fast food pie in existence.
If you're a fan of the McDonald's apple pie, this version is so much better.
As the name suggests, peaches and mangos are the primary ingredients in this delicious sweet treat.
Equally distributed chunks of peach and mango will thrill your taste buds with each and every bite.
However, the greatness of this pie isn't simply due to the fruit.
The exquisite crust is also mind-blowingly fantastic. In fact,
you will find it difficult to pick whether you enjoy the peaches, mangos, or crust the best.
If you go to Jollibee and don't come away with a peach mango pie,
your visit should be deemed a failure. It's really that simple.
Chickenjoy is the pride and joy of Jollibee's menu. If you think KFC
has quality fried chicken, prepare for your mind to be blown with Jollibee's
superior offerings. The chicken is so tasty it's not only the best thing at Jollibee,
it's one of the best food items you can find at any restaurant.
Chickenjoy stands out from the competition for a few reasons.
First, the crispiness makes all other fried chicken look and feel mushy.
Second, and most important, the juiciness of the chicken is otherworldly. How can fried
chicken be so juicy and so flavorful? Why isn't all fried chicken made this way? Those
are questions that you'll be asking yourself the first time you try this masterpiece at Jollibee.
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