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50 Random Shower Thoughts #9
1.
I love falling asleep on the sofa, but damn I hate waking up on the sofa.
2.
How do bald people know where to stop washing their face?
3.
I rented a car in Europe.
I am paying more than the rental amount for the privilege of parking someone else's car.
4.
Spelling crazy as crayz sound much more like how we pronounce crazy
5.
Why, with the amount of time people spend on the toilet with their phones, are there
no power points in the smallest room in the house?
6.
The internet is full of attention seeking TV people.
7.
Microwaves not coming with a mute button in this decade is such an obvious omission that
it must be intentional.
8.
If the moon landings were really faked Buzz Aldrin would have died in an unrelated accident
by now
9.
Have you ever thought you were alive in the wrong era of time?....Don’t answer if you’re
one of those people who goes “I was born in the wrong era because i like this type
of music”.
10.
Deaf people must think music videos are the weirdest things ever
11.
If someone has an iPhone, they will specify it is an iPhone.
Everyone else refers to theirs as just a phone
12.
What if all those cartoons about quicksand was a metaphor for relationships?
13.
The Bat signal only works when it's cloudy out.
14.
If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world stays the same.
15.
I'm perfectly fine with spending hundreds of dollars shopping for clothes.
But when it comes to app purchases, 0.99 cents is too much.
16.
If evolution moved fast enough deer would have reflective jackets by now.
17.
Us humans like to see ourselves as the most advanced species on Earth, but we're probably
the only species that's screwing Earth up single-handedly
18.
Asking friends if they have a phone charger is the new "Do you have a cup of sugar?"
19.
In this century it's more important to delete history rather than make it.
20.
Everyday feels like Monday when you work every day.
21.
"I wonder if anyone else has ever thought this thought before" is probably one of the
more thought of thoughts.
22.
We can say whatever we want about the Amish on here and they'll never know.
23.
John Wick does crazy shit in a suit and I can barely put my seatbelt on when getting
in the car.
24.
Is there even any substantial scientific evidence that woodchucks can't chuck wood in the first
place?
25.
Trix Cereal is to Coco Puffs just like Skittles are to M&M's
26.
Harry Potter is a rich orphan who grows up to fight crime.
Harry Potter is magical Batman.
27.
Ever stop to think how many latex gloves a hospital goes through in one night?
28.
Is there an actual reason why during the day, all you want to do is sleep, but by the time
you actually make it to bed, you're not tired anymore
29.
Isn't it funny that the same people complaining about millennials being so caught up with
receiving "participation awards" were the ones doling them out?
30.
How long do we have until gender becomes a slider in character creation screens.
31.
Listening to music is like halfway between reading books and watching movies
32.
Onions are the only vegetable that tries to resist when you cut it.
33.
Imagine how many miles you have scrolled with your fingers
34.
Instead of filling a glass with water, we're actually filling the bottle with air.
35.
Forget cars, houses and fancy clothes.
I'll know I've made it when I use a trolley for grocery shopping instead of a basket.
36.
Something about watching my dog's fur come out as I'm brushing him feels therapeutic
37.
Newly invented products that claim to last for over 10 years haven't actually been tested.
38.
Music is the only art form where you express yourself with someone else's idea
39.
If you died on the operating table, did you hire a shitty surgeon or a trained hitman?
40.
There are dogs all over the world that know the meaning of 'walk' in different languages.
41.
I wonder what the most valuable item a pet has buried and not been discovered is
42.
Looking back 10 years to when I was 15 doesn't seem that long ago, but looking back 10 years
when I was 15 to when I was 5 seemed like a lifetime ago.
43.
A ceiling fan is a never-ending fidget spinner
44.
What if my dog doesn't think it is people but thinks people are dogs?
45.
In the future, every army fight using unmanned drone/robot, every war will be a huge scale
e-sport
46.
How amazing would the ending of Breaking Bad have been if he met Lois and we found out
it was a prequel to Malcolm in the Middle...I mean i know they filmed a little reference
to Malcolm in the Middle but still
47.
Music artists contradict themselves every time they sing "I don't think of you" when
they clearly thought of said person during writing.
48.
I don't know what's worse, drinking hot coffee that's gone cold, or drinking cold coffee
that's gone warm.
49.
When you think about it, trees and plants are just planet hair.
50.
If Wolverine had been implanted with TItanium instead of Adamantium, he would have never
been poisoned because titanium is biologically inert.
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