If you do not purchase this course, you are throwing away $39,995.
Hi, welcome to me talking about what I want. Today we are going to be creating a scam. Now,
of course most of you know this is actually a follow-up to the video I did on my main channel
yesterday, but if you haven't seen it, just go watch it, there's a link in the description,
and you will know in 10 minutes everything you need to know about money motivation Instagram
accounts. And you know, with the insane amounts of money these people are making,
I decided, at the end of that video, it's high time we make some money ourselves,
so let's get this motivation bread. But first, of course, I want to do my comment
shout-out from my last video on this channel. Matty Patty says, "Your intro be like a 2000s
British mystery show on Netflix." I don't think I appreciate how accurate this is. All jokes aside,
though, as always, the reception to the second channel has been insane. It's actually getting
more daily views than my main channel, and I don't know how to feel about that,
so I've decided not to think about it. All right, so, have a look at the account I
created in my last video @millionairesarecool. Look at it, it's just barren, it's empty.
This isn't going to fool anybody into paying me money for an Instagram course,
so we are going to have to fill it up with some good old motivation pictures. Now, of course,
I chose Batfleck for that. The reason I'm using pictures of Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne,
when we all know that he was the worst Batman to ever grace the screen, do not @ me, this is not a
discussion, is mostly because you can't stop me. Now, of course we have one post up right now
which says, "Nice guys finish last. Rich guys own the track." And that's just a mood-setter,
okay? This is just the beginning of what we're about to accomplish here today. Allow to present
to you the Bruce Wayne folder. Look at this, this is more Batfleck than you can need in
a lifetime. Well, actually, any Batfleck at all was more than I needed in a lifetime, but
that's not what this video's about. We have angry Bruce, we have casual Bruce, we have disapproving
Batfleck. I mean, seriously, we're going to get some good motivation quotes out of this.
So we're going to start off with angry Bruce. We need an appropriate caption. Here it is,
this is beautiful. Look at this graphic design work. "Don't let them see you angry, don't let
them see you again, either." This is the perfect advice I would give to somebody who I wanted to
turn into a Bat-person. Next up, we have Bruce in the Bat-chair. Now we need something appropriately
dramatic for this. Here we go, "Relaxing? Perhaps. Planning? Always." How do you think you're
going to become a millionaire if you're just sitting around on your chair all day? You have
to be plotting your way to take over the world. All right, here we have Bruce throwing a batarang.
"The only weapon you need is your ... the only weapon you need is your bank account." We're
too rich to be violent here on Millionaires Are Cool. All right, so here we have Ben sitting at
his Batcave computer. All right, so for this one we have a bit of a flex. See,
it says, "YOu're checking my page right now, I'm checking my bank account." Honestly,
this is making me feel like the biggest jerk in the entire world, and I am all for it. Like,
if you think about it, I'm way too good at there. So here we have Bruce dressed casually. "Don't
know what brand I'm wearing? You couldn't afford it anyway." I think I hurt my own feelings with
that one. So here we have Bruce in the cold. I don't even remember the context of this clip
from the movie. "Stay warm. Stay calm. Stay rich." See, we're wavering between motivation
and trash-talking the viewer. We need to get them just emotionally jeopardized enough to pay for
our course. Here we have Bruce cornered. I'm not actually sure how to turn this into a motivational
quote, this is actually pretty negative. Here we go: "Don't need to fight you,
I hired help." All right, so here we have Batman dressed up as Batman, I didn't want too
many pictures of him as Batman, because this is more so about Bruce Wayne, he's richer, I guess.
"Weekend parties are my occupational hazard." All right, so now, of course, we have to let
people know that it's not all about being rich, you know? You have to plan, too. So we have "Don't
save up for a rainy day, plan for a hurricane." All right, so this one is a bit more meme-y,
because it looks really disappointed, so I'm going to make this one more of a meme caption.
Here we go. "That face when I think about people who work an average 9:00 to 5:00."
Nothing is more disappointing than honest work. All right, so here we have Batfleck ... oh,
wait, I didn't mean to do that. So here we have Batfleck, and honestly, he's not looking so great,
you know? You can't always look flawless as a millionaire, but always have a backup suit. Now,
here we have him dressed as in all gray. This is obviously very expensive suit,
but he's also blending into the wall, so that was easy. "Blend in, stand out."
Uh-oh, I think my Photoshop froze. All right, so here we have Bruce and he's working out,
right? He's getting those gains. So part of being rich is being healthy. "I don't eat McDonald's,
but I own a few." All right, so here we have him on a light background, and I think I know
what to do. "You take selfies, I have photo shoots." Now we can kind of appeal to that
crowd of people who thinks phones are evil. All right, so here we have him looking longingly at
the Batsuit. "Not all suits have a price tag." Here we just have him looking random. "Clothes
don't make the man? Guess you haven't tried Versace." This is just me parodying that one
Ariana Grande verse where she said, "Whoever said money can't solve your problems must not have had
enough money to solve them." It's honestly such a garbage take. All right, so here we have him
protecting a child. I think I'm just going to put "I'm a good person." No, wait, "Be a good person."
I forgot, this is supposed to be motivational. This is such a thin line between flexing and
legitimate motivation. "It costs $0.00." Here we go. "Always be ready, threats
don't knock." All right, so we're going to turn this one into another meme. Here we
go. "Smirks in rich." All right, and for the last one we have him with Wonder Woman. "Make
friends with powerful people and take notes." All right, great, now I have to export all of
these. All right, so as you know from watching the video on my main channel, that was just half
the battle. Now that we've gotten ourselves a collection of horrifyingly jerky Batfleck posts
to put on our Instagram page, we need to use that page to funnel people to our course. Now,
I know you might be thinking, well, you're going to come up with a course? Don't worry, I already
came up with it before I started recording. So if you go to the link in the bio of our new Instagram
account, @millionairesarecool, there's a little link that leads you to MAC Instagram Services.
Here we have our beautiful website. Honestly, what is there to say? It's time to become a
millionaire. As you can see, I put a picture of our Instagram account,
but I of course Photoshopped it to make it look like we have about 1,000 times more followers
than we do. I think I covered all the bases, you know? Be your own boss, make more money, destroy
your enemies. What good is success if you can't flex it on the graves of those who doubted you?
Now, here's the part where we're really going to get people. See, this course is a combination of
Instagram follower boost tools, business account tactics, IG networking, and undisclosed expenses,
which are totaling to $10,000. Don't worry about it. Also, I need a Tesla. Together,
this is a $40,000 value. However, if you read the fine print, I am selling for five dollars. If you
do not purchase this course, you are throwing away $39,995. So have fun justifying that to yourself.
But it wouldn't be complete unless we had our about me section. So I of course came
up with a little sob story because obviously that's a requirement. "I live my dream life,
but it wasn't always this way." Does that sound familiar? "I used to be sad all the time and I
never knew why. I would sleep all day and work my average 9:00-to-5:00 job. I was trapped in the rat
race. I felt like I had no way out. One day, as I was about to lock myself in the house forever,
my phone lit up with a notification that would change my life. I discovered Instagram business
tactics. I quickly began making $100 a month off of Instagram deals alone. Now,
I laugh at my old lifestyle, since escaping it was so easy. All you
have to do is buy happiness, silly." And of course, that's the point of
the course. It's not just teaching you how to become a successful Instagram business person,
you're also going to learn how to purchase happiness. I would like to take this
remaining time to read some comments that have already been left on @millionairesarecool, and
I haven't even posted the rest of the posts yet. So let's see. There's 91 comments. Someone said,
"OMG, this actually worked for me. Net worth: 474 million. What, are you going to argue with math?"
Someone said, "Nicely said. Reminds of second is the first to lose. Keep up the good work. Hearts,
up, strong, strong, strong, fire, fire, fire." "This person has the millionaire mindset. Own
the track and keep it to ourselves. We hustle for nobody." "Just by looking at this post,
I have become a millionaire. Thank you, Mr. Millionaires Are Cool,
for changing my life." I'm doing my job ... "My cat looked at this page while I was browsing,
now my cat is rich." [inaudible 00:09:05] I'm out here changing people's lives, I'm
changing your pets' lives. This last one I want to read says, "Thank you for such a motivational
post. I was really inspired by this, and started to create a millionaire mindset account myself. My
journey to become a millionaire ... in 38 years," I'm sorry. "My journey to become a millionaire
in 38 years has started because of this post that has given me the power and strength to fulfill my
dreams. I was hitting rock bottom, and this post made me realize that I've been doing nothing."
You know what? Y'all are funnier than me, okay? You win, who cares.